Rev Run: Wrap Those Up!
While soaking his weary bones in the Hawaiian sun on Thursday, Run D.M.C.'s Rev Run aired out his hairy, meaty breasteses.
Somebody get Run a two-piece, stat!
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Mickey Rourke Scores Another Golden Globe
Some chick gave Mickey Rourke an early Mardi Gras gift as he left his hotel in France on Thursday.
Forget awards and movie roles, when random honeys flash you their candied yams -- you know you're officially back!
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Mini-Me's Chick Wants to Bare All ... Alone
Have you ever wanted to see Mini-Me's sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, naked ... without a little person on top of her? Well, you just might get your chance!
Shrider has shot a series of scantily-clad photos with the hope of submitting them to Playboy and getting in the mag -- much like Audrina did back in the day, except Audrina is ... ya know, hot.
We're told Ranae really wants to get into Playboy -- but Verne Troyer would prefer she stay out of the spotlight, since all she does is remind people of that whole sex tape thing. A sex tape we too would like to forget.
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Jessica Simpson Is So Plane Looking
Despite the fact her curves are getting more press than her music ever did, a tanner Jessica Simpson arrived at a Dallas airport to catch a flight to her concert in Michigan on Wednesday.
Thankfully she checked the mom jeans at the curb.
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We Hate To Say This, But...
Celine Dion looks hot. There. Said it. Moving on.
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Anyone in the Mood For a Hamm Sandwich?
It doesn't matter if you're a vegetarian -- Jon is one Hamm you'll definitely want a slice of.
Metcalfe: Man Boobs? What Man Boobs?!
This is hard-hitting journalism at its finest: Jesse Metcalfe confronted -- on camera -- about the topless photos of his exposed he-melons that made the rounds a few days ago.
Did he react? Hell yeah -- but the former "Desperate Housewives" star had the last laugh ... because he still managed to leave the club with two hot blondes...
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Maybe Scientology Does Do the Body Good
Tom Cruise showed off his ripped top guns while on his Brazilian press tour for that Hitler movie on Tuesday.
Looks like all that time jumping on couches has really paid off for the 46-year-old.
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Britney's Caffeine Fit
Looking lean and toned, Britney Spears took a break from rehearsing and trying to get K-Fed to let her bring her kids on tour and enjoyed her favorite vice ... a sugary, ice-blended coffee. Sip!
With her mind and body in check, now all she needs is a fashion conservatorship.
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Cuba Gooding: Show Me the Hiney
While at a Super Bowl party in Tampa this weekend, Cuba Gooding Jr. checked out a tight end.
Sadly, this is the best picture Cuba has been in since "Jerry Maguire."
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Jesse Metcalfe: The Breast He's Ever Looked
An un-manscaped and buxom Jesse Metcalfe hung out bra-less at a Beverly Hills park this weekend.
Despite a waning career, the 30-year-old has become a bigger star.
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Jack Black Is a Brickhouse!
Striking his best "Iron Man" pose, Jack Black shows the world who's the master of his domain.
Black is currently on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico with his wife. Your move Robert Downey, Jr.
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Look Ma, No Baby Weight
This is Rebecca Romijn ONE MONTH -- 33 days to be exact -- after giving birth to twin girls.
Here's someone with amazing mom genes.
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Jessica Simpson Keeps It Tight
Goodbye mom jeans, hello spandex/leathery leggings!
Wedged into a black corseted blazer and matching skin-tight leggings, Jessica Simpson belted out some songs at a concert in Virginia last night.
This performance came sans a chili cook-off.
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Paris Hilton: There's a Nip in the Air
Somebody get Paris Hilton some pasties ... and a coat.
Barely wearing a sleeveless turtleneck, Paris endured a cold morning in London on Thursday.
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Name That Tramp Stamp!
This inked coin slot played peekaboo at an L.A. park on Wednesday. Can you guess who showed off their unfortunate tattoo?!