Posh's Nippy Afternoon
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A fully alert Victoria Beckham enjoyed a cool Los Angeles day, by hitting up The Grove outdoor mall on Monday with her adorable son, Cruz. It's Baby Spice!
Could David's mini-me be any cuter?!
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A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 10/7 - 10/13
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This week in the Thirty Mile Zone, Lindsay Lohan appeared in Utah looking hotter than ever, Kelly Osbourne escaped from Gotham City, and NASA released images of Posh's forehead.
Nicole Richie showed that a little weight can do a lotta good, Britney bared her babymaker -- again, and narcissistic nincompoops Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt invested in more self-promotion. Why?
There's plenty more inside -- click on in to check it out the week that was!
Snoop Dogg Dines with the Beckhams?
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What the feezy?! The Beckhams and Snoop Dogg are friends now?! The group reportedly met for dinner last night at Mastro's in Beverly Hills. It's the creme de la creme of Beverly Hills society -- in flannel and pigtails!
TMZ spotted Snoop walking to his car after his dinner, and he wasn't shy with his choice of words regarding the paparazzi, saying, "Damn, is Britney Spears around this muthaf***er?" And when someone asked the Doggfather if he felt like Britney, he quipped, "Hell naw, I ain't feelin' nothing like her! I'm keeping my hair and my kids!"
For the record, Snoop's hair is longer and more luxurious than Brit Brits!
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That's No Planet! It's Posh!
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Behold the mountains, craters and ridges of Victoria Beckham!
Spice Girls' Couture Craze
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Zigga zigga hey ... that's an expensive gown! For their upcoming world tour, the Spice Girls are trading up -- from track suits to couture creations. They've commissioned wizened fashion wizard Roberto Cavalli to develop a new look for them -- and they're going diva all the way.
Cavalli's known for outlandish and extravagant outfits -- and he's a personal favorite of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham. The total budget for the girls' new gowns? A cool $4 million!
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Posh and Becks Return to L.A.
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Joy. They're back.
Posh, wearing her Flashdance look, and Becks, in a clinging Nehru jacket, returned to L.A. after visiting his ailing dad in England. Now he can return to not playing soccer, and she can return to whatever it is she does.
Reich Spice
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Posh Spice made her way through LAX yesterday, looking more ready to join the Luftwaffe than the cast of "Ugly Betty." Is she going to play a role in buddy Tom Cruise's new Hitler movie? Can she not see?
Frau Beckham camped it up in this reprehensible flight outfit, that is hopefully not part of her new dVB fashion line -- if it is, there'll be a "majah" furor!
Caprice Wins Best Boobs!
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Who's got the fairest pair -- of breasts? Cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci says international shmodel/cyborg Caprice Bourret has the best rack around, and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham sports the worst. Major!
Just what makes the best breasts? According to Mallucci (who had the oh-so-difficult job of poring over countless photos of breasts), good breasts have nipples that point upward, and an upper half that's slightly smaller than the bottom half.
Mallucci said he found Beckham's breasts to be "unnaturally round," but that didn't stop hundreds of his clients from requesting a Posh-like pair, reports the Daily Mail.
The Beckhams Get in Their Car
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After Posh & Becks had dinner with their sons at Mastro's in Beverly Hills, the entire Beckham bunch made their way to a waiting SUV.
That's it.
No, really.
Nothing happened.
Not ... a ... thing.
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Posh Pops Up in Push-Up Getup
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Mrs. Beckham strutted her puffed up stuff yesterday on the streets of New York City. And while it's usually easy to poke fun at the Poshter, here's one instance where thin is definitely in.
It's easy to forget what an amazingly assembled body the David-taming import has -- when it's typically covered with some of the most gnarly fashion atrocities this side of Big Ben. But this little red number does her some "may-jah" justice! It even deflects attention from her oddly ginormous head!
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Beckham's Alleged Nookie Asst. Blows into L.A.
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Rebecca Loos, perhaps the most aptly named Brit scandal figure since Divine Brown dallied with Hugh Grant, is coming to America! Roll out the caught red-handed carpet!
Rebecca allegedly had a torrid affair with her soccer hottie David Beckham. Now it seems that Miss Loos wants to try her, er, hand at being a star in America -- it kinda worked for Posh, why not her?!
Becky has already made a big splash across the pond in such Z-lister hits as "Celebrity Love Island" and "The Farm." Welcome to the zoo!
Gummi's Got Nosh for Posh? Tosh!
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Beverly Hills oily heir, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis wants to throw a tea party to welcome Posh and Becks to Hollywood ... bring on the truckload of scones!
Gummi, who's being eaten up by a hungry flesh eating bacteria, wants the Beckhams to eat fancy -- with the party catered by Gummi's personal chef. What, he only has one? TMZ has learned that GumGum is climbing up the wrong tree -- forget posh food, Posh is a snack queen! The way to Vicki's heart is through the junk food aisle. Her Spiciness has a thing for Walkers potato chips -- cheese, onion and chicken flavored if you please, which she has shipped in by the boxload from the UK. Crunchy Spice!
Invitations to Gummi's den should be accompanied by a pair of latex gloves!
Posh's Pimpin' Wheels
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It should come as no surprise that Posh & Becks would ride in style ... but Victoria Beckham's car is just ridiculous!
TMZ cameras spotted Victoria leaving the Sunset Marquis Hotel last night, with sons Brooklyn and Romeo, pulling out of the parking lot in a sick Bentley convertible with monogrammed leather interior. Spice up your life!
While Victoria made sure her face was camera-ready by checking herself out in the front mirror, all son Brooklyn could do was swing an oversized inflatable hammer at photographers snapping them. Someone's got to protect that ride!
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Barefoot Like Beckham
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Nobody can say David Beckham doesn't appreciate his fans -- giving up his own shoes to an autograph seeker! The sole of Beckham!
TMZ was outside of a special soccer clinic for kids in Harlem on Friday, where there was an absolute frenzy over Becks' arrival. Sexy Becksy signed everything fans threw at him, including a basketball, baseball glove, football, cell phone -- even a dollar bill -- though surprisingly, or maybe not, no soccer balls.
On the way out of the clinic, one man asked Beckham to sign his shoes for him -- with Beckham going one better by actually removing the sneakers he'd been playing in all day, handing them off to the guy and walking to his car -- shoeless.
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Beverly Hills Gets Even More Posh
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Victoria Beckham im-Posh-ter Chanelle Hayes has followed her doppleganger's lead and moved to L.A.
The chav-tastic UK Big Brother contestant followed all the guidelines in the Posh handbook when TMZ cameras spotted her yesterday shopping on Rodeo Drive. Pushy bodyguard? Check. Paparazzi entourage? Check. Sour demeanor and all-around blow-up-doll appearance? Check and check.
Who needs a double when the real Beckham is fake enough!
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Designer Im-Posh-ter
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Just when you thought Victoria Beckham couldn't get any faker -- along comes something called Chanelle!
Believe it or not, British "Big Brother" fauxality show bimbo Chanelle Hayes arrived to a London event on Thursday dressed like a trashier, cheaper, chavier version of Posh. She's so "may-jah!"
The 19-year-old Poshtitute wannabe mimicked the little black mess Victoria wore to an award show in June. Imitation of Spice!