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Durst, whose rap/rock career seems to be in the basement, is working on an A&E project which he said was, "a mockumentary." It's being directed by wacky David Arquette. Dave 'n Durst, wearing fearsome fedoras, took a break from filming to pose with an adoring fan ... hold it a second ... that's no fan! That's the older brother from "The Wonder Years!"

And last night, according to a TMZ spy, the cagey pair pulled up to Butter but -- oops -- they spotted a parked Maybach belonging to Kimora's estranged hubby Russell Simmons. Looking to avoid an awkward moment, Kimora's wheelman sidled up to Russell's driver and asked him whether Russell was inside with a galpal.

Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when paps started asking her about Britney Spears' performance and Sarah Silverman's jokes. Hayden just turned around and said, "You can go ask her yourself, she's right there!" And there she was! Neat trick!

The photog asked Silverman if she thought she was hard on Britney. "I hope not," she said. Asked whether she thought her routine threw Britney off her game, Sarah explained, "I didn't do any of my jokes until my performance, so it couldn't have." Another Britney excuse out the window.

Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lycée Français de New York on the Upper East side. Cameras captured Angelina taking Maddox to school last week, wearing the latest in private school haute couture. C'est magnifique!

TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee was in Kid Rock's hometown of Detroit for the Super Bowl. The video shows Lee, in a fedora, on his way into a Super Bowl party -- when a band of thugs begins pushing and shoving -- until one guy throws a punch that hits Tommy square in the mug!

The bloated, jittery, pontificating buffoon has decided to create his own webcasts -- and TMZ has your first glimpse of the in-depth reporting you'll be seeing. Gummi asks such incisive questions as "Um." There's a Peabody in here!

The Friars Club helped Danny DeVito celebrate his new limoncello -- some more. Super slim Kate Bosworth and Nick Cannon went to restaurant Cipriani, while kiddie couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hit up the Rock and Republic Party @ Eyebeam.

With her rocker pal Henry Rollins carrying suitcases in the background, the 42-year-old lamented to paps about the good ol' days, saying, "I was more famous in 1998." Just like James Van Der Beek, Monica Lewinsky and Hanson!

Poor Janeane, reality bites!

Britney Spears went shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday in a very royal colored dress, hitting up a few stores with cousin Alli, before taking off for Vegas to do her we can't wait to see the train wreckage highly anticipated VMA performance, which is assumed to be freaked out by magician Criss Angel.

As usual, Brit was surrounded by photographers and screaming pint sized fans -- all of whom she ignored with equal disdain.

The two held hands, with Drew stroking Justin's hair and back. More video from the same night, posted by our pals over at Just Jared, shows the two locking lips as well -- slipping each other the tongue at the table.

Maybe he's just into what you had for dinner!

Leaving the gym was Kimberly Stewart, who was obviously not in the mood for obvious questions. Also out in L.A.: Jesse McCartney, 20, and Evan Ross, 19 -- who had no problem getting into trendy Hollywood lounge, Hyde. Who needs IDs when you're rich ... b**ch?! Jenna Jameson and BF Tito Ortiz were fishing at Koi, where Jenna showed some PG-rated lovin' to photogs. And Criss Angel is magically ridiculous looking exiting Les Deux on Sunday.

The Mandarin Hotel was bursting with big celebs, including bubbly talk show hostess Ellen DeGeneres, Mississippi native Faith Hill, Gwen's guy Gavin Rossdale, and an off-the-market Usher.

Woody Allen's latest muse, Scarlett Johansson, made a hasty retreat from "Good Morning America" -- while "GMA" personality Robin Roberts hung out after the show to sign autographs.

Unusually chipper Cameron Diaz, wearing aerobics attire, was seen boarding her trailer while on the set of her upcoming movie, "What Happens in Vegas..."

Cameras caught a brief glimpse of Wilson as he arrived to his brother Luke's home, with Owen quickly ducking into the backyard when he found the front door locked.

The Ivy hosted puffy funnyman Jimmy Kimmel and "Monty Python" comic genius John Cleese, who joked about the "wretched" food and also said, "I don't know why I keep coming back." With a doggy bag that big, he might not need to!

Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

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