Stop in the Name of Ugg!
As she walked through the back alleys of Beverly Hills on Thursday, Diana Ross was anything but supreme in a pair of cataract shades, "Biggest Loser" sweats and 2003 Ugg boots.
The 63-year-old diva picked up some takeout, which officially made her a bag lady.
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That's So Ridiculous!
Wearing a Tempestt Bledsoe "Cosby Show" weave and a "Flashdance" inspired t-shirt dress mess, Raven-Symone had the nerve to show up to an L.A. fashion show this week -- one wrong move away from flashing her Britney.
Doesn't she know wearing your vadge as outerwear is so last season!
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The Devil Wore Ferragamo
Soon everyone will be able to bid on the expensive and tacky gowns, furs and 250 size 8.5 Ferragamo shoes of dead real estate bitch-onaire Leona Helmsley.
On May 18, Leslie Hindman Auctioneers will put most of the Queen of Mean's gaudy garb up for grabs. Leona died last year with a net worth of 2.5 billion and mandated that all her property and garish belongings be sold. Proceeds from the sale are to go to the Helmsley Charitable Trust.
At her death, Leona left her white Maltese, Trouble, a $12 million trust fund. What a dumb bitch!
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Pocahotmess Spotted in WeHo
Mischa Barton should have received another DUI on Thursday -- for dressing under the influence!
The starwreck showed up to lunch in West Hollywood wearing Joni Mitchell's Woodstock headband, Nancy Reagan's cardigan and one of Hilary Duff's old Lizzie McGuire mini-skirts.
As long as she is allowed on the streets, no one is safe!
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The Skinny on Katie Price's Lingerie
British DDD-lister Katie Price, aka Jordan, modeled her new lingerie line with the help of some normal and plus-sized models in London on Wednesday.
If sexy lingerie doesn't make you feel sexy, just hang out with six of your heavier gal pals!
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Louis Gossett Jr. Is Still a Gentleman
Horses are the new black. Only Louis Gossett Jr. can sport horses on a jacket and still make it look cool. The 71-year-old was out at Mr. Chow last night, and he gave everyone a line from his famous movie "Officer and a Gentleman."
Gossett told photogs he got his jacket from the fashion hub of the world -- Nashville.
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Mariah Glitters in Shauna Sand's Shoes
Wearing her ruby red Dorothy-goes-to-Scores stripper heels from the Shauna Sand Collection, Mariah Carey -- and a friend -- walked the yell-ho brick road through Times Square on Wednesday.
Not one of her higher notes.
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Dakota Fanning Is Getting Old
Holy s**t! Dakota Fanning is all growed up!
The adorably annoying child star, who turned 14 on Saturday, was snapped at LAX this weekend wearing a trend almost as old as she is -- Ugg boots!
Proving not all of young Hollywood is messed up, Dakota has never gone to rehab or received a DUI. Yet.
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PETA Rats Out Stone for Hideous Oscar Jewelry
Fur loving Sharon Stone could give a rat's ass about what she wears these days on the red carpet. Literally.
Stone showed up to the Elton John party last night wearing an actual rats paw as a broach. And of course, PETA has a few kind words for the animal killer. "Maybe Sharon, passed over by the Academy yet again, was jealous of Ratatouille's Oscar win and thought a rodent paw might go with her haggard look. Her accessories these days are as dead as her career." Meow!
Will Ferrell Lane Bryant Spokesperson?
Either Will Ferrell got hold of one of Star Jones' old pre-gastric business suits or he's into looking like a WNBA player on her way to church!
Ferrell wore this khaki monstrosity to the premiere of his new film, "Semi-Pro," on Tuesday. Hopefully, the movie will be as funny as his outfit.
Britney's Latest Vadge of Honor
Britney -- and her kitten -- re-appeared last night at Sushi House Unico in Los Angeles. The conservatorship does not, apparently, require undergarments!
Britney is officially back.
Bridezilla vs. Rudolph
Outfitted in a purple tartan plaid wedding dress, eyepatch and antlers, model Agyness Deyn galloped down the catwalk at London fashion week on Wednesday, looking like the one-eyed bride of Blitzen.
It's all about venison chic this season.
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Kate Hudson: Fool's Goldie
Although there has always been a resemblance, Kate Hudson, 28, hit up a London event on Tuesday, where she officially morphed into her mother -- 62-year-old Goldie Hawn.
Kate has great genes -- but Goldie's got even better ... eye cream.
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Snoop Dogg Is the King of Free Swag
A few weeks ago TMZ caught Snoop Dizzle loading up on free swag from Ed Hardy -- and last night, TMZ caught the D-oh-double-G talking to Jermaine Dupri (who looks about four feet tall) about getting more free stuff -- jewelry this time!
What does Snoop pay for?!?
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The Devil Wears ... This?!
After rummaging through Ivana Trump's fur vault and donning a purple tie-dyed pleated skirt from The House of Jerry Garcia, Vogue editrix Anna Wintour was almost unrecognizable at a fashion show in NYC on Thursday.
No, that's not a bag lady. She actually paid a lot of money for that getup.
Dressing bad is obviously in this season.
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Gwyneth Paltrow: What the Frock?!
Wearing one of Molly Ringwald's homemade "Pretty in Pink" class of '86 prom castoffs, an unfortunate sheer Dorothy Zbornak duster and a pair of Ace® bandage platform "Miami Vice" espadrilles, Gwyneth Paltrow dazzled at Madonna's Malawi fundraiser in NYC on Wednesday.
At least her hair looked ... blonde.