Paparazzi Video

After getting some munchies at Rosa Mexicana in New York, swimmer/bong enthusiast Michael Phelps was asked if he was staying clean -- and he didn't exactly answer "Yes."

The Answer: It's the only thing Alex Trebek could have been thinking when he met Keanu Reeves at the Long Beach Grand Prix yesterday ...

Some people just don't know when to fold 'em -- 'cause even after Sam Ronson's family looked into a restraining order, Lindsay Lohan still insisted to the paparazzi, "You make it seem like it's over -- it's not."

The only thing harder than Sylvester Stallone's sculpted, 62-year-old abs: This fall he took on the set of "The Expendables."

As in caring for her pooch, Puppy.

With an ass like that, it's shocking two people could even fit on that jet ski.

Let's connect the dots here: So on Friday night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reportedly get into yet another fight. Then on Saturday, paps spot a locksmith at Sam's place, changing the locks on the front door. Hmmm ...

Rihanna somehow managed to avoid every pap in L.A. and slink away to Honolulu virtually unnoticed -- until she landed, at least.

Kobe's wife Vanessa Bryant doesn't give a crap about the maid accusing her of dog poop style abuse -- she claims her lawyers are on that case like flies on ... well, you know.

Eddie Cibrian: So, honey, we canceled the subscriptions to those magazines a few weeks ago, didn't we?
Brandi: I'm pretty sure we did. I haven't seen one of those in a month.
Eddie: Okay, wanna go to dinner?

"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane ordered a delicious looking lunch yesterday with a couple PYTs. What he didn't order -- that nasty, long strand of blond hair that also found its way to the table.

It takes a lot of money to look this good, but Mickey Rourke still has a few dollars to spare for the homeless. Hundreds of 'em!

Miley Cyrus fed her burger cravings with a trip to In-N-Out yesterday -- but her sweet lil' grandma had to get her buns in the backseat with the dog!

It only took 2.9 seconds for daredevil Pedro Olivia to stare death in the face and kick its ass -- by dropping 127ft. in a kayak down one of the Amazon's tallest waterfalls!

Rihanna went house hunting in the Hollywood Hills yesterday -- sans Chris Brown.

Liam Neeson returned home last night after the wake for Natasha Richardson at the Irish Historical Society in NYC.