Fashion

With her static cling pullover, belted duvet cover and atrociously sensible, orthopedic lace-ups, HBC really is Bellatrix Lestrange.

While normally well put together, Hilary Duff emerged at a L.A. hot dog stand on Tuesday -- looking like Jessica Simpson's haggard body double in "Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Morning After."

Cameras caught the hip-hop divo at The Grove in L.A. yesterday modeling the new Soup Kitchen line from Barneys.

In the course of a few hours on Monday, Ash went from NYC streetwalker to k.d. Lang wannabe.

Naomi C. and her Madea-esque fashion fairy godmother, Vogue's Andre Leon Talley were dressed more appropriately for Arabian night at Studio 54 in 1982 than the CFDA awards in NYC last night.

Can someone please let Andre know when the fire in his building is out so he can return to his shower?

Last week, Chanel threw a big red carpet bash for the opening of its new Robertson Blvd. shop and invited the likes of Angie Harmon, Rachel Bilson, Sheridan and Trachtenberg -- but not Z-lister Phoebe Price! Afterwards, we're told several photo agencies were contacted by reps for the design house asking them to not posts pics of Nic and Mic at the event. Sources tell us they didn't feel the "Desperate Housewife" and "Gossip Girl" were high end enough for the label. Interesting, since they were arguably some of the more famous actresses at the event. Ever Carradine and Tracee Ellis Ross, anyone?!

We're told none of the agencies obliged the couture house's messed up request, but you can probably guess who these ladies won't be wearing to the Emmys.

TMZ contacted a rep for Chanel, but did not hear back.

Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.

Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.

Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.

Jimmy Choo shoe empress Tamara Mellon and bf Slater were on a boat in Cannes on Wednesday when she channeled Marilyn Monroe.

Criss' women's fedora, sleeveless leather vest and ill-fitting jeans are accented beautifully by his guido jewelry. While Wolf's crushed velvet, sleeveless, double-breasted vampire coat dress thing and bootcut denim combo bring out the highlights in his fried, over-processed weave.

Madame Bratman, you don't have to turn on your red light.

This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.

We call bullshirt.

The 33-year-old divorcing mother of two hit the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills in all her Baby Phat glory.

The married 26-year-old showed up to dinner in NYC -- after attending a Kanye West show, mind you -- dressed like a spoiled teenager on any Disney kids' show. She's just being Miley!

Jay-Z better knock some sense into her.

Damita Jo arrived to the opening of the Alexander McQueen store in L.A. on Tuesday, looking like the illegitimate celebuspawn of the Pink Panther and a Druid high priestess.

If only she could cast a spell on her record sales.

While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!

A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.