Guess Who Got Bent!
Aboriginals PO'd at Nicole for Blowin' Big One
Nicole Kidman should know better: She's from Australia, and she just made a film about the birth of Australia.
But the Aboriginal population -- indigenous Australians -- are hootin' mad at Nicole for blowing into a didgeridoo on a German TV show. Aborigines forbid women from playing the didgeridoo and are warning Kidman, who just had a baby, that she could be rendered barren as a result.
Not to mention that her effort on "Wetten, Dass?" was considered "feeble."
Damien in 'The Omen' 'Memba Him?!
Harvey Stephens became famous as Satan's spawn, creepy little Damien, in the 1976 horror film "The Omen." Guess what he looks like now!
Old Bond Could Beat Up New Bond
Sure, they're good friends and have mutual admiration for each other -- but if Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig fought to the death, only one Bond could emerge.
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Creepy Banjo Kid in 'Deliverance' 'Memba Him?!
Billy Redden is best known for playing Lonnie, the creepy banjo kid, in the 1972 film "Deliverance." Guess what he looks like now!
HOLD EVERYTHING: Pattinson Hotter Than Efron
One vampire movie and suddenly Zac Efron is a teenage has-been .... at least according to one Emma Roberts.
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Real Men Scooter ... and Get Naked
First he hung 11 on the big screen ... and now "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star Jason Segel is cruisin' around Hollywood on a scooter. Dude's gotta pair of brass ones -- but if you saw the movie, you knew that already.
"Twilight" Starlet -- Toke of the Town
Kristen Stewart is getting smoked out big-time, and not just because of her little pipe-scapade the other day.
"Twilight" star Stewart is being taken to task by TV and print press, says the Chicago Sun-Times, because of "difficulties getting [her] to handle even the most basic questions about her role or the film." One reporter complained, "It's not like we were delving into her personal life."
Even the director of the flick admits to EW Kristen has "had a lot of trouble [with interviews] ... it's not her favorite part of the job." We suspect we know what is.
What's More Rudd-iculous Than This Headline...?
...the mere suggestion that Paul Rudd should jump off the movie star gravy train he's riding to pick up a gig on a reality show!!!!!!
Apparently our photog hasn't seen Paul's IMDB lately -- dude ain't struggling to pay the bills.
"Twilight" of the Nobodies
If you were promised a party with the cast of "Twilight", would you be happy hanging out with anyone but Robert Pattinson?!
A flier for a "Twilight" event advertised the movie's "cast" would be at PRIVE in Vegas this past weekend and featured a photo of the two leads, Pattinson and Kristin Stewart. Unfortunately, they were never scheduled to appear and didn't show up.
Instead clubbers got to hang with D-list ancillary cast members like Jennie Garth's husband (Peter Facinelli) and some actors named Billy Burke, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. That's like going to a "Titanic" party in '97 and doing shots with Suzy Amis and Danny Nucci. Google them.
Reps for the nightclub say they were given the art for the flyer by the film company and clearly listed who would attend ... in fine print.
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Chewbacca 'Memba Him?!
Peter Mayhew became kinda sorta famous for playing Chewbacca in four of the six "Star Wars" films. Guess what he looks like now!
Actress Karen Black 'Memba Her?!
In the '60s and '70s, Karen Black became famous playing women on the edge in films like "Easy Rider," "Five Easy Pieces," "The Day of the Locust" -- and for flying the plane in the 1974 disaster pic "Airport 1975." Guess what she looks like now!
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Zac Efron
With Robert Pattinson being the new Zac Efron, it looks like teenage girls aren't the only ones who have forgotten about all things "High School Musical."
Not only was Zac Efron greeted with little fanfare at LAX yesterday, but one of the photogs even confused him for that kid who played "Harry Potter."
Zacy boy needs a non-Disney role quick or he may be in the "Twilight" of his career!
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That Stewardess in 'Airplane!' 'Memba Her?!
Lorna Patterson became a little bit famous for portraying the guitar-playing blonde stewardess in the 1980 film "Airplane!" and the short-lived TV adaptation of "Private Benjamin." Guess what she looks like now!
The Elephant Man 'Memba Him?!
John Hurt played a severely deformed man (based on the life of Joseph Merrick) in 19th century London in the 1980 film "The Elephant Man." Guess what he looks like now!
Bond Gets Black in Action
No offense to Daniel Craig, but with Barack Obama headed to the White House, our photog thought James Bond could go Black -- and while our guy listed off any Black actor he could think of, one 007 had a more obscure dude in mind.
Slight problem -- Colin already played another MI6 agent in three existing Bond films.