Fashion

Hair by Jack Daniels, makeup -- Virginia Slims -- orange legs by Cheetos!

And you thought Pete Doherty was the sloppy one!

Her 21" waist was snapped as she sashayed away from the Plaza Athenee. Dita's peeps tell us she's over there for the 60th Anniversary of the House of Dior. Viva Dita!

TMZ reported yesterday that Broadway superstar Carol Channing's prized "diamond dress" was returned to her, and now the always charming Channing is talking about the ordeal's happy ending. FOX 11 News in Los Angeles spoke with Ms. Channing last night, and she exclaimed, "I'm so glad, I'm so happy, I'm so grateful! I just have the giggles!" Being a living legend has its perks. The dress can now make its way to the Smithsonian, where it will be exhibited along with Channing's 1964 Tony for "Hello Dolly."

Ms. Channing expressed her appreciation for the LAPD and said, "They care as if we're all their family!" Carol's dress was lifted by a pedestrian outside of her hotel in Hollywood. Miss Channing, 86, is appearing tonight and Sunday at the Hollywood Bowl.

While the 21-year-old is getting clean and sober at Cirque Lodge, TMZ has learned that LiLo requested a shipment of her favorite T-shirt line, Nation, be sent to her. Fashion doesn't stop for detox!

The former "Fat Actress" was seen in this little big black dress -- sashaying down the sidewalk near Macy's yesterday. "Cheers" to her spectacular new figure!

Fashionably decked out in flared jeans, flip flops, bangle jewelry and bobby pinned tresses, the 33-year-old waif wonder channeled her inner Joni Mitchell. They paved paradise and put up a TopShop!

Kate's retro '70s look is a fashion high that doesn't come with public apologies or lost contracts!

Outfitted in a Matrix- trench coat, mens Oxford shirt, pleated (!) gabardine pants, and tasseled loafers, the Scientolomom had all the style and grace of ... an '80s Wall Street investment banker! Styling by Gordon Gekko!

Earlier this year, Kors was cited by the Humane Society of the United States for using dog fur in some of his designs. Since March, Kors has discontinued his use of dog fur, but still uses rabbit and broadtail fur.

His spring collection didn't contain fur pieces, but, said Santos Lopez, founder of NYC Animal Rights, "The animals that will be used in his fall collection are already suffering in cages, and we only get a chance to speak to him twice a year. I don't want to look like we're bullying people, but these designers are celebrating the deaths of animals."

The "Doggfather" performed poolside at the Hard Rock Hotel on Friday, and got on stage in this blue bandanna print jumpsuit. Lawdy! In addition to this Crip-a-licious ensemble, the D-O-double-G had a personalized microphone that read, what else, Dogg. Not only is he poetic, he's creative.

They lined up for haute couture, but arrived looking like forty cents worth of "have mercy!" Many celebs at NYC's Fashion Week sidled up to the shows in less-than-stellar style. WHAT Who are you wearing?!

Covering up her court-ordered accessory with boot cut jeans, the 28-year-old DUI diva attended a MAC Cosmetics event on Wednesday and was presented with a bottle of her name-encrusted champagne. Drinks to that -- once her sentence is up!

Later that same day, the raptress showed less modesty by hitting up another designer event -- in a white dress that exposed her alcohol monitoring bling. Call the fashion police!

The Fergalicious singer usually looks fit and fab, but lately she has been dropping the pounds and barely passing for her old self -- big girls don't cry -- but they do eat! She needs to stop passing her plate to the bodyguard behind her!

When your purse weighs more than you do, have a sandwich!