LC's 15 Minutes Are Up!
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While reali-tease Lauren Conrad chilled in a West Hollywood hair salon Sunday, her time finally ran out.
LC's meter expired as the paps watched, and a male metermaid wrote her a ticket as quickly as a script for "The Hills."
Our photog would've fed the meter for her, but it probably would've just thrown up the quarter. It is Hollywood after all.
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Brody Rubs One Out
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This is what Brody Jenner does all day long.
Spencer Pratt: I'm Stingy and Rich!
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Spencer Pratt couldn't help but brag about making $3 million a week -- likely a load of BS -- but instead of impressing, it only made him look like a bigger douche for leaving that $16 tip on a $783 bill!
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Spencer Pratt: Breast Supporting Role
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We learned two things last night. Heidi Montag doesn't know how to say goodbye and Spencer Pratt is totally irrelevant.
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Speidi -- Rulers of the Tragic Kingdom
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When Heidi & Spencer showed up at Disneyland yesterday it quickly became the "Crappiest Place on Earth."
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Audrina: Flashing with Intent
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Audrina Patridge is a well oiled machine...you'll pardon the expression. She knew exactly what she was doing as she mounted an SUV in Bev Hills yesterday.
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Audrina's Hills Meant For One
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Audrina Patridge and her sister Casey had a few drinks in West Hollywood the night before last -- and the evening played out like a lame-ass episode of "The Hills."
TMZ spies overheard Audrina say she's now totally exclusive with borefriend/slacker Justin Bobby -- and LC is giving her the same cold shoulder she gave Heidi after the whole Spencer debacle.
And get this: Audrina said she might move out of Lauren's pad and shack up with Justin Bobby! Lucky bastard.
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"Hills" Babes Skank Their Way to the Top
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So on TMZ TV tonight, we're getting to the bottom of the skankiest question in Hollywood -- Which "Hills" chick is the biggest tramp?
Lauren Conrad was the original Queen Bee, until Heidi raised her game with a couple of "enhancements." But Audrina blew them both out of the water with those nude pics.
So the question is ...
Audrina's Boobs -- Fake as the Hills?
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Our photog told Audrina Patridge that we had a poll on the website asking if her hills were real or fake ... problem is, that poll doesn't exist.
Sorry, "didn't" exist.
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Audrina: LC Ya Later, Bitch!
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Audrina's replaced LC with the male version of Heidi Montag. And we don't mean Spencer.
Patridge and her skeezy, hated-by-LC ex Justin Bobby went to Dolce's fifth anniversary bash together last night. All is not well in "The Hills" -- LC was nowhere to be seen and was a no-show to the amateur centerfold's b-day party last week, too.
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Whitney's Dress is T*ts!
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Despite the scorching temperatures in L.A. this weekend, "Hills" star Whitney Port still had a nippy lunch at the Ivy.
Whitney's wardrobe malfunction turned the Robertson Blvd. eatery into the best breastaurant in the world.
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Most of Audrina Turns 23 in Las Vegas
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The only two reasons to watch "The Hills" celebrated her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas night.
Audrina Patridge's birthday was actually on the 9th -- but who cares, really? Btw, no sign of Lauren at the shindig -- fake show frenemies are the worst kind!
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Heidi and Spencer: Annoying AND Cheap
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A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night -- and when Spency paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!
A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.
Included on the bill were 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 a pop. Drinking and simple arithmetic just don't mix.
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Dr. Frasier Crane: Over The Hills
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Kelsey Grammar has some advice for the sublebrities of "The Hills." Eat your heart out Sam Malone!
Things have got to be bad when Kelsey's show just got canceled -- and Lauren and company are about to make a fake season four. For the love of tossed salads and scrambled eggs!
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And Starring ... Audrina's Boobs!
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Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.
Paps Go Down On LC
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OMG! You are not going to believe this, but Lauren Conrad was actually snapped having a genuine reaction!
The miraculous event took place outside Crown Bar on Wednesday, when a photog fell over trying to take the "Hills" star's pic -- which caused an authentic gasp from Lauren.
Producers were immediately rushed to the scene, where LC was mic'd properly for a re-shoot.