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Sure, Lil Wayne could have freaked out when he found out Drake banged his GF -- but instead he chilled ... mostly because he was locked up on Riker's Island at the time.

But now, Weezy's found a way to cash in on Drizzy's prolific penis -- by writing a book about it. There will probably be other stuff in it too, but ...

Miley Cyrus can stop worrying about her BF Patrick Schwarzenegger cavorting in Cabo with another chick -- and start worrying worrying about him partying down there ... with his ex chick!

Spring break totally rules! Unless you're Miley.

Miley Cyrus’ fans are so savagely loyal -- they're actually threatening Patrick Schwarzenegger after he was photographed doing body shots off a female “friend” in Cabo.

Just because they're called “Smilers,” doesn't mean they can't challenge other celeb fan clubs ... in the crazy department.

Not to make a big stink ... but Kevin Hart thinks we should be hailing the guy who took a mid-flight crap so bad it forced an emergency landing!

In other words, he's #1 ... when it comes to #2.

When Guess model Cynthia Kirchner jets off around the world ... her trusted travel companion is always with her -- even though she's a dog!

No, seriously ... Bella has more stamps on her PASSPORT than you do. #depressed

Scott Disick is finally addressing his substance abuse problems ... by taking a fabulous psychedelic trip into the Costa Rican jungle! Sound like groovy fun? Well, it's actually serious therapy, man!

But also most likely ... pretty groovy.

Looks like Drake’s mortal enemy Chris Brown got under his skin again -- by hanging with Drake’s pal, Jas Prince. Not to mention ... Drake hates his own movie that's about to come out. He's having a real bad week.

The new Motto -- YOLO ... and that's more than enough.

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star Joseline Hernandez swore UNDER OATH that her reality show is anything but real ... in fact, she says it's all acting!

But does this mean all "reality" TV is unreal? Testify!

Laila Ali said NO woman could beat her in a fight … not even Ronda Rousey! And now Ronda is smack talking right back, telling Laila to bring it on!

You may or may not see the chick fight of the century -- but you will definitely see Ronda whip a male reporter's ass! Awesome.

Nene Leakes either had too much to drink, or too much ego ... or both. That's the only reasonable explanation for her to compare herself to Joan Rivers.

Nene's on the short list of possible new hosts for Joan's show ... and it sounds like her mouth is plenty warmed up for the gig.

All it took was some messy hair, a 'do rag, and a shady looking parrot ... for a dangerous dude to sneak on the set of the new"Pirates of the Caribbean" movie.

The guy used a KMart changing room to make a clean escape -- but we're still thinking the parrot should be a dead giveaway.

Big Sean's mom couldn't say enough about his gf Ariana Grande -- not for us, anyway. But watch Sean's face ... he's desperate for Momma to quit yapping.

Even bigtime rappers still get embarrassed by mom!

John Stamos returned to the “Full House” house in San Francisco ... and posed for a pic with a bunch of fans! Awesome, right?

Not really ... since the fans were totally oblivious Stamos had slipped in behind them -- and then he bragged on social media about tricking them!

Jared Leto lopped off his long Jesus hair and dyed what's left of it platinum blond for a new movie role. But one of us thinks his new look has completely ruined the hotness forever!

That's in spite of that fact he still looks better than 99.5% of the world ... and his hair will grow back.

If you think "Empire" is a huge TV sensation now ... just imagine if you could hear the n-word during those heated scenes! Terrence Howard thinks it would add authenticity.

One of the show's honchos isn't quite ready to add it yet. Not without a black-approved stamp, anyway!

A Lil Boosie fan who was so anxious to meet the rapper he climbed on stage during a concert -- ended up meeting a bodyguard's fist instead ... and left the stage. Quickly.

Bum rushing the stage NEVER ends well for fans, but always makes for great video clips!