Hooters Bikini Pageant -- Now Serving Breasts
Nobody goes to Hooters just for wings ... especially during a bikini contest.
The luckiest cameraman alive went to go to the semi-finals of the 13th Annual Hooters International Pageant yesterday in Long Beach -- and wait 'til you see the Q&A and "talent" portions of this show. No "biblically correct" gals here!
This may be one of the longest videos we've ever posted.
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Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star
Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.
Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.
Playoffs? What playoffs?!
FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...
Paris Is Burning
Paris Hilton is red hot ... literally.
The 28-year-old ex-con socialite singed her bones in the Caribbean, with borefriend Doug Reinhardt.
Who's the firecrotch now?
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Mr. Julia Roberts Is Ab-Normal
Julia Roberts must get drunk on her husband Danny Moder's ripped twelve-pack.
Julia and Danny are a good example of a couple in Hollywood who can still stomach each other.
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Channing Tatum's Waxed Figure
Channing Tatum showed off his hairless torso while jogging in West Hollywood on Sunday.
If producers are smart, the 29-year-old will have a lot of shirtless scenes in "G.I. Joe."
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Hugh Jackman: Glisten to This
It was a real scorcher in Rio yesterday ... when Wolverine showed off his ferocious sweaty, hairy chest.
Hugh Jackman is so damn hot, he's a triple X-men.
Genetic mutant, indeed.
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Gisele's Brady Bling
Tom Brady put a ring on it ... and Gisele showed it off in NYC last night.
The 28-year-old supermodel really knows how to rock.
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Kellan Lutz: 'Twilight' of the Bod
Despite all the bad writing and stilted performances in "Twilight," Kellan Lutz was still able to show off his acting muscles ... by wearing a tight tank top yesterday.
Screw that skinny guy with the greasy, messy hair, Lutz's ripped physique is the only reason to go see the upcoming sequel.
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Lindsay Strips Away Her Pain
Lindsay Lohan is refocusing and getting back to basics ... a black bra and stockings.
Holding her yellow wig in place, the 21-year-old former actress posed in lingerie during a Marilyn Monroe themed photo shoot on Wednesday.
Gentlewomen prefer blondes, too.
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Rob Lowe Harasses World with His Hot Bod
While he hasn't aged in nearly 20 years, Rob Lowe soaked his smooth, shirtless bones in the Miami sun on Tuesday.
Dorian Gray has got nothing on the 45-year-old star.
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Chris Pine: Buff Me Up, Scotty
With only three days until he becomes a huge star, "Star Trek's" new Captain Kirk, Chris Pine, went for a shirtless hike in L.A. on Tuesday.
The ripped 28-year-old should have no trouble finding a stardate.
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Teenage Megan Fox What Awkward Stage?!
Before you click through the following pictures of a young Megan Fox in her various high school uniforms, remember -- the person you're looking at is under 18.
We just got our hands on Megan's yearbook pics from her freshman and sophomore years at Morningside Academy Upper School in Florida -- which pretty much shows the girl never suffered through any of those awkward teenage years.
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Anderson Cooper: Oh Daddy!
Look at that adorable face ... and the baby is pretty cute too!
While out in Beverly Hills with a friend, Anderson Cooper showed off his paternal side -- and his legs -- by holding a baby in his buff arms.
Coop can cover even the most sensitive of topics.
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Miranda vs. Bar You Must Pick One
Pick your chin up and stop drooling, because we're about to ask you the impossible: Miranda Kerr and Bar Refaeli arrived at Marc Jacobs' party together last night ... but if you could only choose one ... who'd you rather?
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Mark & Kelly: Abs-olutley Perfect Couple
By the looks of it, Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa's marriage isn't the only thing in excellent shape.
The 38-year-olds celebrated their 13th wedding anniversary by comparing their toned and tanned physiques at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend.
Despite constant rumors that they are breaking up, Mark and Kelly know how to work it out!
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Brazilian Model Falls on Her Fiiiiiiine Ass
Because everyone loves to see the beautiful people totally eat it on the runway -- check out this Brazilian model fall flat on her rear during a recent runway show.
Thanks to WorldStarHipHop.com for the heads up.