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Chrissy Teigen and fellow S.I. swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker provided a public service ... teaching the world about a little something called the "vagina raspberry."

Too soon to hand these ladies a Nobel Prize?

Zac Efron thought he bought a place where he could do some hardcore R&R -- but little did he know his new mansion is haunted ... by the hardcore ragers Sean Kingston once threw there.

Spooky.

Paris Hilton just can't shake that best-selling sex tape that made her tons of cash -- and after a radio DJ brought it up ... she lashed out with a classic rant.

If only she'd hung up on the DJ first. Oops ...

Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan didn't pull any punches -- his team sucks ... in fact, they might suck too much for even Tim Tebow to work his usual miracles.

The good news for Khan? He's still stupid rich.

Ryan Seacrest's old 'Idol' pal Nigel Lythgoe shared some kind words about Ryan's other gig, "Million Second Quiz" -- is what we'd say if Nigel hadn't actually ripped it to shreds.

We'd totally defend Ryan ... if we had a clue what the hell was happening on 'MSQ.' Nigel was right.

Halle Berry's husband Olivier Martinez and daughter Nahla went on a traditional Halloween adventure in a pumpkin patch filled with excited kids, parents, and of course ... lots and lots of VALETS!

Halloween is different in Hollywood.

Snoop Lion only needed two words to cut ex-USC coach Lane Kiffin to the bone -- just one week after the guy got 86'd.

Hint for the next Trojan coach ... don't mess with the college program where Snoop's son might be balling soon.

Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy are the ultimate 90s babe duo -- so take a good, long, close (closer ... CLOSER) look at the evolution of their amazing bikini bodies ... and tell us who's the most bangable in 2013.

Feel free to take your time. We sure did.

We RARELY ever see Howard Stern and his beautiful wife Beth out in the wild ... so when we ran in to them in NYC this week, our photog was under a TON of pressure to ask a great question.

He failed ... miserably.

But Howard couldn't have been cooler.

Check out the clip.

Kim Kardashian can't stop showing off her giant new mom boobs all over Paris -- but is she using them to distract the world from something else?

Of course she is, and we should all rejoice ... because it's totally working!

David Beckham in his underwear used to send our newsroom into a frenzy -- but something's happened to him since retiring from soccer, and the proof is in his ... nipples.

Don't get us wrong. We'd still do him.

George Lopez has a brilliant way to save the U.S. Government during this shutdown nonsense -- and his plan could spare us from another Monica Lewinsky situation too!

Only catch -- brush up on your Español .

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child Joseph Baena is all grow'd up -- and suddenly looking freakishly like his father ... which means only one thing.

A Spanish-language "Terminator" script is getting banged out somewhere in Hollywood!

It's not like Oprah Winfrey to screw up when it comes to TV programming, but she just made a huge mistake by cutting Lindsay Lohan's mom and dad from her reality show.

C'mon O ... everyone knows crazy equals ratings in the reality game.

Kanye West has no problem with photographers in Paris -- in fact ... he went out of his way to tell them how much he respects them.

Soooo ... time to bring up the 800-pound elephant in the room. Princess Diana?

Khloe Kardashian finally took a stand against Lamar Odom's crack habit and ... wait for it -- dropped his last name from her Twitter handle!

'Cause nothing says, "Peace the Hell out" in 2013 like a major Twit-diss.