Pres. Bush -- Ruins Everything He Touches
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It was just a matter of time.
The 152-year-old Texas Governor's mansion, where Bush once rested his head, sustained serious damage as a four-alarm fire set the mansion ablaze at 2 AM CST this morning.
100 firefighters fought the blaze -- no one was home at the time of the fire.
UPDATE: Fire investigators say the blaze was intentionally set, but there's no indication it was intended as a direct threat to Texas Gov. Rick Perry.
Congressman's Fatal Retraction Hill-acious
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If being someone's friend means comparing then to a mentally unstable rabbit killer, then Tennessee Rep. Steve Cohen and Hillary Clinton are BFF's.
We grilled Cohen, who compared Hill to Glenn Close's psychotic star turn in "Fatal Attraction." He sees the similarity. That's all we're sayin'.....
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Vanity Fair to Gershon: Go Pound Sand
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Vanity Fair is standing by its story insinuating that Bill Clinton had an affair with Gina Gershon.
In a statement to TMZ, V.F. honcho Beth Kseniak says, "Todd Purdum's article does not indicate that former President Bill Clinton had an improper relationship with Gina Gershon. The story merely examines the concerns of some of Clinton's aides about reports of his behavior. We don't believe that any correction is warranted."
TMZ obtained a letter fired off by Lavely & Singer, Gershon's pitbull lawyers, demanding a retraction. Ain't gonna happen.
Stay tuned ...
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Barack to McCain: Check Out My Cooter!
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It may come as a shock but Ben Jones, aka "Cooter Davenport," says "rednecks" like him have nothin' but love for Barack Obama. Too bad for Jessica Simpson -- the same can't be said about her "The Dukes of Hazzard" remake.
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McCain Down the A-Hole
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Senator McCain just got his own Reverend Wright -- in the form of Prince Von A-Hole.
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Ice T -- Add McCain to My Body Count
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The guy who once sang "Cop Killer" is backing John McCain -- but his motives are more sinister than supportive.
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Cooper? He Hardly Knew Her!
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Wanna know who Anderson Cooper wants to be his "boo"?
Now if he could only figure out what the word means.
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Hillary Pushing Up Daisies
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Roses are red, violets are blue, and we've got some proof, that Hill's campaign is through.
We found out Whispering Pines of Chappaqua -- the local flower shop -- has been delivering a bunch of arrangements to the Clinton house -- some for Hil, some for Bill and some for both.
So why do people send flowers? A wedding -- no. Funeral -- sort of. The end of a Presidential campaign -- bingo.
Gershon: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations ...
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TMZ has obtained a copy of a demand letter from Gina Gershon to Vanity Fair. Make no mistake - she's pissssed.
Vanity Fair just published a pretty scandalous story about Prez Bill Clinton. The demand letter claims the article "outrageously insinuates that Ms. Gershon has had an inappropriate sexual relationship with President Clinton. This is absolutely false."
The letter demands "a retraction and correction."
Gershon's lawyers from the bulldog firm Lavely & Singer noted that "Gershon has only been in the same room as President Clinton on three occasions," all with many others present. The lawyers take a shot at Vanity Fair, claiming, "Rumor-mongering was substituted for fact-checking."
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Condi Rock & Rolls All Night, Parties Everyday
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice went to a KISS after-party in Stockholm, Sweden on Thursday night and got her groove on with the hard-rockin' band. Is it possible to do a keg stand in a pants suit?
The band invited Condi to hang with them after hearing she was in town. Rice told reporters it was fun meeting the guys and that they seemed really informed about current events. Did they also trade eye liner and lipstick tips?
Condi also says that her favorite KISS song is "Rock and Roll All Night" - a safe answer considering that's pretty much the only KISS song anyone knows.
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President Bush Can't Get It Up
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While fundraising in Utah for Sen. John McCain yesterday, one of President Bush's helicopters had a little trouble taking off from Treasure Mountain Middle School in Park City, Utah.
Today, the school started an hour late to avoid "anticipated traffic congestion in the area." Education all the way!
Is There a Mole on Jenna Bush's Honeymoon?
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First Daughter Jenna Bush inspects new hubby Henry Hager's pasty gut while on their Hawaiian honeymoon.
Where's Karl Rove when you need him...
Bush's Bro-Down
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The Prez released his inner frat boy at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony yesterday.
Fierce.
Hillary Clinton -- Thigh Master
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Hillary Clinton is finally a head -- on a dude's thigh.
Luis Salgado has problems on several counts. First -- highly doubtful he has a Prez on his body. Second, the double-chin action looks more Linda Trippy than Hillary.
The good news -- looks like Dr. Tattoff may get another client.
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Obama Slams Vols But Won't Shut Prince's A-Hole
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He might not have the bratwurst to take on Prince Von A-hole -- yet -- but when a bunch of Tennessee Republicans take on his wife, Barack Obama goes ballistic and calls them "low class."
On "Good Morning America" today, the Democratic prez candidate took the Tennessee GOP to the mat for slamming his wife over a remark on patriotism she made last February. And yet, even though Prince A-Hole has repeatedly called his wife a "washerwoman" -- like, last week -- he still hasn't come to her defense.
The Vol pols tried to attack Michelle in this YouTube vid.
Huckabee Caught in TMZ's Crosshairs
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Mike Huckabee may want to gather his thoughts before meeting up with our photog next time. TMZ spotted the politician at Ronald Reagan National Airport in Washington, DC, where he was bombarded with questions about his lame Barack Obama joke on Friday.
Huckabee seemed a lil' rattled -- what the Huck was he thinking?!