Ben McKenzie -- You're So Vein
Benjamin McKenzie is all growed up ... and out ... and ripped ... and damn!
Since going from playing an outcast on "The OC" to a cop on "Southland," the 30-year-old has gotten seriously yoked out.
Officer Ben Sherman's guns are fully loaded.
This Is How He Stays McDreamy
Patrick Dempsey aired out his pale white anatomy while on a sleeveless bike ride in L.A. on Thursday.
Forget killing off Katherine Heigl or T.R. Knight, for good ratings "Grey's" should show off the 43-year-old's buff arms more often.
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Bikini Girl Wins Breast in Show
Ryan Seacrest to Bikini Girl: "I was gonna ask you what's new, but I think I know."
She still sounded awful, but Katrina Darrell showed up to the "Idol" finale with two big improvements.
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Hayden Panettiere -- Here's the Rub
Hayden Panettiere's rumored boyfriend, British TV personality Steve Jones, kindly helped her use some protection from the sun while she flaunted her bikini body again in Cannes yesterday.
Her National Teen Pregnancy Awareness pal Bristol Palin would be so proud.
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Lisa Rinna ... Sucks
Lisa Rinna revealed the secret to a happy marriage -- and did it without saying a single word.
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Hayden P -- Nice Cannes
Sporting a cowboy hat and not much else, bikini babe Hayden Panettiere tanned her 19-year-old bod on a yacht in Cannes on Tuesday.
Yee haw!
Jean-Claude's Body -- Van Damme!!!
Twenty-one years after he did "Bloodsport," Jean-Claude Van Damme's body is still kickin'.
The 48-year-old dude was in Cannes this weekend to promote an upcoming flick ... one that Steven Seagal reportedly decided to pass on.
If Brad Pitt Were Young ... and Cuban
All you non-telenovela watchers out there, we have someone you need to meet: William Levy Gutierrez, aka "The Latino Brad Pitt."
Just look at him. It's no surprise this dreamy Cubano had all the ladies -- and some men -- going wild in NYC.
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Lisa vs. Cindy -- It's a MILF-Off!
We got some boring video footage of Lisa Rinna in Beverly Hills yesterday (
to see that), but more importantly, it ignited an intense discussion in the TMZ newsroom -- does 45-year-old Lisa have a better body than 43-year-old Cindy Crawford?!?
Remember -- it's just the body. Choose wisely.
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Hef's Ex Sets Record 300 Chicks at Once
There are a lot of stupid World Records out there -- most rattlesnakes in one mouth, really? -- but here's one we can really get behind: The largest bikini parade ever, led by Holly Madison yesterday in Vegas.
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Karina Smirnoff Strokes It, Rides It, Loves It
When not "Dancing with the D-list Stars," Karina Smirnoff likes to flash her gorgeous golden limbs playing miniature golf and arcade games.
The 31-year-old babe and her fiance -- fellow Ukranian "Dancing" pro Maksim Something-or-Other -- amused themselves in Sherman Oaks yesterday.
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Hugh Drinkin' in the Day, Keeps the lbs Away
Hugh Jackman has finally revealed the secret behind his ridiculous physique: Drinking his booze in the morning.
Hooters Bikini Pageant -- Now Serving Breasts
Nobody goes to Hooters just for wings ... especially during a bikini contest.
The luckiest cameraman alive went to go to the semi-finals of the 13th Annual Hooters International Pageant yesterday in Long Beach -- and wait 'til you see the Q&A and "talent" portions of this show. No "biblically correct" gals here!
This may be one of the longest videos we've ever posted.
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Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star
Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.
Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.
Playoffs? What playoffs?!
FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...
Paris Is Burning
Paris Hilton is red hot ... literally.
The 28-year-old ex-con socialite singed her bones in the Caribbean, with borefriend Doug Reinhardt.
Who's the firecrotch now?
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Mr. Julia Roberts Is Ab-Normal
Julia Roberts must get drunk on her husband Danny Moder's ripped twelve-pack.
Julia and Danny are a good example of a couple in Hollywood who can still stomach each other.