Hot Bodies

Even though she's never won a Grand Slam match, Enrique Iglesias' 26-year-old wife/girlfriend/whatever could still use a bowl or two of Wheaties -- the breakfast of, er, champions.

Yes, the Queen of all Booty hit up the beach bash with buddy Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane, but the two bolted from the breezy 'Bu for the blistering heat of a San Fernando Valley hang -- where they'd no doubt be surrounded by post-barbecue families instead of barbecued celebs like Jared Leto and Dave Navarro.

Kim knows what's hot.

TMZ has put together a photo gallery extravaganza for your holiday pleasure! All burned up from the barbecue? Shopped out? Plop down and have a look at these spectacular spare parts!

Spreading out a towel (and her legs) to enjoy the full effects of the Hawaiian sun (and breeze), the distinguished heiress/ex-con checked her e-mail while getting her infamous figure baked.

After her travails in jail, it's nice to see her back in the pink.

TMZ cameras were on the sand in Malibu for the rehab inhabitant's 21st, where LiLo frolicked around a beach house in nothing more than a bathing suit and some sea foam green stripper shoes as buddy Samantha Ronson spun some music for the party.

Lohan was spotted snapping photos of her friends and family -- who included Nicole Richie's ex DJ AM, Evan Ross, mom Dina and mini-lookalike sister Alli -- she even took pix of paparazzi with her very own telephoto lens.

Linds left the party at around 2:15 AM and was whisked back to Promises, where she'll complete her second stint in rehab.

Yes, it's the blokes from Thunder From Down Under -- in all their pectoral glory in this flesh-filled gallery.

Thanks to Adam Steck, CEO of SPI Entertainment and owner of TFDU, for bringing Aussie brawn to the states -- in sweaty performances seven nights a week at the Excalibur! Cheers!

-- Marilyn Monroe

Amen.

The host of the critically acclaimed strip show "Pants-Off Dance-Off" arrived to the opening of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles on Thursday and showed off her biggest (and possibly newest) assets. Goodbye Olsens, hello Sweetin Twins!

After losing a heat in the Rip Curl surf contest in Chile, reigning eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater was photographed rockin' a surfboard with a statement. The board art mockingly puts Abu Ghraib images in the iPod silhouette advertisement style.

Slater is not known for having much to say on anything -- except winning. Guess he does now ... or maybe he just digs the wicked graphics!

TMZ snapped the quickly slimmed-down mama leaving Les Deux last night, looking pretty damned hot for someone who, last time we saw her, was so pregnant she'd give Salma Hayek a run for her money.

Milk, does a body good.

Rock legend Iggy Pop, 60, helped Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers get a look at his future last night at the Glastonbury Festival.

Iggy & The Stooges rocked the second day of the British festival with songs from their new album, "The Weirdness," while simultaneously terrifying concertgoers.

Christina Aguilera took a voluptuously hot minute to answer some questions in Shanghai ... but reporters found it difficult to pay attention. Can't hold 'em down!

The pop star's eye-popping push-up put reporters off their purpose during the "Back to Basics" tour presser.

There have been rumors that Xtina is preggers. As usual, she's milking the publicity for all it's worth.

Kim KardASSian was spotted bringing up her rear as she arrived to the set of a photo shoot on Monday.

The Pussycat Doll in-training chatted with her mother, Kris Jenner, before shaking her plus-sized groove thang!

The striptastic pop mom dropped into Jill Roberts boutique in Beverly Hills yesterday, stepping out from behind a changing room curtain to ask a question of her assistant. "How do these bikini bottoms look, y'all?"

After the exhausting ordeal of trying on clothes, Brit split for the Four Seasons and a spa treatment.

It ain't easy bein' Britney.

He's dropped a few bombs in the UFC ring, he's pretty familiar with Jenna Jameson's missiles, and now bad boy Tito Ortiz is storming the Persian Gulf.

TMZ has learned that Ortiz will ship over to the region this summer under sponsorship of the USO, and will meet with U.S. troops stationed in the region.

The two hotties were caught bumpin' and grindin' on the dance floor at Diesel's Live Show party in Florence.

Viva Italia!