Fake Ass Kim K: Not a Drag Queen, She's a Mizz
Meet the woman who is making money off impersonating a woman who became famous for being friends with a woman who became famous for making a sex tape. Got that? Ladies and gents, meet Mizz Na'Tasha.
TMZ tracked down the Kimpostor -- who a Houston club promoted as Kim -- and found out she is 20 years old, of Egyptian, Persian and Chinese descent, with measurements of 36-26-42. Badonkadonk! Na'Tasha -- who obviously gets work based on her resemblance to Kim's ass -- tells TMZ she was booked to appear as herself and didn't know the club was promoting her as Kardashian. Riiiiight.
It's probably safe to say Nat charges much less for her services than Kim.
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