Poor Javi Marroquin ... we don't know what we'd be doing, either.
Kim Zolciak I Scored Double-Digit Karats!
8/27/2016 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Zolciak's left arm is getting a serious workout thanks to the 11 karats worth of ice her husband just put on her for their 5th anniversary.
Kroy Biermann slipped the new diamond on her a few months early, but you know Kim's not complaining. The couple got married on 11/11/11 ... hence the karat count for the gift, we're told.
Our sources say the NFL linebacker dropped $100k on the piece and keep in mind ... Kim was already hauling a 10 karat engagement rock! Modern etiquette says 5th anniversary gifts should be silverware -- but imagine her face if he'd gone that route.
Kroy's playing for the Buffalo Bills this season, so Kim's gonna be solo in Atlanta for a few months.
The ring will keep her company.
Alyssa Arce & Tyrie Rudolph Beach Bums
8/27/2016 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Alyssa Arce and Tyrie Rudolph had all the room they needed for activities on their friend date at the beach ... and they definitely took advantage.
We got the two Wilhelmina L.A. models in Santa Monica soaking up waves and rays ... and then gettin' their smash on in the sand.
Talk about F-U-N.
Diddy & Cassie We're Back On!! And the Cops Are Off the Case
8/26/2016 3:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
We broke the story ... Cassie dumped Diddy and a heated argument ensued. Diddy allegedly grabbed Cassie's phone, jumped out of the car they were in and skedaddled.
The Beverly Hills police investigated the incident and determined it was just one of those things and no crime was committed. Diddy gave the phone back and there was no violence, so it came down to a case of no harm, no foul.
Even if the cops saw it differently, Cassie made it clear she didn't want her boo prosecuted so it would have been dropped anyway.
Make it work, guys.
Celebrity Underboobs Guess Who!
8/27/2016 12:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
TMZ Live Demi Lovato: My Date Can Kick Your Ass!
8/26/2016 9:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Ryan Lochte Case Rio Cops Deserve Praise for Exposing 'Farce' ... Say Rio Cops
8/26/2016 2:24 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Authorities in Rio really showed Ryan Lochte and his teammates who's the boss -- just ask Rio authorities, who are patting themselves on the back ... hard!
The Court of Justice in Rio believes its handling of Lochte-gate brought "international prestige" to its city and required "courageous action." We know this because the court actually fired off a statement to the media saying so.
Rio police similarly shouted out the efforts of Rio police ... saying they uncovered the "farce" of the Team USA swimmers' story.
The praise and adulation came 24 hours after Lochte was charged for lying to police -- a non-extraditable offense that Lochte has no intention of returning to Brazil to face.
But word among Rio's finest is ... they nailed it.
'Making a Murderer' Cops Planted My Blood ... Now There's a Test to Prove It!
8/26/2016 1:14 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Steven Avery is renewing his fight to get outta prison and believes there's better technology to prove the cops railroaded him while investigating Teresa Halbach's murder.
Avery -- who is serving a life sentence without parole -- wants the state of Wisconsin to do radiocarbon testing to show the age of his blood that was found at the Halbach crime scene in 2005.
As he claimed in "Making a Murderer" ... Avery believes cops planted blood they'd previously drawn from him years earlier, during his rape conviction. Avery's hope is the new testing will back that up.
If successful, this would be the second time DNA testing got Avery off the hook -- his 1985 rape conviction was eventually overturned.
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Ariana Grande I'm So Into Your New Tattoo
8/26/2016 12:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The new couple got inked Thursday at the famed tattoo parlor Shamrock Social Club on the Sunset Strip.
Ariana got the letter "A" and the Venus symbol inked on her hands, and as for Mac's tat ... it's of the horizon, but there's still some room on his neck to get her name down the line.
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Mel Gibson Selling Oksana's $2.575 Million Crash Pad
8/26/2016 11:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mel's selling the 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath pad for $2.575 million. The 3,468 square foot home hit the market Thursday. It's a Frank Lloyd Wright knock-off -- modern architecture with a bunch of stone features and stained glass. No pool though.
As we previously reported ... Mel agreed to give Oksana just under $30k in child support each month for their 6-year-old daughter, Lucia, IF Oksana agreed to move out of the rental.
Mel bought the home in 2009 for $2.4 million.
Kevin Smith Ben a While Since I Talked to My Batman Buddy, Affleck
8/26/2016 11:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
We got Kevin out in NYC and, naturally, we hopped on 2 of his fave topics -- Batman and Ben. Then came the shocker about how long it's been since they bro'd down.
Check out the vid ... Kevin also dropped a few suggestions for who could be the NEXT Batman. He wasn't taking a shot at the current one.
In fact, he ends up praising one of Ben's features.
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'Narcos' Hot Reporter Snubbed At Season 2 Premiere Party
8/26/2016 11:03 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Narcos" star Stephanie Sigman -- the hot Colombian reporter who hooked up with Pablo Escobar -- was nowhere to be seen at the season 2 premiere ... because she was snubbed.
Production sources tell TMZ ... the show didn't mean to diss Steph ... it was more a case of out of sight, out of mind. Although her role in season 1 was pivotal, her involvement in season 2 is spotty.
For her part, we're told Stephanie was real upset when she didn't get an invite, but she stood on principle and never contacted producers ... thinking it was intentional rather than an oversight.
So Wednesday's party was awesome, but not as hot as it could have been.
'Total Recall' Director World Wasn't Ready For My 8-Breasted Hooker
8/26/2016 9:16 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Director Paul Verhoeven is proof inspiration strikes in species everywhere -- like dog nipples for the 8-breasted hooker he wanted for "Total Recall."
The famed director -- who also had a hand in classics like "RoboCop" and "Starship Troopers" -- dished LOTS of details when we caught up with him Thursday night in L.A. Check out the vid ... he's seriously fixated on boobs.
We couldn't leave without settling a huge puzzler in "Starship Troopers" -- is the big alien meant to look like a vagina?
Take a look.