Dude Looks Like a ... Hot Tranny Mess
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No, that's not Steven Cojocaru, Carly Simon or Alexis Arquette. It's 60-year-old Aerosmith front thing Steven Tyler.
Steven terrorized photogs and shoppers by flashing his breast outside Fred Segal in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
There's a lot more than a wardrobe malfunctioning here.
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The Skeletons in Camilla's Closet
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Prince Charles' second wife -- the lovely 60-year-old Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker Bowles -- posed with her lookalike while meeting with members of a British osteoporosis group on Tuesday. Look at the old bones!
Even Royals need to take their Boniva.
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Jennifer to Brad: Chew on This!
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Brad Pitt may have tossed her aside, but Jennifer Aniston clearly didn't turn to the Häagen-Dazs! The 39-year-old hottie chilled in Miami over the weekend, making sure the sun shined on every tiny angle of her body.
Humping with the Star
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The gorgeous views in the Bahamas were greatly improved this weekend -- by this celeb's lovely lady lumps.
How Many Chins Do You See?
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One of Vince Vaughn's friends tried to use his bejeweled hand to magically hide Vince's bloated face from the paps outside Villa on Thursday. Voila!
It didn't work, but photogs did get the unsuccessful hand job on film.
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Nicollette Sheridan Is So Much Hotter Than You!
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You can't get much hotter than 44-year-old Nicollette Sheridan ... wearing a heavy winter coat on a freezing cold 80 degree L.A. spring day!
The cougarlicious "Desperate" actress eventually removed her furry covering and showed off more of her "Housewives" bod, as she was snapped going through security at LAX on Thursday.
That's a hot flash!
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Good Luck Chuck -- With Your Baby Bump!
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Despite his box office bombs, Dane Cook is a bigger star than he thinks he is.
The un-airbrushed 36-year-old pregnant man "comedian" hit the surf in Hawaii on Wednesday.
This performance was a belly flop.
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Britney Is Nuts ... About the Gym
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Conservatorship wonder Britney Spears is not only working on her mental well-being -- she's getting into good physical shape too!
Brit -- with security, paps and mandatory iced coffee drink in tow -- paid a visit to a Culver City gym on Tuesday.
She's getting back down to her pre-gurney/losing her babies/rehab/head-shaving/K-Fed/Jason Alexander weight, y'all.
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Who Is That? Jenna Jameson? Kelly Ripa?
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Oh wait. It's that barely recognizable chick from that girl group on "Making the Band" that Diddy is always pimping out ... Pussycat Kane, er, Danity Dolls, er...
Regardless, nice nips babe!
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Beckham Likes It Tight and Right
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With Posh away, Becks will play.
His hotness enjoyed the view at last night's Lakers-Kings game. Be warned David -- Victoria will bend it like Bobbitt if you're not careful.
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Mormon Hunks Heavenly Bodies
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Everyone can appreciate a man on a mission. Especially when he's hot! Lawd have mercy!
The Mormon boys at MormonsExposed are back and hard at work on their 2009 calendar and, apparently, their totally ripped abs. Bet if this guy showed up at your door you'd let him right in. We're just sayin' ...
Leach's Champagne Wishes & Pole Dance Dreams
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Robin Leach is enjoying the lifestyles of the rich and the shameless!
While at Dr. Feelgood's bar in West Palm Beach on Friday, the 66-year-old shook his groove belly by pole dancing -- and groping -- alongside two (pantyless?!) wild cougars. After all, his last name is leech Leach.
It's plainly obvious that Robin hasn't lost his appetite ... for the ladies!
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That a Baby Bump or You Just Happy to See Me?!
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At six months pregnant, Nicole Kidman looks like she just has a little gas buildup. *burp*
The glowing porcelain mom-to-be and her fetus' tantastic, flat-ironed and highlighted birth father, Keith Urban, couldn't look any happier about their pending indigestion baby on Monday.
Nicole is finally eating for one.
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Mel B. -- Black Eyed Pee?
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No, Spice Girl Melanie Brown didn't pull a Fergie -- she just worked up a Prince worthy black sweat at Barry's Bootcamp in West Hollywood.
If you want rock hard abs like Mel you bettah be prepared to wet your pants!
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Sienna's Breast Stroke
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Sienna Miller flops through the nippy ocean on Sunday, suddenly remembering why tube tops went out in the late '80s. Wardrobe malfunctions are all the rage this summer.
Jude Law's ex then decided to air out her feminine wiles altogether and even out her tan. Her lady friend doesn't seem to mind.
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Serena's Grand Slam Ass
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There isn't a tennis court big enough to contain Serena Williams', er, talent! Paging Sir Mix-a-Lot!
Serena took her booty out for a stroll in Miami on Thursday -- and no injuries were reported.