The Kardashians

Leaving her flashers on, Kim K. and a buddy hit up the hot new store with a mini-shopping spree. Musta been a fashion emergency!

Kim got lucky and left without being ticketed.

The shoot took place at GGW boss Joe Francis' house in Punta Mita, Mexico. Francis is currently incarcerated in Nevada. Why let a good party house go to waste?

Stylish Kim Kardashian doesn't need a glamorous photo shoot to look amazing. Here's a few candid shots of her partying at Tangerine at Treasure Island. Oh, the hotness!

Kim has a clothing business, Dash, in the San Fernando Valley, and is in Las Vegas for the Magic Fashion & Apparel trade show, but she makes time to party down with DJ pal and pizza progeny, Caroline D'Amore.

TMZ obtained a copy of the mag, which is being released next week, featuring Miss Kim in her best look ... a bikini! The issue promises to outline some of The Tush's most personal information, tackling "Ray J, OJ, and that other running back."

Not pictured: The rest of her swimsuit.

Kim KardASSian is set to appear in Playboy, but she's keeping her clothes on. Damn!

TMZ has learned that the photoshoot, first reported by PerezHilton, was done by famed music video director Hype Williams -- but will not feature Kim's best ASSet in the nude. Oh, tosh, Tush! Kim's pages will feature a sanitized celebrity pictorial -- much like when Mariah Carey did the mag.

What about the top half, you ask? A source close to the shoot tells us that there's none of that either. If you want to see the goods, stick with the video.

She took time to adjust her bikini while facing cameras -- no backside shots here! Then, when it came time to leave the water, she had a friend bring her a towel so she could wrap herself up -- while still in the water. (Note: it was a huuuuuuge towel.) Finally, as Kim sat herself back down on her beach chair, photogs caught a brief glimpse of the Ass Seen 'Round the World. Mission accomplished!

TMZ spoke with Kim this morning and she gave us a simple explanation: "You'd cover your big ass too if everyone was taking pictures." Assk a stupid question ...

Miss Badonkadonk was interviewed on Los Angeles based hip-hop station 93.5 KDAY where she insisted that she has no beef with Whitney -- who was romantically linked to Kim's sex tape partner Ray J -- but used a line from one of the diva's hits to describe her feelings about the situation: "It's not right, but it's okay -- I'm going to make it anyway." Hmm -- no beef? Suuuure.

KardASSian went on to say that her relationship with footballin' hottie Reggie Bush will remain private -- because she has learned from her past mistakes. Sex tape, bad! Mouth shut, good!

Yes, the Queen of all Booty hit up the beach bash with buddy Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane, but the two bolted from the breezy 'Bu for the blistering heat of a San Fernando Valley hang -- where they'd no doubt be surrounded by post-barbecue families instead of barbecued celebs like Jared Leto and Dave Navarro.

Kim knows what's hot.

-- Marilyn Monroe

Amen.

Kim KardASSian was spotted bringing up her rear as she arrived to the set of a photo shoot on Monday.

The Pussycat Doll in-training chatted with her mother, Kris Jenner, before shaking her plus-sized groove thang!

Kim is the latest sexbomb to follow in the pawprints of the likes of Scarlett Johannson and Eva Longoria to join the Pussycat Dolls in their hit Las Vegas burlesque revue.

Sources tell TMZ that there was more to this photo of The Tush out with Robin Antin (in t-shirt), creator of the Dolls and their hit show -- Robin was showing her new red-skirted kitty a few hot moves!

Kim was showing off her colossal badonkadonk again on Tushday night outside Koi -- where she was anything butt coy!

Thanks, Kim, for pulling up the rear!