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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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Reg    

I suppose the Pope isn't Catholic either?

560 days ago
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scamalot    

In her f up world she must have fun house mirrors. Geesus she b fugly. Washed up has been. I have seen 80 year old whores workin the corner look better. But shes perfect for the part of...well nothin. Stick an olive in her, shes done!

560 days ago
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scamalot    

Stick an olive in her, she's done!

560 days ago
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LK    

LIAR LIAR !!
LINDSAY'S LEGGINGS ON FIRE . CAUGHT HER TAIL ON CRACK PIPE .
YA I DIDN'T SAY I COULD RHYME LOL

560 days ago
20.

Diamond Goddess!    

Stinky hippie!!!
Lindsay Lohan sez, "No drugs or booze for me at Coachella UNTIL THE NEXT SECOND!"
(L.M.F.A.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

560 days ago
21.

Reg    

Apparantley I am winning lotto this weekend too.

560 days ago
22.

Vinsetta    

She's an absolute joke. I'm sure this time she really really means it. Can't wait until she gets into that rehab she's dreading on going to.

560 days ago
23.

LK    

TMZ WHATS WITH LAST YRS PICS ?
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560 days ago
24.

Diamond Goddess!    

Is her "bipolar disorder" from takin' 2 kawks at once for $$$?!
(Jus' wonderin'.)
I.CAN'T.STAHP.!!!
(LOLs.)

560 days ago
25.

Reg    

"Snort" Derision "Snort"

560 days ago
26.

Sam    

She's such an idiot. If she's still insisting she doesn't have a drug or alcohol problem, then she belongs in jail, and so does the entire legal system in California.

560 days ago
27.

Marilyn    

The judges are inert as a limp prick!

560 days ago
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21stcent    

And we are suppose to believe anything as absurd as this? And you were not driving the car either. LOL

560 days ago
29.

nonexample    

Well the other 650,000 are gonna have her waaaaay outnumbered, good luck on the personal strength/sopportive friends thing. JEEEsus smfh at the sheer stoooopidity of the remark

560 days ago
30.

Sharon    

And I've got a bridge in Brooklyn.

560 days ago
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