The Kardashians

The 31-year-old sandwich man hit up Kim Kardashian & fellow Subway pitchman Reggie Bush at a pre-Super Bowl party and rolled into the event with one of the biggest posses of the night -- nine peeps total.

Who needs a Super Bowl ring, when you got a footlong!

Bush, who is recovering from microfracture surgery on his left knee, may want to let this one slide.

If you were to administer a shot of antibiotics to Kim Kardashian, where would you stick the needle?

A spy tells us Kim K. took one in the butt -- a shot of antibiotics, that is -- because she came down with strep throat last week and was in danger of missing her NYE hosting gig at a Vegas nightclub. A doctor showed up to her suite NYE morning and gave her the antibiotics.

The Hidden Hills home of Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner – yes the very house where all those priceless family moments were shot -- is up for grabs for a paltry $3.395 mil.

Kooky Courtney Love took to her MySpace blog to trash Robert Kardashian -- and now the whole family is hella pissed!

C. Love accused the Kardashian bro of a hate crime -- saying he attacked one of her employees and repeatedly called him a faggot. Courtney says she tried reporting the incident to cops, but they brushed her off. If she was as incoherent in person as she is online, it's not really that startling.

The Kardashian family is none-too-pleased. A rep for the fam tells us, "We are so saddened to hear that someone is blogging this insanity on Christmas Eve. Everything this apparently unstable person writes is obviously untrue and we will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys. Merry Christmas!"

Robert should praise Jebus Reggie Miller happened to walk by -- 'cause that was the only reason he got out of the most obscenely awkward sex conversation ever.

Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari were conveniently beachside before the VS crew on Friday -- when they were asked to leave the real estate by security so the real models could get to work, according to the NY Daily News.

But the damage was done -- as you can see by the photo on the left.

Former reality show "star" Kristin Cavallari.

'Memba her!?

The ads, which are plastered all over MySpace, feature Kim's image surrounded by what appears to be actual testimony. Sources tell us Kim is furious because she never agreed to anything -- and now she's getting her lawyers involved.

We tried our best to track down who's behind the ad -- but for some crazy reason, we couldn't find anyone willing to take responsibility.

Brad Stewart -- former bassist for Marilyn Manson -- died last Thursday of an apparent drug overdose, and his body is lying at the morgue Khloe will visit.

Newsflash Kim -- real sports fans will take superstition over rational, logical thinking any day. Ya dig!?

There's a reason NFL star Reggie Bush has been tearing it up in the field lately and it all has to do with where Kim Kardashian decides to park her incredibly important derriere.

In the three New Orleans Saints games Kim has attended this year (including yesterday's game against the Raiders), her man tied an NFL punt return record, set his season high receiving mark and scored 5 of his 8 TDs. Take that Jessica Simpson!! (**cough, cough, jinx, cough**)

And get this -- right after Reggie racked up another 2-TD game yesterday, Saints coach Sean Payton gave Kim a big hug. He did the same thing last week when Bush broke off two electrifying punt returns on Monday Night Football.

So there's a rumor out there that Kim Kardashian may be back on "Dancing with the Stars" after Misty May tapped out with an Achilles tendon injury.

Here's what we know. Kim is flying back from New Orleans tomorrow. Our source in the know says she's coming home "to meet with ABC execs about her future with the show."

Here's the weird part: We're told KK's partner, Mark Ballas, has not been contacted about coming back.