Naomi Watts Flashes Her Headlights
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Aussie actress Naomi Watts starred in yet another "Ring" sequel last night -- as in the ones around her nipples!
While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!
A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.
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Gisele -- T & A at the TSA
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No entourage, no prissy attitude, no man-servant ... when did Gisele Bundchen become a real (albeit extremely hot) person?
Charming the crowd at LAX, Tom Brady's tight end had every man going gaga -- and was even pulled from line and allowed to cut a woman in a wheelchair. Being beautiful must be tough.
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It's Hard Being Madonna
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Now that everyone and their mother is walking around sportin' man hands, Madonna has gone and started yet another trend -- man arms!
Madge was snapped in London on Tuesday showing off her guns. Hard candy indeed.
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Brangelina -- Boobs Overboard
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Although Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable boys, Maddox and Pax, out for a spin on a yacht on Tuesday ... it was Angie's growing girls that stole the show.
On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the family way.
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LaToya Jackson: Neckkid!
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LaToya Jackson, 51, and her precious neck were spotted in Denmark yesterday.
Gobble, gobble.
Tara Still Flaunting Her Frankentummy
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Tara Reid showed off her, er, taut tumtum while beaching with her new beau Alex in Miami Beach this weekend.
Some couples wear matching sweaters, these two have matching guts!
Chippendales Mr. May
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Cinco de Mayo may be long gone bud this Latin stud is sure to spice up the entire month as Chippendales' Mr. May. John Rivera works long, hard hours as a construction worker during the day, and works just as hard at night as a dancer. Muy caliente!
Heidi Klum: Project Bunway
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Things got a little sticky for Heidi Klum in Mexico on Thursday.
The 34-year-old sexy supermodel mom heated things up by lounging in the sun and picking her bikini bottom from betwixt her butt cheeks. Auf Wiedersehen wedgie!
Heidi, her parents and her three kids enjoyed a peaceful warm day -- because her douchey baby Seal was nowhere in sight!
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Can You Spot the 'Real' Shauna Sand?
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Among this silicone sea of Hugh Hefner's buxom, botoxed, unbeweaveable working girls is the one and only Shauna Sand. See if you can pick out the good mother of three from this group of reassembled Playmate fembots.
Robbie Williams Swears It's This Big
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Robbie Williams is like the Justin Timberlake of the UK, but here in the States, he's just another fat guy trying to justify something in order to make out with hot girls.
His popularity's growing alright but so is something else. Check out the shiny long hair!
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Dax Shepard -- Happy Trails to You
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Dax Shepard showed off his tatted, buff, shirtless chest -- and his hairy nether regions -- in NYC on Wednesday.
Anyone wanna get punk'd by Dax?
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Abreasted Development: 10 Years of Change
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Jammed into the public eye, female celebs are forced to grow, shrink and generally just change shape right in front of our eyes.
Aniston to Mayer: Where R U?
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Jennifer Aniston chillaxed and texted away (to John Mayer, perhaps?) while catching some Miami rays on Sunday.
Does she own any regular clothes or just bikinis? Not that we're complaining ...
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Britney on a Bally High
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After the Commish gave her more face time with the boobers, Britney Spears continued on the right path by working her butt out Tuesday.
A smiling and healthier-looking Brit blew out of a Bally near her home holding a bottle of water and a ... cigarette. Baby steps, people, baby steps.
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Fergie Is a Flippin' Barracuda
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Fergie's on-stage, triple combo -- singing, dancing, and doing one-armed walk-overs -- is so cool that we almost forget that time she butchered "Sweet Child of Mine."
Then we watched it again. Good times.
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Kim K Levels Bush's Playing Field
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Kim KardASShian is doing to her ass what she just did to her Bentley -- body work.
Well-placed TMZ spies say Kim K got cellulite removal treatment. Paris' nasty comment (KK's butt "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag") has nothing to do with anything -- she's doing it so she can make a calendar for Reggie Bush for their one-year anniversary.
But if Kim claims to exercise religiously, what's up with the cellulite therapy?!
BTW, Kim has been deep into laser hair removal, from the nose down.