Fashion

The allegedly not-pregnant 38-year-old wafted onstage in Atlantic City on Saturday, for the launch of her tour with hubby Marc Anthony. He's the wind beneath her wings!

In a belly-hiding getup, La Lopez metamorphosed into a nearly airborne Lainie Kazaan-esque '70s "Love Boat" lounge singer. Live on the Lido deck -- Jenny from the cocoon!

19-year-old Barbadian beauty Rihanna worked the runway like an old pro at the Dsquared2 fashion show in Milan on Thursday. Do the Naomi Campbell walk!

The 37-year-old hit her assistant a London club in this shapeless sheer black Lamps Plus gown. Lights out!

For once, someone ought to smack some sense into her!

The octopus-weaved decaying songstress was snapped upright in London on Wednesday, rockin' a demure polo sweater, a pair of sleek, emaciated jeans and, believe it or not, heels! Her ballet flats must be at the repair shop!

For once, the 24-year-old scored -- legally!

Madonna was spotted leaving a London restaurant on Tuesday, and despite her chic black ensemble, looked like a middle-aged raver out past her bedtime -- in a pair of wretched rose-tinted sunglasses. Ray of blight!

On a positive note, Madge's unfortunate eyewear almost distracted one from noticing her rigor mortis afflicted man-hands! Almost.

Decked out on Saturday in a Grizzly coat, studded Halloween pumpkin sack and deep sea fishing boots, the 21-year-old wonder twin battled a fierce L.A. storm, or as it's commonly known around the rest of the country -- a little drizzle! Are schools closed?!

Wearing cataract shades and a classic Mylar Chanel suit from Talbot's Geriatric Goth line, the 62-year-old punk pioneer proved she can still rock sexy, lacy support hose and Mary Jane orthopedic peep-toe pumps like nobody's grandmother!

"Once I had a love ... now I've got gas ... "

Hair by Jack Daniels, makeup -- Virginia Slims -- orange legs by Cheetos!

And you thought Pete Doherty was the sloppy one!

Her 21" waist was snapped as she sashayed away from the Plaza Athenee. Dita's peeps tell us she's over there for the 60th Anniversary of the House of Dior. Viva Dita!

TMZ reported yesterday that Broadway superstar Carol Channing's prized "diamond dress" was returned to her, and now the always charming Channing is talking about the ordeal's happy ending. FOX 11 News in Los Angeles spoke with Ms. Channing last night, and she exclaimed, "I'm so glad, I'm so happy, I'm so grateful! I just have the giggles!" Being a living legend has its perks. The dress can now make its way to the Smithsonian, where it will be exhibited along with Channing's 1964 Tony for "Hello Dolly."

Ms. Channing expressed her appreciation for the LAPD and said, "They care as if we're all their family!" Carol's dress was lifted by a pedestrian outside of her hotel in Hollywood. Miss Channing, 86, is appearing tonight and Sunday at the Hollywood Bowl.

While the 21-year-old is getting clean and sober at Cirque Lodge, TMZ has learned that LiLo requested a shipment of her favorite T-shirt line, Nation, be sent to her. Fashion doesn't stop for detox!

The former "Fat Actress" was seen in this little big black dress -- sashaying down the sidewalk near Macy's yesterday. "Cheers" to her spectacular new figure!