Girthmasterr to Matt Kalil 'Size Queens' Will Want a Taste of Your Coke Cans!!!

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The big news about Matt Kalil's junk size has made him a marked man ... and "size queens" are on the hunt, or so we hear from a porn star who can relate.

Here's the deal ... Kalil, a former NFL-er, had his dong thrust into the spotlight recently when his ex-wife Haley Kalil said his size was just too much for her, likening it to at least a couple of Coke cans.

Porn star Girthmasterr tells TMZ … he can totally relate to Matt's story, since he found himself in the same situation more than a few times before his huge wang made him famous.

Denise Richards Huge Legal Win Over Aaron ... See Ya in 5 Years!!!

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Denise Richards just scored a big legal win over her estranged husband Aaron Phypers ... because she's getting court-ordered protection from him after accusing him of domestic violence.

A judge on Friday reportedly granted Denise's request for a restraining order against Aaron, and the ruling bars Aaron from blabbing to the media about Denise or owning guns ... TMZ has confirmed.

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The restraining order will remain in place for 5 years ... and Aaron can't contact Denise, disturb her peace or abuse her.

Sex Therapist On Haley & Matt Kalil Here's How You Work Around Size ... Two Coke Cans Be Damned

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Haley Kalil says sex with her NFL ex-husband Matt Kalil was damn near impossible because of his oversized manhood ... but a renowned sex and relationship therapist is explaining how they could have made things work in the bedroom, and she's got pointers for other couples going through the same issue.

Here's the deal ... Haley went on a podcast recently and revealed the biggest reason for her divorce from the former NFL offensive lineman was the fact that sex was difficult because his penis was the size of two Coke cans.

Dr. Laura Berman listened to Haley's complaints and tells TMZ ... the SI Swimsuit model is far from alone in finding it difficult to bang a partner who is oversized.

'Will & Grace' Star Eric McCormack Settles Divorce

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Eric McCormack and his estranged wife Janet Holden have settled their divorce ... TMZ has learned.

As we reported ... Janet was the one who pulled the plug two years ago, filing for divorce after more than 26 years of marriage with the "Will & Grace" star.

At the time, Janet was seeking spousal support and looking to end the court's ability to award Eric spousal support.

'Golden Bachelor's Theresa Nist Gerry Turner Mentioned Murder, Chopping Up My Body!!!

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3:17 PM PT -- Gerry Turner's disputing Theresa Nist's version of events a bit ... telling TMZ, "I laughed. That’s preposterous."

Gerry Turner seems to have had an exit plan in case his marriage to Theresa Nist didn't work out ... straight-up telling her where he'd hide her body if he killed her!

Nist exhumed the morbid story during an episode of the "Dear Shandy" podcast ... telling the hosts they were out on a walk near his house along a lake, when Theresa says Gerry pointed out a shed to her.

She then claims Gerry said, "That’s where I’m going to hide your body after I kill you and chop you up" -- a statement Nist swears he deadpanned.

'Without a Trace' Anthony LaPaglia wife files for divorce

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It's back to the drawing board for Anthony LaPaglia, at least when it comes to relationships ... because his wife Alexandra Henkel just pulled the plug on their marriage.

The "Without a Trace" star's other half beelined it to court Tuesday and filed for divorce after 7 years of marriage ... according to new legal docs obtained by TMZ.

Alexandra lists Sept. 11 as the date of separation and she's going with the boilerplate "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split.

Haley Kalil Matt's Size Torpedoed Our Marriage ... 'Two Coke Cans'

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10:49 AM PT -- Haley's comments spread like wildfire online ... but she tells TMZ Sports she wants to make it clear she has nothing but love for Matt.

"I care deeply about respecting his privacy and the integrity of what we shared together," Haley said.

"During our livestream we talked about so much more than what’s being highlighted -- the love in our marriage, the growth we experienced, the depth of our connection."

"It's unfortunate that only one fragment is being amplified, because it doesn't capture the full story of how meaningful things were to me," she added. "I hope the our hour and half long conversation reflects more than a funny soundbite."

Talk about a gift and a curse -- Sports Illustrated model and influencer Haley Kalil is opening up on what led to her divorce from NFL player Matt Kalil ... saying his size caused a serious issue in their sex life.

Kalil -- who got divorced from the former Pro Bowler in 2022 -- shared the intimate details on a stream with Marlon Garcia.

Kalil, 33, explained they had a good marriage, but something led to their split -- which she refused to say out loud ... but instead typed it on her phone and showed Marlon, who couldn't hide his shock.

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Let's Settle This Divorce, Judge!!!

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10:22 AM PT -- Sources close to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott tell TMZ ...they are on "friendly terms" and everything between them has been handled "amicably."

Tori Spelling is on her way to being officially single ... because she just told the judge she and her estranged husband Dean McDermott settled their divorce.

According to new legal docs filed by Spelling and obtained by TMZ, the former couple entered into a written agreement on their property and support issues ... though details of the agreement have not been disclosed. Regardless, all that's left is for the judge to sign off on the deal.

As we first reported, Tori filed for divorce from Dean in March 2024 after the two separated in June 2023. Tori cited the usual irreconcilable differences as the reason she was seeking a divorce.

Christina Perri Files For Divorce

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Christina Perri apparently won't love her husband for a thousand years ... because she just filed for divorce.

The "A Thousand Years" singer beelined it to court and filed to divorce her husband Paul Costabile after 7 years of marriage.

In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Christina lists Monday as the date of separation -- she wasted no time filing, it seems -- and she goes with the usual "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split.

Gerry Turner I Had Suicidal Thoughts ... After Theresa Nist Divorce

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Gerry Turner is opening up about the brutal public backlash after his split with Theresa Nist ... admitting the 'Golden Bachelor' heartbreak hit him so hard, he spiraled into suicidal thoughts.

TMZ has obtained an excerpt of Gerry's upcoming memoir, "Golden Years" ... and he writes that after announcing his divorce just 3 months in last year, the negative reaction got so brutal he hit rock bottom ... writing, "One night, while I was lying in bed and staring at the ceiling, it all became too much, and for the briefest moment, I thought about putting a gun to my head."

In the excerpt, Gerry explains he’s always had a "marathon mentality" -- pushing through pain knowing it would pass. But he admitted that at the time, the agony felt endless.

Sia's Ex Daniel Bernad Canoodling With New Woman ... Amid Nasty Custody War

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Sia's estranged husband Daniel Bernad isn't wasting too much time in his search for love post-split from the "Cheap Thrills" singer ... photographers caught him out Sunday, packing on the PDA with a new woman.

Daniel and model Morganne Wray kissed and held hands on a stroll through a flea market in Los Angeles over the weekend. We're told they spent about 2 hours browsing vintage knick-knacks at The Melrose Trading Post.

The lazy Sunday afternoon probably provided much-needed respite from his custody war with Sia.

Lily Allen You Mad-eline, David??? Apparent Costume Dig at Estranged Husband

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Lily Allen's getting clever with the marketing for her new album ... using a beloved childhood character to push a song allegedly roasting her estranged husband.

The singer-songwriter stepped out on Halloween night with some pals in Los Angeles ... dressing as Madeline -- the intrepid French heroine from a series of children's books.

Allen looks just like her in her baby blue jacket, bright red wig and straw hat ... and she stopped to pose for the cameras before heading into the Vas J. Morgan Halloween party.

Sia Just a Couple Crayons in a Box ... Matching Costumes with Son!!!

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Sia and her son looked ready to color in the Three Little Pigs together ... matching as a pair of pink crayons while going Trick-or-Treating amid a vicious custody battle.

The singer-songwriter took her one-year-old son, Somersault, around their Los Angeles neighborhood Friday ... and, the two dressed in their bright pink outfits -- with the little dude sitting up in his mom's arms.

Sia looked happy while out with her kiddo ... smiling wide in multiple photos -- and, Somersault got off his feet while rolling around in a stroller which was pushed by a man who appears to be his uncle Jon Bernad -- his dad's brother.

Sia Mediation Ordered Amid Bitter Child Custody War

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No "Cheap Thrills" here ... Sia and her estranged husband Daniel Bernad have been ordered to enter a mediation session to try to hammer out the custody issues in their contentious divorce.

We broke the news earlier this week -- Daniel's emergency request for full custody was shot down by a judge ... but now, the judge is ordering them to get together for a mediation session over the custody and visitation issues for their 1-year-old, Somersault Wonder Bernad.

In court docs obtained by TMZ, the former couple is being required to at least attempt to work through the issues before the next scheduled hearing. They've got 2 options -- handle things through a video conference with a mediator ... or use the Los Angeles court system's online program meant to help parents formulate a parenting plan.

Former Miss Universe Albania Files For Divorce From Actor Husband

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Angela Martini, a former Miss Universe contestant from Albania, is back on the market ... because she just pulled the plug on her marriage.

The model beelined it to court Thursday and filed to divorce her husband Drago Savulescu after 7 years of marriage ... according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

In the docs, Angela lists October 24 as the date of separation and she's going with the boilerplate "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split.

Sia Scores Huge Win in Ugly Custody Battle Amid Divorce

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Sia got a huge W in her divorce from her second husband ... his emergency request for full custody of their son was just shot down by a judge.

According to court docs, obtained by TMZ ... a judge ruled most of the facts asserted in the legal docs from Sia's ex Daniel Bernad were old news -- that information was known back in August, when they entered into their temporary physical custody arrangement ... which gave Sia primary custody of their kid and limited monitored visitation for Daniel.

As we reported, Daniel was asking the court for an emergency order granting him sole custody of their 1-year-old, Somersault Wonder Bernad, calling Sia a "serious and immediate danger" to their son over allegations of drug use.