Shauna Sand -- No Butts About It
A broken clock is right twice a day -- and thanks to lingerie parties at the Playboy mansion last night, Shauna Sand actually had an excuse to look like an inflatable fun doll as she clear high-heeled it around Hollywood.
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Hugh Hefner -- So So Def!
Def -- adj. -- to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool.
"Yo dawg, Hugh Hefner brought like 5 hot blonde skeezers out clubbin' in Hollywood last night -- that dude is def."
Oh, he also can't hear very well anymore.
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The Very Talented Jo Garcia
Jenga Has Never Been Sexier
Elizabeth Ashley is not just a pretty face, she has the intellectual capacity and special skills of a first grader. That's well-above the Playboy norm!
The Jenga-lover and paint-by-numbers enthusiast has also appeared in such illustrious publications as Beer Magazine, Babe Blvd. and something called Explicit Magazine.
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How Much to Keep Megan Mullally Clothed?
Our photog started a rumor that 49-year-old Megan Mullally, aka Karen Walker from "Will & Grace," was getting pumped by Playboy to show off her Anastasia Beaverhausen.
Eric McCormack was all for it -- but we want to know, are you?
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Holly Madison: No Thong in a Bunch
Holly Madison says there's no bad Bunny blood between her and Kendra -- but telling us they only talk through text messages hints maybe they ain't BFFs.
Hef's #1 gal said any rumors of grotto grudges could have been started by some "crazy new publicist." Wait, is Kendra repped by Charmaine Blake too?
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Playboy to Olive Garden: Show Me Ya Breadsticks
The six winners of Playboy.com's search for the sexiest "Girls of the Olive Garden" have been found. Check out their unlimited breadsticks and salads!
Bank of Hefner's #1 Customer
Kendra Wilkinson was out at Porky's in the Hamptons wanting everyone to know that she makes her own money -- and Hef hasn't replaced her stolen Escalade ... yet.
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Kendra Needs a New Rim Job!
The girl next door is rideless! Kendra Wilkinson was playin' on the links at a West L.A. golf course last Friday, when someone stole her pimped-out Escalade!
Kendra's wheels were eventually found a few days later in South Central L.A., but we're hearing when she went to a recovery yard to retrieve it, her custom rims and sound system were gone. Jack move!
Our spies tell us that the Playboy cover girl then decided to ditch that rimless SUV -- that had been featured in DUB magazine -- with the cops, opting to just buy a brand new whip. Thanks, Hef!
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Holly Would, Hef Won't
No better place to bring up the nasty subject of 82-year-old Hugh Hefner's old man sperm than outside The Ivy -- hold on to your dinner!
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Holly Hightailing It from the Mansion?
Hef's three girlfriends live in a giant mansion with its own zoo, tennis court, grotto and killer party schedule -- so why the heck did Holly tell us she and Kendra are shopping for condos?!
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Hef's Chick Finally Gets the Shaft
She showed up to Lil Wayne's show at the House of Blues with his posse -- but when Kendra Wilkinson had to wait an outrageous 13 minutes to get in, girl got pissy.
She stopped her bitching when she saw our photog, or maybe she realized anything was better than waiting around the mansion for Hef to get it up.
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Claws Out at the Playboy Mansion
MEOW! It's cat fight central at the Playboy Mansion!
TMZ spies tell us Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist ... causing major drama with the staff and on the set of "The Girls Next Door." We're told everyone "hates" Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting.
Hef's Kendra: As Dumb as She Is Blonde
It was at this exact moment that Kendra Wilkinson asked if she was at STK. If only there was some kind of sign ...
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Carnie Wilson: From Playboy to Oh, Boy
Gastric-bypass babe Carnie Wilson has weathered life's ups and downs.
Although she showed off all of her reupholstered lady lumps in a 2003 Playboy pictorial, the former Wilson Phillips singer appears to have reverted back to her more natural self while at a L.A. car wash on Wednesday.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, people.
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Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce
Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!
You mean they don't come standard with every room?