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On the one night when Mama B might've thought she could elude the flashbulbs -- since they were seemingly all on Paris' tail -- TMZ scoped her coming out of Joseph's in Hollywood, leaving little to anyone's imagination in a tight sheer top and sporting a dark wig.

A spy tells TMZ that Britney didn't rock too hard while inside -- taking it easy in honor of Paris, perhaps?

"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus,14, was spotted in NYC with her mom on Friday, and was asked her feelings on rehab resident and Disney alum Lindsay Lohan. Cyrus shouted, "I wish her the best!" as she hopped into a car on the way to an appearance on "Good Morning America." Her mom added, "She's amazing and she's going to be awesome."

With the Lohan question out of the way, Miley was uber-friendly with fans when she returned to her hotel after the taping, signing autographs and snapping pics with the small crowd.

The b-baller-turned-trainwreck was spotted outside Forge Restaurant in Miami Beach on Thursday, where a photog awkwardly asked Rodman if he ever got any unwanted action when he was in jail. Rodman replied, "I need to!" after sharing some ridiculous ramblings about Paris' stint in the pokey. Foul!

Rodman then tried to hit on a few foreign females -- one of whom got in his face and called him, we think, a "f**king a**hole." Way to score!

Accompanied by her assistant, and her BFF aka that hideous gold handbag, Brit lumbered through a sea of paps into a Beverly Hills office building elevator. Going down, no doubt!

The flashbulb frenzy nearly caused Brit's burly bodyguard from getting on the elevator. Save yourself, dude. Save yourself!

The happy Texans spent a bromantic afternoon on the golden shores of Malibu, trying to get up on their boards (with trying very much the operative verb) while training for McConaughey's next flick, "Surfer Dude."

Clad in what appears to be a jacket made of some leftover upholstery from a Fresno beauty salon, the portly, pithy pontificator said, "Alcohol is a mere fix to someone else's problems ... for about 5 seconds." Well, that's clear.

Gummi claimed six days of sobriety, but his newfound clarity has clearly has not helped him choose his wardrobe.

Looking as if someone woke her up about five minutes before the protest, Miss Kirkland took the time to plead for prayers for Nicole Richie too, calling the wayward "Simple Life" stars her "angels." Oh Lord! Kirkland, who'd worked with Paris and Nicole as an acting coach on the series, was interviewed alongside a mob of Paris supporters numbering at least half a dozen.

David exited the restaurant first, carrying adorable blonde Coco, sending photogs into a frenzy. After Daddy Arquette safely secured Coco in her car seat, Courteney made her way through the smog of cameramen to the driver's side of her SUV. Former star coming through!

Child labor laws regulate the hours and working conditions of minors; children under the age of 14 can work only in certain occupations. For example, a 14-year-old can't work in construction or operate power machinery. You'd think that would be obvious, but no.

Junior pap Austin is in the clear. According to California child labor laws, Austin is exempt from restrictions because he's self-employed and therefore does not require a work permit. Good work, little buddy.

As for Austin's day-to-day activities, our friends at BuzzFoto spent the day with Austin and his sidekick, Blaine. Austin showed off his wad of cash (kinda) and an arsenal of lenses and pepper spray. "This will mess someone up if they try and jack our s**t." Cameras even followed Austin as he tracked down Adam Sandler on his way out of the gym!

Someday, we'll all be working for Austin.

The child star/former meth addict looked peachy and fresh-faced as she told our cameras that she was "working on a new series ... and a couple of other things." She's back! She most recently appeared in the critically acclaimed "Pants-Off Dance Off" strip-to-a-video show on FUSE TV.

A brazen pap, riding in a car in front of the weave-a-blonde clothes-changer, stopped his car and jumped out to take pix of Brit, causing a honking backup of traffic behind them.

The curvacious muchachas were spotted sashaying across a parking lot near Les Deux in Hollywood, with Shakira in booty shorts and cowgirl boots, carrying a zebra print jacket. Fashion tips from Britney? Penelope ruined a great short black dress by wearing a pair of jeans with it.

Papa Pitt carried his son all the way inside and then the two spoke with a hostess before -- gasp! -- waiting in line. Don't they have "Ocean's 13" on the Red Planet?

At the space-age dining spot, you ride an elevator decorated like a spaceship while a movie plays that makes you feel like you're flying to Mars. When the doors open, the entire staff is dressed like aliens! Gotta love futuristic father-son bonding.

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!