Hot Mamas

Ginger showed off her taut tummy in a white bikini, while jet skiing in St. Tropez on Saturday. Spice up your life!

Today is Geri's birthday. She turns an alleged 35-years-old. Zigazig HA!

TMZ cameras were outside of the Maxim/X-Games kickoff party at Area on Thursday where Jaime, mother of a two-month-old son, had a message for Brit, saying, "Don't drink and drive," and "If you can't be a mother, then don't be -- and let somebody who can." Burn!

Of course, the message would have a bit more meaning if it weren't coming from a new mother who was also out partying past 1:00 AM last night -- and hit up Vegas for her birthday over the weekend.

Barely dressed in a piece of bright yellow fabric, the chavtastic 29-year-old buxom bottle-blond new mom of Princess Tiaamii was snapped leaving London's Sanderson Hotel on her way to Movida nightclub on Thursday. A mother's work is nevah done!

The extension-tressed mother of three is well on her way to transforming into her next incarnation -- British Britney!

The weave-a-horror, pink flip-flopped, blue-brassiered pop mama was snapped fetchin' coffee in Pasadena, Calif., accompanied by her manny/guard, while her tots waited in the car. They must have lost the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck.

She's available, y'all.

Scientolomom Jenna Elfman has given silent birth to a son, Story Elias, weighing in at 7 pounds, 2 ounces. Meet your future hubby, Suri!

Somehow, Jenna and husband Bodhi Elfman were able to keep the news a scientolosecret -- as the Thetan tyke was born a week ago, on July 23. Very sneaky, sis!

In a statement, Jenna's rep revealed that Story is already a fan of "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps." What? No couch jumping?!

Jaime and fiance Eric Cubiche celebrated her 30th birthday -- and the return of her old body -- with an '80s glam rock-themed party in Vegas on Friday at PURE nightclub's Pussycat Dolls Lounge. Don't cha wish your mommy was hot like me!

The girls, Taylor, Ilene and Zelda, posed for cameras while promoting their new CD "The Walk." According to their website, they were able to create the album with "the freedom of having no major label ties." How convenient!

Mama bit her lip and carried her boo boo, the cranky Jayden James Federline, away from the ship, while barely managing to keep her babe balanced and boob covered.

Britney also debuted a new weavehider headband, which appears to have been fashioned from an old bicycle tire. Ahoy, y'all!

Brit's up-to-there skirt revealed a pair of black silk panties, which inspired gratitude in paparazzi assigned to photograph the pop mom hot mess.

"Get Back" might be the hoped for comeback tune for Miss B, after two kids, a divorce, various trips to rehab, a head-shaving lark, an unsettling tirade with an umbrella, estrangement from her mother and an unforgettable series of shocking panty pix and crotchographs.

On Wednesday, the, 47-year-old divorced mother of one put on a modest one-piece suit and

jumped into the Hawaiian surf with boyfriend Tom Vitale.

It's alleged that Val has dropped 28 pounds on the diet.

Hunky footballer Brady's baby mama is due this Friday. Oddly, July 20 is also the 27th birthday of Brady's current flame, superpaid supermodel Gisele Bündchen.

That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

Exhausted single mother Sheryl Crow, 45, shlepped 12-week-old baby Wyatt to Ischia, in the Gulf of Naples -- and was seen hanging with Hilary Swank and her agent/beau John Campisi.

Motherhood has kept Crow so busy, she hasn't had time to drop the adopted baby weight! A change would do you good!

Naomi was seen yesterday waddling in Los Angeles, looking like she's had just about enough of this seemingly endless pregnancy. Big baby daddy Liev "Huggy" Schreiber, 6'3", better be buffing up to be able to lift this tot!

Miss Watts is rumored to be up for the lead in the remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds." The giant stork bringing this enormous baby is scary enough!

Mix-n-match Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale went to market in their perfectly done outfits -- even baby Kingston's plaid shorts seem to go with what sexy mom and hot dad are wearing.

This Hollaback girl should give Britney a pep talk -- on a number of topics!

The couple welcomed daughter Ruby Raven Reynolds on Friday at 5:00 PM. The little gem weighed 6 pounds and 12 ounces and is 19 inches long, and is name-ready to write romance novels! How convenient!

Congrats and Good Day to the first-time parents!

The naked Jayden is being handed off by the alleged bodyguard/new boyfriend, while Sean waits his turn. It's hard to find bathing suits in Bedrock.

Estranged Granny Lynne was not seen making chipmunk fritters.