Patridge Family Strip Down -- C'mon Get Happy!
Audrina Patridge won't do hardcore, but her equally hot, tattooed badass older sister is about as hardcore as it gets -- the proof is on her body.
The "Hills" star and her inked up older sis Casey busted out their bikinis and flaunted their ridiculously taut physiques at the Wet Republic party at the MGM Grand this weekend -- and we got more awesome video footage and still photos of them doing what they do best -- nothing -- than you will ever need in your entire life.
Oh, and if you weren't impressed enough -- Casey had a baby earlier this year. Sometimes life just ain't fair.
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Kirstie: Look Who's Fingering
How many calories can you burn by flipping the bird?
Positively radiant Scientolobeauty Kirstie Alley, 57, got her daily cardio fix while out lunching in Hollywood on Sunday.
Barker Beauty
Despite retiring from hosting "The Price Is Right," 84-year-old Bob Barker shows no signs of slowing down as he arrived at LAX this weekend, walking under his own power.
Come on down ... to baggage claim.
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Jen Aniston's Friends Come Out to Play
Looking tanned, fit and ready for action, 39-year-old Jennifer Aniston hit the beaches in Mexico yesterday.
Ella es muy caliente.
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Whoa Nelly!
Rapper Nelly is armed and dangerously hot!
It's getting hot in herrre.
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Paul McCartney -- Holy Shvitz!
Guess all those death threats really got to Paul McCartney -- as he posed for pics before his concert in Tel Aviv, sweating like Sarah Palin at a Katie Couric interview.
After being banned by the Israeli government 43 years ago, Paul performed in front of an estimated crowd of 40,000 last night.
Kenahorrah, he looks terrific.
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Body of Jonas, Amen!
Joe Jonas is so close with God, he's starting to get a body like one too!
The 19-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander left an L.A. gym on Thursday, bulging out of his tight V-neck t-shirt. Lord have mercy.
Thou shalt not have impure thoughts of a Jonas.
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When Halle Met Halle
Halle Berry is so gorgeous, it's sickening!
The 42-year-old mom was out in Brentwood on Thursday, holding a book on multiple personality disorder. It's research for her latest film.
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Dr. Drew Is Pro Guns
"Celebrity Rehab" star Dr. Drew Pinsky appears to be hooked on working out. Who knew?!
The 50-year-old doc (right) compared ripped biceps with his less endowed "Loveline" co-host Stryker (left) and ridiculously pumped "American Gladiator" Titan (center).
Can you get addicted to protein shakes?
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OMG! Britney Looks AMAZING!
... oh wait, it's Stacy Keibler.
Even though she hasn't been carted off on a gurney, put on a 5150 hold or been under the conservatorship of her father, Stacy stills looks pretty good.
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The Model Candidate
People in Illinois don't know whether they are voting in the upcoming election for an older white-haired Republican or a young, hip ... Playboy model?!
According to the Peoria Journal Star, some voters attempting to run Internet searches on 63-year-old Joan Krupa (left) -- who is running for the Illinois House of Representatives 92nd District -- are instead turning up info on similar in name only, 29-year-old former Playboy cover girl Joanna Krupa (right). Now that's a candidate for change!
It's safe to say Joanna won't be doing any Joan impersonations on "SNL."
Shannon Elizabeth Cleans Up Nicely
Former actress Shannon Elizabeth was spotted at a gas station on Monday -- working!
Hollywood can be a dirty business.
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The B Is for Body
Her music career may be over, but Spice Girl Mel B.'s bod is rockin' harder than ever.
The only Scary thing about Melanie is her ab routine.
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Pam Makes an Ass of Her Chest
Kim Kardashian has been rehearsing so much for "Dancing with the Stars" that her butt has disappeared -- and resurfaced on Pamela Anderson's front!
The 41-year-old mother of two turned up at a London fashion show on Thursday with a mannequin friend.
They're a match made in plastic.
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Mischa's Nippy Night in London
Undressed like a candy cane, former actress Mischa Barton once again let one half of her breasteses hang out in London on Wednesday.
The nip slip club never turns anyone away.