K-Fed = D-Con, Kills Party Fast!
Club LAX in Las Vegas was poppin' last night -- as Paris Hilton, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado were among a thick crowd of celebrats getting an early start to their new year revelry -- until Kevin Federline popozao'd in and ruined it all.
The backup dancer turned laughable rapper thought it was a good idea to grab the mic last night -- but all he did was spew a loud, heaping load of amped up annoyance -- causing clubgoers to flee for the exits. Somebody muzzle that mohawked emcee!
Too bad Federleezy doesn't have the knowhow to just lip-sync like his mealticket. Then again, that might not work either.
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Jamie Foxx -- 40 Going on 21
Jamie Foxx doesn't have a lame, quiet dinner with friends to celebrate his birthday -- he parties like a rock star in Vegas! Foxx's actual birthday was December 13, but last night he had his fourth birthday party to celebrate turning the big 4-0. Who needs sleep anyway?
The now handsomely older Foxx celebrated at Jet nightclub at the Mirage -- and kept a hot, young blonde by his side all night!
We're not sayin' she's a gold digger ...
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Mayweather Takes Big Step with Little People
Floyd Mayweather pissed off the Little People of America before his fight in Las Vegas by using the word "midget," but with help from some big-hearted Oompa Loompas, they've fixed the fighter's unfortunate verbiage.
TMZ has obtained these shots of Pretty Boy Floyd, partying it up at JET nightclub in The Mirage last night, hugging it out with Beacher's Oompa Loompas. Sources inside the club tell TMZ Floyd and the gang settled the issue, with the little dudes reminding Floyd to watch his big mouth.
Alfonso Ribeiro: Resurrecting Carlton
Just when you thought he had retired and all was lost, good ol' Alfonso decided to bless the world one more time with his infamous "Carlton" dance. Woohoo! It's not unusual!
The fabulous corny hipster was celebrating his girlfriend Taryn Terrell's birthday in Las Vegas at Diablo's Cantina and everyone was totally surprised that Alfonso decided to do his legendary dance ... bringing everyone a little Christmas cheer. Thanks, Alfie!
Perhaps it was the tequila?!
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Mess USA's Pure Party
Rehabbed beauty queen Tara Conner celebrated her 22nd birthday Tuesday night like any other girl tryin' to live a clean and sober life -- she headed to Sin City.
We caught the boobalicious pageant princess gettin' her party on at Pure nightclub where she was serenaded by the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls and presented with a giant, sparking cake. Hello... her birthday's not til December 18!
Also on hand for the big event: Spice Girl Mel B., country stars Big and Rich and butt-whooped boxer Ricky Hatton. Party On!
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Gimme New Boobs, Mario!
Who needs Santa Claus when Mario Lopez is handing out implants?
The hunky "Dancing with The Stars" runner-up pimped himself out again last night -- this time to host a train wreck called "Boobs Or Bust 2" at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas. Nice work if you can get it!
TMZ caught Super Mario burning up the dance floor with a group of pint-size Spice Girl look-a-likes from Beacher's Madhouse before one needy patron was eventually awarded $5000 toward a new set of knockers -- just for shakin' her half-naked junk in front of complete strangers.
Her parents must be so proud!
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Hey Jude, Law Hits Vegas
Usually it's the Paris Hiltons and Wilmer Valderramas of the world who host nightclub parties in Las Vegas -- this weekend, LAX upped its game and snagged Oscar nominee Jude Law.
The party boy was caught hosting a gig at the Luxor club Friday night, where Nicky Hilton and boyfriend David Katzenberg got their party on too.
Also in Vegas for the Spike TV Video Game Awards -- the now un-engaged Heidi & Spencer, bisexual babe Tila Tequila, Criss Angel, the one and only Don King, and "Heroes" hottie Kristen Bell, who had a wardrobe malfunction only Dave Navarro could fix.
Brit Fans Ready to Rumble with Yanks
The Brits -- the British, not multiple Britneys! -- were out in force in Sin City for the big title fight between Floyd Mayweather and Ricky Hatton, and there was as much fight outside the ring as inside.
TMZ sources at the fight say the Brits booed the "Star Spangled Banner," and a holy commotion went up for Tom Jones' rendition of "God Save the Queen." Meanwhile, Kid Rock counterpunched with "Born in the U.S.A." when Mayweather entered Jet nightclub at The Mirage for the after-celebration of his tenth-round KO.
Pretty Boy Floyd, for his part, celebrated in grand fashion, and we're told he ordered up five bottles of Perrier-Jouet champagne.
Lachey Takes a Shot in the Dark
Wilmer Valderrama, Nick Lachey and Nicky Hilton are partners in work and play -- and TMZ has the shots to prove it!
The hottie threesome were all at Luxor's club LAX, getting their party on with shots of tequila after the opening of Company -- their restaurant partnership.
Though the boys had no trouble downing their Patron, Nicky had to sip hers.
Juliette Lewis Gets Her Licks in Vegas
Juliette Lewis' concert wardrobe: Indian headdress, '80s body bikini t-shirt, stretchy blue unitard.
Lewis and her band The Licks rocked out during a Racket Magazine party in Vegas this weekend -- doing some stage jumping, crowd surfing and drum dancing, all the while sporting a very tight blue unitard. Camel rides, anyone? SpyOnVegas.com caught on all the action, including a little bit of girl-on-girl action going on in the crowd. Juliette, who was once nominated for an Academy Award, continued the party train inside JET nightclub at the Mirage, where she slammed down some Jack Daniels and did some pole dancing.
It's good to be a rockstar.
Nicky Hilton: Poker, We Hardly Knew Her!
Nicky Hilton scored in Las Vegas over the weekend -- at the poker table!
Spyonvegas.com, captured the blow-by-blow, as Nicky took down each player -- one at a time -- at the celebrity poker tournament at Luxor. Several of Jeff Beacher's Madhouse Oompa Loompas were there to cheer her on, along with her poker-powerhouse boyfriend David Katzenberg.
Hilton, who co-owns "Company" in Vegas along with Nick Lachey and Wilmer Valderrama, partied with them afterward in a big way.
Kim K. Keeps Clothes on for Playboy
Kim Kardashian hauled her ass all the way from L.A. to Las Vegas over the holiday weekend to host Playboy's Sunday After Dark party at the Palms. The gig was Rated PG -- since Kim K. didn't let loose that massive booty.
That didn't stop our friends at SpyOnVegas from snapping plenty of photos of all that trunk junk.
Getting Behind Jenna J. Is The Pits
Jenna Jameson is tiny. Tito Ortiz is huge. And yet, she manages to make him disappear.
SpyOnVegas.com got these snaps of the bustiful porn princess as she preened inside Body English at Las Vegas' Hard Rock Hotel. Oh wait, is that Tito Ortiz in the background? Something was -- or some things were? -- distracting us.
All was made right, it seems, when Tito and his mug reappeared, though it was Jenna's right hand that was really making things interesting for Tito.
Sinning in Sin City Rages On
This Vegas scene this weekend was all kinds of wild; Eva Longoria partied it up at Pure nightclub at Ceasars, while Ne-Yo gave impromptu performances at Tryst at the Wynn, and Lil' Jon lived it up with a little help from a friend named Patron at JET nightclub at the Mirage. We also hear that Fed-ex's ex Shar Jackson and the former Mr. J.Lo Cris Judd partied it up at Blush in the Wynn- both requesting not Britney or Jennifer Lopez songs- of course.
Thanks to our friends at SpyOnVegas.com for several of the pics. Enjoy!
Nick & Vanessa ... Oh Who Cares
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo share the same birthday, November 9 -- so the travelin' twosome held a giant bash last night at LAX in Las Vegas.
The borefriend, 34, and girlfriend, 27, celebrated with several hundred of their closest strangers.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Heidi and Spencer: It's All Down "Hills" in Vegas
Heidi and Spencer, that irksome couple from the sorta reality show "The Hills," ventured out of California this past weekend -- and to TMZ's surprise and horror, the couple we love to hate turned out to be nice. Damn them!
TMZ shot this video of the blonde twosome at JET nightclub at The Mirage in Las Vegas, where the two kindly greeted fans and graciously posed for photos with them. No drama, no backstabbing -- not even a little snitty arguing!