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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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1.

IwuvTMZ    

We'll see.

561 days ago
2.

Good riddance!    

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, Crackie! Snort on, dumbass!

561 days ago
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bernergirl    

She has a problem with denial!

561 days ago
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Vinsetta    

She's a terrible liar. Just like how she left Late Show to hit 1 OAK. Needed my morning laugh.

561 days ago
5.

Yup    

"Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol..."


Ok, stop right there. She's done. Given that her rehab this time is an alternative to a jail sentence that's already been handed down, the judge should pull her into court & ask her flat out "I see you're saying you have no problem with drugs or booze. Is this true?" If dumbass BLOWhan says yes, then the judge should immediately revoke the rehab option & throw her stupid ass in jail for the full 90 days in general population; no special treatment for her. This stupid little dumbass will never take this seriously unless she's forced to be accountable for her actions. So far, she hasn't been...

561 days ago
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hugh    

Here we go again..Lindsay is telling friends = Dina. Lindsay insists = delusion.

Just another lie courtesy of Lohan, Inc.

561 days ago
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Vinsetta    

People, places, and things you junkie. You actually might give yourself a chance to stay clean for an hour or two if you didn't attend Coachella.

561 days ago
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nonexample    

No potato chips and no chocolate for me this weekend and if ANYBODY offers ME ANY im just going to say NO and get sway from me and run like hell, cus we all know it is impossible to just have one of either of those things

561 days ago
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SmittenKitten    

whatever you lying sack of sht.......please OD...pleasepleaseplease.....

561 days ago
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tdr9    

Obviously you people can't see that this woman has some form of mental illness. We are witnessing another star that is on the process of self destruction. What sort of a world is this!

561 days ago
11.

Black    

If she was black she would have been locked under the jail.

561 days ago
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★★★★ Lindsay Speaks The Truth ★★★★    

Ha!


And Fish Don't Swim.

561 days ago
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RATTLESNAKE     

the judge is living in a fairy tale world and really need to get out and live in the streets for a minute i mean how do they( judges) communicate an understanding of reality from such a safe and far removed distance ?

561 days ago
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Reg    

LMFAOOO!!!

561 days ago
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spokenword    

Bull----, she just did it all before she got there.

561 days ago
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