Fake Ass Kim K: Not a Drag Queen, She's a Mizz

Published | Updated

Meet the woman who is making money off impersonating a woman who became famous for being friends with a woman who became famous for making a sex tape. Got that? Ladies and gents, meet Mizz Na'Tasha.

TMZ tracked down the Kimpostor -- who a Houston club promoted as Kim -- and found out she is 20 years old, of Egyptian, Persian and Chinese descent, with measurements of 36-26-42. Badonkadonk! Na'Tasha -- who obviously gets work based on her resemblance to Kim's ass -- tells TMZ she was booked to appear as herself and didn't know the club was promoting her as Kardashian. Riiiiight.

It's probably safe to say Nat charges much less for her services than Kim.

See Also

Is There a Mole on Jenna Bush's Honeymoon?

Published | Updated

First Daughter Jenna Bush inspects new hubby Henry Hager's pasty gut while on their Hawaiian honeymoon.

Where's Karl Rove when you need him...

Bush's Bro-Down

Published | Updated

The Prez released his inner frat boy at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony yesterday.

Fierce.

Helen Hunt: Mad About Your Body!

Published | Updated

Helen Hunt came out of hiding and showed off her rockin' bikini bod in Hawaii on Wednesday.

The 44-year-old mom is as good as it gets.

See Also

Celebrity But-Her-Face

Published | Updated

Some celebs are good from far, but far from good. Check out which stars have everything goin' on ... but their face.

Mario and Karina's Nip Slip Dip

Published | Updated

"Dancing with the Stars" real-life couple Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff have two left feet -- when it comes to water sports.

While attempting to pick up Karina in the ocean off Miami Beach, Karina's top, er, dropped. Don't expect to see them on "Synchronized Swimming with the Stars" anytime soon.

Scary Spice's Husband: Smack Daddy

Published | Updated

Mel B's wannaBelafonte husband,Stephen, has left his mark on Scary Spice -- literally.

While lounging in Miami this weekend, Stephen laid a hand on Mel's ass and caused a ripple effect. That'll spice up your life!

Last year, Melanie went on the record saying Belafonte wasn't an "aggressive, violent, woman batterer."

See Also

T.O. Ab-normal

Published | Updated

NFL crybaby Terrell Owens turned up at Rehab at the Hard Rock in Vegas over the weekend, where he offered to do everyone's laundry -- on his stomach!

Even Floyd Mayweather Jr. wouldn't take his shirt off around this guy.

Sarah McLachlan: Lilith Not-So Fair

Published | Updated

Nineties singer Sarah McLachlan got jiggly wit it on the beach in Hawaii.

The super talented 40-year-old mother of two showed off her sexy, pudgy thighs -- and flat tummy -- on Monday.

See Also

Clint Eastwood: Flab of Our Fathers

Published | Updated

A shirtless Clint Eastwood, who turns 78 on Saturday, walked upright and revealed his secret second face in Cannes this weekend -- Jabba the gut.

Clint's 42-year-old wife Dina proves smokin' hot women don't just marry mismatched out of shape men on sitcoms!

See Also

French Ho Down

Published | Updated

With gal pal Samantha Ronson nowhere in sight and wearing a cowboy hat, Lindsay Lohan cooled off her body parts at a hotel pool in Cannes on Sunday.

Linds roasted in the sun like a Thanksgiving turkey -- baster not included.

See Also

Celeb Rump Roast

Published | Updated

Little in the middle ... but they got much back! Sir Mix-a-Lot and the 90's would have a field day with all the junk in these trunks.

Nip Slips Are Poppin' Fresh

Published | Updated

Who doesn't love boobage? Celebrity peekaboos -- hear these areolas sing!

Sharon's Good Side? Not Her Backside!

Published | Updated

Sharon Stone just turned 50 and looks great -- from the front!

La Stone let it all hang out in Cannes on Thursday and proved she still has the ass of a 22-year-old ... Mischa Barton.

See Also

You Oughta Know, Break-Up Does a Body Bad

Published | Updated

Alanis Morissette showed up on "Today" looking like she swallowed one too many jagged little pills.

The super-talented singer broke up with mega-hottie Ryan Reynolds back in 2007, since then she's been keeping one hand in her pocket and another one in a Cheetos bag.

See Also