Homeless, He Wrote
Angela Lansbury is no longer spending her time ... solving fake crimes.
She's giving homeless her dough ... for a "Poem to Go."
See what we did there.
Gay "Office" Star Outed -- as a Straight Guy!
Oscar Nunez from "The Office" was caught kissing on his chick at LAX. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
John Lithgow Bus-ted in Harlem
While Katie Holmes gets chauffeured around NYC all the time in a huge ass SUV, her "All My Sons" co-star John Lithgow did the unthinkable this weekend: Used public transportation.
In case you were wondering where he was going, the number ten bus goes to Harlem.
Fergie: I've Got More Cushion for the Pushin'
In a society where the girls of "90210" are as thin as the show's ratings, it's a big deal Fergie Ferg told photogs she's actually gained 13lbs -- and was incredibly nonchalant about it.
That being said, she looks great. Big girls don't cry!
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Jen Protected but Still Skittish
Jennifer Garner scored a permanent restraining order this morning against the man who has become a menace to her entire family -- judging from the video, it's obvious she's living in fear.
Jen, who is pregnant with baby #2, exercised extreme caution yesterday -- and we're guessing it has something to do with Steven Burky, the man she says has been "stalking and harassing" her.
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Bobby P -- Secret Rendezvous
Rob Pattinson's been out with a mystery blonde girl two nights in a row -- but is she a secret GF or just another random fang banger?
Both times we've seen 'em together, they've avoided being photographed together like a vampire avoids sunlight -- and probably for good reason -- if those rabid Twilight fangirls don't think they have a shot, think they'll still pay to see his movie?
UPDATE: The blond he was out with the first night (left inset) has been identified by Twilighters as Rob's sister, Lizzy -- but the chick whose hand he was allegedly holding in the video from last night still remains a mystery.
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Fatigued Clooney Is Back on the Rebound
Roswell, New Mexico -- home to one unidentified feathered object.
Clooney, decked out in a military costume for an upcoming flick, was shootin' hoops at a park yesterday with his personal driver -- and not doing too bad either.
Gotta love a Clooney in uniform.
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Papper Clotheslined by Mayer's Muscle
Someone get John Mayer's bodyguard a gig for the NFL -- because dude tackled a photog outside Wolfgang's Steakhouse in Bev Hills last night.
The guy went ballistic on the pap as Mayer made a mellow exit. The photog says the incident was unprovoked.
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Mork Tries to Shoot the French President
Amy Winehouse -- "Flight" Risk
"Flight of the Conchords" doesn't come back until January -- but thankfully, we have Amy Winehouse singing the New Zealand duo's best tunes via intercom to hold everyone over 'til then.
Yes, it's as awesomely incoherent as it sounds.
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Christopher Lloyd's Home -- The Charred Remains
A smoldering heap of concrete and rubble is all that remains of Christopher Lloyd's Montecito mansion -- a home that was valued at $11.3 million before this weekend.
Lloyd's place was only one of the 210 homes destroyed by the Tea Fire in the Santa Barbara area.
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Brody Lei's Really Hot Playmate
Brody Jenner whisked his Playmate GF Jayde Nicole away to Hawaii, and it looks like he's definitely enjoying the sights ...
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Wino Has Dreams, Hopes, Ambitions and No Crack
It's the most shocking Amy Winehouse footage we've seen in months -- because in this unbelievable clip she actually seems human!
A refreshed Wino was talking like crazy to pappers in London, saying hubby Blake will probably cry when he sees her again ... but look at that face -- who wouldn't?
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Gerard Butler Sucks Some Serious Face
"300" hunk Gerard Butler's date said they just "played games" on the Santa Monica pier last night. Yeah ... lots of tonsil hockey.
OK, seriously, this is the most passionate, on-screen kiss since "The Notebook."
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Oh-Pra Please!
Forget Rahm! Oprah's gonna be Obama's host whisperer. Yet she just won't admit the depth of her power.
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The Kennedy Plot -- More than Meets the Eye
Caroline Kennedy is rumored to have a spot in Barack Obama's administration as the US ambassador to the UN -- and even though she didn't say a lot, her facial expressions told us that something is definitely up.