Dumb Blonde Down Under
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Hugh Hefner's #1 gal Holly Madison is learning a new language: Australian!
Um ... at least she's trying?
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Can You Spot the 'Real' Shauna Sand?
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Among this silicone sea of Hugh Hefner's buxom, botoxed, unbeweaveable working girls is the one and only Shauna Sand. See if you can pick out the good mother of three from this group of reassembled Playmate fembots.
Audrina's Hills Are ALIVE!
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The hot rumor on "The Hills" was always that Lauren Conrad had a sex tape -- but who knew that it was Audrina who was the really naughty one all along? O. M. G.
TMZ obtained this snap of Audrina looking every bit the dirty schoolgirl, and taken, we hear, before "The Hills" and just after A-Pat graduated from high school. She'd done some bikini modeling, but decided to go the full Audi to have a go at Playboy. It wasn't like she needed the money, as anyone who watches "The Hills" knows.
In a statement made through her rep, Audrina tells TMZ "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."
Mommy and Me: Playboy Edition?
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Judy Landers and her girls -- and her daughters -- went out for sushi on Monday, and hinted that we may soon be seeing several generations of Landers ladies in Playboy.
If there's one thing Judy's daughters, Lindsey and Kristy, desperately need to take off -- it's those horrid Hannah Montana polyester wigs!
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Do "Club" and "Love" Really Rhyme?
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Playboy's Kendra Wilkinson, looking like a 12-year-old coming home from summer camp, tried to exercise her newfound hip-hop skills.
She did her best, but the title of "Celebrity Rap Superstar" should be left to the rest ... of her competitors.
Kendra Wilkinson: What an Ass!
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Anyone up for a little full contact football?
Kendra Wilkinson was at the DirectTV Beach Bowl yesterday ... a tight end joke would be too obvious.
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"Girls Next Door" Lookin' to Score?
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While Adnan's already hooked Britney, there are a few actually hot, not so bat-s**t crazy celebs out there who might also get with some camera-wielding paps. Snap that!
Holly, Bridget and Kendra were released from their cells last night, caught without grandfather boyfriend Hugh Hefner at the Ivy ... and they said they'd have no problem pulling a Brit with a pap.
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Kim K. Keeps Clothes on for Playboy
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Kim Kardashian hauled her ass all the way from L.A. to Las Vegas over the holiday weekend to host Playboy's Sunday After Dark party at the Palms. The gig was Rated PG -- since Kim K. didn't let loose that massive booty.
That didn't stop our friends at SpyOnVegas from snapping plenty of photos of all that trunk junk.
Hef's Pets -- Not Afraid of the Knife
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\Although the plastic surgery horrors of Dr. Jan Adams have come to light, there are still those who love getting new bits and pieces shoved into their bodies -- Playboy models. You don't say!
TMZ caught up with "The Girls Next Door" at a book signing, where Kendra raved about the cutting board -- until she was asked about the recent tragedy involving Kanye's mom. For once, a TMZ photog wasn't the only one backpedaling.
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Hef's Crazy Old Man Cackle
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Sure, he's bangin' three hotties more than half his age, but Hugh Hefner has one crazazy laugh.
TMZ caught the master of all things Playboy leaving Bloomingdales last night -- where a Playboy menswear line was launched. Girlfriends Holly, Kendra and Bridget were in tow. TMZ's photog asked if all the girls got along; Holly said yes, Kendra called them all "f**king bitches," and Hef, well, he just let his crazy laugh fly.
Paint his face green and throw a black hat on him -- Hef's the next Wicked Witch of the West!
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Hef's Playthings: Dressed Like the Girls Next Door
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No, those aren't Midwest soccer moms on their way to a PTA bake sale, it's two out of three members of Hugh Hefner's harem, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison! From Playmates to play dates!
The dowdy duo went shopping for Halloween items on Tuesday, dressed in their non-sexiest best mom-jeans and sweats! Forget the Playboy pool, they're ready for the carpool!
Just because you are in an exclusive, loving relationship with three people doesn't mean you gotta stop caring about what you look like!
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Kendra Wilkinson Hits a Low Note
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When not posing nude, Hugh Hefner Plaything Kendra Wilkinson likes to expose her, er, signature style. It's working girl chic!
While the 22-year-old has been earning her keep by appearing on "Celebrity Rap Star," it's evident her "singing" isn't the only thing out of tune! Her jeans are painted on -- literally!
Kendra really does look like the girl next door -- to the Mustang Ranch!
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Hef Off the Bunny Trail
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Hugh Hefner made a rare public appearance yesterday -- without his entourage of stacked blonde babes!
TMZ found the aged Playboy off the Mansion grounds, the only nearby Playboy Bunnies being the ones emblazoned on his fashionable t-shirt.
When told that "Desperate Housewives" hottie Eva Longoria was in the limo just a few feet away, Hef didn't seem all that star struck ... although the lack of enthusiasm might be blamed on his hearing.
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Guess the Playboy Reject!
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What rocker was just a tad too thin to grace the pages of Playboy?
Click here to find out!
It's Debbie Harry!
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In an exclusive interview with Steppin Out's Chaunce Hayden, Debbie Harry revealed that although playboy thought she was fit to be a bunny, she wasn't thick enough to be a Playmate.
Back in the day, having a beautiful body meant having a little cushion for the pushin'. By today's standards, the young Debbie could've absolutely been a Playmate. Clearly, father time has paid a visit to the rocker. So chances are that Playboy isn't going to come a knockin'. Debbie has only one thing to say to Playboy, "You missed the boat."
Hef Gets Down with the Brown
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Jurassic Playboy Hugh Hefner and nine of his nurses girlfriends hit the early bird special at West Hollywood restaurant Ketchup on Tuesday. Some fries with that little blue pill!?
The 81-year-old childlike zombie bachelor trailed behind, as his bevy of buxom bottle blondes (and two brunettes!) exited the eatery. For insurance purposes, shouldn't he be in a wheelchair?
Hef's 22-year-old "Girls Next Door" love Bunny, Kendra Wilkinson, can be heard commanding her concubine king to "Say hi to TMZ." It's unclear if Hef actually heard her.