Oprah: Big, Bronzed & Naked
Move over King Tut -- it's Queen Butt!
Artist Daniel Edwards has created a bootyful bronze sculpture of a curvaceous and robust Oprah Winfrey, called, "The Oprah Sarcophagus." Edwards previously created a life-sized statue of Britney giving birth, and one of a dead Paris Hilton.
It's safe to say Edwards isn't one of Big O's favorite things!
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Gym to Seacrest: Let Us Pump You Up!
TMZ isn't the only one who noticed Ryan Seacrest may have gotten a little too big for his britches -- and now a Santa Monica gym wants to whip his bod into an American idol!
After seeing the pic of a slightly plump Seacrest on TMZ, Petranek Fitness has offered to get the "Idol" host back in top form and they're willing to train Ryan for free. Gym owner Andy Petranek teaches Cross Fit -- the routine that gave the actors in "300" their Spartan-like physiques -- and is extending Ryan (and his KIIS-FM morning staff) a free lifetime membership to his Westside gym.
No word yet if Ryan will trade the pork loin for a loincloth!
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Shirtless Serb Wins Australian Open
Some hunk named Novak Djokovic of Serbia won the Australian Open Men's Singles tennis final on Sunday -- and celebrated by sipping champagne -- and taking off his shirt!
Um ... Andy Roddick, who?!
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Now Who's Flashing Their Britney?!
Another pop star was snapped showing off her panties on stage this weekend. Guess who the wannabe Victoria's Secret model is?!
Heidi Gets Judge All Hot and Really Bothered
Heidi Montag is getting one guy in deep doo-doo, and it's not Spencer.
During court proceedings in Rowan County, N.C., Judge Kevin Eddinger caught lawyer Todd Paris checking out a Maxim magazine with the topless Heidi on its cover. The judge was so steamed about it, he threw the book (not the mag) at the attorney. According to the Salisbury Post, the judge fined Todd $300, gave him a 15-day suspended jail sentence and put him on unsupervised probation. Who knew Heidi could cause such a stir?
The judge showed the cover to the courtroom, and no surprise -- the crowd erupted in laughter.
Ricky Martin: Livin' La Vida Gorda
Despite not having a U.S. hit for a few years, Ricky Martin is still a big star -- literally!
The bundled up hunk made his way through the West Village on Wednesday, looking like he's spending less time shaking his bon bon -- and more time eating them!
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Mariah Pops Her Top
Mariah Carey, 37, isn't shy when it comes to revealing her body. And why should she be?
Mimi was spotted topless on the beaches of the Caribbean yesterday, sporting a skimpy little bikini bottom and carrying a well-placed magazine. Crap -- she picked a lousy time to learn how to read.
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WWE Beefcake in Milan Molto Bene!
Massive hulk John Cena appeared in Milan to promote the WWE -- looking like he's been eating his Wheaties -- and some kind of super duper bulk-up shakes! Who could hit that face?
Even his dimples are cut!
The Rich and Flabulous
While most Hollywood stars are watching their waists, some aren't letting anything go to waste -- and we're guessing they couldn't care less. Not everyone in Hollywood is focused on keeping those washboard abs! And yet, they're FLABULOUS!
Dolly Parton Celebrates Another Year of Growth
The fab Dolly Parton turned 62 (!) today. No report, however, on how old her breasts are.
They don't look a day over 30.
Robert Redford Meets with Mayor McCheese
No, that's not the Hamburgler, it's former heartthrob Robert Redford, 71, trying to look hip like the kids!
The geriatric hottie legend was keeping warm in at Sundance Film Festival in this McDonald's chic. He's chillin'!
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Marcus Schenkenberg -- Doable
Superhot model Marcus Schenkenberg,39, was in Barcelona yesterday for a fashion fair, and doing what he does best: looking pretty. Marcus' career was the envy of all male models -- until he appeared on "Surreal Life."
Look at those pecs!
Janice Melts in Miami
Disguised as a goomah with her Jersey shore wannabe "Soprano," surgically reassembled prehistoric supermodel Janice Dickinson and her boyfriend, Joe Kaplan, basked in the Miami sun this weekend. It's so frickin' hot down here, fughettaboudit!
Silicone is known to be somewhat heat resistant.
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Greasy Bear -- Now Available with 50% Less Fat!
A new and improved version of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was unveiled on the beaches of Australia on Sunday. Is that a two pack he's sporting?
All the same douchebaggery -- but with half the calories!
TMZ Catches VD
After keeping it on the down low for the last couple of years, muscle man Vin Diesel made a fabulous return to the Hollywood scene on Thursday.
After "The Chronicles of Riddick," and supposedly dating Michelle Rodriguez, it's amazing anyone still wants the 40-year-old action star's autograph!
Vida Bustin' Out All Ovah!
TMZ cameras caught up with video vixen and mens mag pin-up hottie Vida Guerra, who was letting her girls breathe. Wear that extra small top, mami!
Vida was asked a few questions about the current state of the pop culture, although it looks like she's knows more about popping out.