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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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61.

KB    

Lindsay Lohan saying she is going to stay away from drugs and alcohol is like all the other people there saying they are going to avoid listening to the music at Coachella.

It's impossible -- and everyone knows it is a just an excuse for her to get hammered good befoe rehab

524 days ago
62.

andy    

I have to admit , . . . Lindsay was fairly entertaining on "Anger Management" last night. Yes, as usual, she played herself. But, with Charlie manipulating the lines and flow of the show, . . . it worked!!!
THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT ON THIS ONE.
(What can I say , . . . she's a mess!!!)

524 days ago
63.

Firefly    

OK TMZ get your best camera guys out there to Coachella and follow her every move. Get evidence, It's your friend.

524 days ago
64.

Reg    

I do not believe that the bitch is even going to Rehab.
Not that one any way.?

524 days ago
65.

Black Dirt Goodness    

We said screw that party. Lindsay's taking me to The Masters this weekend instead.

524 days ago
66.

LLsez    

I've never watched AM so here is a cut&paste of last night's episode.
Even a quick skim shows that once again Blo is a living breathing joke and is only hired to parody her criminality and addictions. WOOT!

We open on the familiar sight of Lindsay Lohan in handcuffs, as police lead her away from Charlie’s driveway, opening her car to find a number of empty bottles. Lindsay screams to Charlie that it’s all his fault, as police place her in a squad car.

72 hours earlier, Charlie leads the group in session as they complain about a lack of donuts, while Patrick urges Lacey not to eat anything, lest she gain weight before modeling one of his dresses. Distracted, Lacey reports that “TNZ” lists Lindsay Lohan as having an anger management therapist on the set of her new commercial, which Charlie reluctantly admits his involvement in.

Later, Lindsay Lohan shoots a Japanese commercial for a whiskey-flavored gum, storming off the set when a man in a panda suit gets too frisky with her. Charlie hears her out that the director changed the script to make fun of her more than she agreed, to which Charlie agrees to talk to the director himself. Appreciative that Charlie was willing to stand up for her and respect her, the two fall into bed together later that night.

The next morning, Michael brings over more empty bottles for Sam’s recycling project, stunned to find Lindsay Lohan casually walking into the kitchen for coffee and sauntering out. Flabbergasted, Michael asks if he can keep her sunglasses, but Charlie declines and tosses the pair in her purse. Even as Michael assures Charlie that celebrities and regular people don’t mix, Charlie and Lindsay enjoy the peace of their new arrangement, and Lindsay offers to help with his prison therapy group to knock off some of her own community service.

The prisoners largely gawk at Lindsay, taking little time to heed her actual words on anger management before she departs. Charlie admits to the prisoners that he isn’t sure how to feel about his new relationship with the girl, but the discussion is interrupted when Lindsay returns, upset by a leaked press report about her behavior on the commercial.

Waiting for Jen and Sam to arrive, Lindsay learns that a famed dress designer will loan her a gown for an upcoming charity event, to which she invites Charlie. Jen and Sam show up, gawking even as Jen expresses her disapproval of the relationship, before Jen finds a pair of Sam’s sunglasses in Lindsay’s purse. Charlie insists that he put them there by accident, but Jen storms out over the apparent theft, even as Sam remains giddy that Lindsay stole something of hers.

Lacey arrives to Patrick’s apartment in tears over breaking up with her boyfriend, leaving a nasty message over the phone as Patrick undresses her and attempts to put on his gown. Patrick finds that it doesn’t fit, to which Lacey admits to consuming an entire pie in grief, and Patrick does his best to console her as he fights to get the zipper up.

Lindsay and Charlie return from the grocery store, Lindsay happy to be doing normal activities, but the moment is quickly soured by a passing photographer who mistakes powdered sugar on their noses for cocaine. Later that night, the paparazzi surround Charlie’s house as Lindsay worries about making it to the charity gala, and Charlie develops an idea.

Charlie invites the group over after Patrick’s gallery, introducing them to Lindsay, and outfitting Lacey to serve as a decoy to the press. Clad in a wig and disguise, Lacey willingly faces the ravenous photographers, but Lindsay questions the strategy of sending someone with anger problems to pretend to be her in front of press. Indeed, Lacey makes a mess and fails to get to the car, so Lindsay prepares to face the press. That is of course, until Charlie adjusts her dress, loosening the threads and sending the beads that comprise the top tumbling to the ground. Lindsay laments that Charlie seems to be destroying her life, and asks to borrow Lacey’s dress.

Their relationship at an end, Charlie wishes Lindsay well before she drives off, getting as far as the driveway when she backs into a passing cop car. The cops naturally mistake Sam’s recycling bottles for Lindsay’s, and haul her away, while Patrick is happy to see his dress featured on TV after all.

524 days ago
67.

janet    

So why is Lohan making it a point that she will not get wasted. Oh, that's right she will already be wasted when she gets there.

524 days ago
68.

BB not bb    

Her father is basically judging from a distance. Maybe he is a failure as a father for not being more involved in her life so as to be a positive inspiration. He is more or less just another gossip about her.


Whethers she succeeds or fails isn't the point. All she has to do is complete the program. I think that the idea that an alcoholic can never drink again is crazy. You have to learn how to control yourself with alcohol.


Once you start to learn how to stop using alcohol as a crutch to deal with your problems, it will no longer have a hold over your will. You will be able to soberly deal with your emotions, yet still maybe have a drink now and then to relax.


She looked really beat up on David Letterman. I think her crazy lifestyle is wearing her down. If she relaxes at a concert, that is not the worst thing. I think all of the hook ups with the dirty Arab men is what is tearing her up any more.

524 days ago
69.

Its Nikki Bitches    

NOT ONE CAST MEMBER WANTED TO SPEAK ABOUT LYING LINDSAY ON THE RED CARPET

Lindsay Lohan Late To Scary Movie Premiere, Poses With Charlie Sheen On Red Carpet

Posted on Apr 12, 2013 @ 4:42AM | By Radar Staff


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They told Lindsay Lohan to be on time for Thursday night ‘s Scary Movie 5 premiere. She wasn’t.

The 26-year-old AGAIN failed to show up on time for the event at Hollywood’s ArcLight Cinerama Dome, as she was a half-hour late, even after producers warned her not to be, and Charlie Sheen, 47, laughed about her lack of professionalism on The Tonight Show.

PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Attend The Premiere Of Scary Movie 5

Despite the tardiness, Charlie — who insiders told us is “absolutely disgusted by all her antics” — smiled and playfully posed with the starlet just as the film itself was about to start.

As we previously reported, a show insider told us that “Lindsay was notoriously late for the Liz & Dick premiere,” and that Sheen was irked after throwing her a bone with a cameo appearance on his show, Anger Management.

PHOTOS: Charlie Sheen On Set In L.A.

“From showing up late while shooting his sitcom, then walking off with wardrobe from the set, well, Lindsay would be very stupid to burn Charlie again.”

Sheen told Jay Leno Wednesday that the red-headed tabloid queen took his show “hostage” after she was “hours” late to her call time, and confirmed the reports she’d gotten sticky fingers with a few bracelets.

PHOTOS: Lindsay & Dina Lohan Party Hard In London

“She borrowed some stuff, and then was told they would take it out of her paycheck, and she said fine, and that’s all it was,” he told Leno.

Others at the premiere included Andy Dick, Mike Tyson, Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Katt Williams, Kate Walsh, Erica Ash, Heather Locklear, and Jerry O’Connell.

Scary Movie 5 hits theaters on Friday, April 19.

524 days ago
70.

Lady Di    

She looks pretty fricking good. If this is what "clean" looks like....I wish her the best.
But I don't think she knows the difference between clean and messed up

524 days ago
71.

Kelly    

ROL has the story about her being late to the SM5 premiere. Was Harvey too busy thumbing through his thesaurus for words like recidivist?

524 days ago
72.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Rumor Fix‏@RumorFix3h
Lindsay Lohan Has Dress Crisis Before Scary Movie 5 Premiere | DETAILS-> http://bit.ly/10YHI13


If you bet against Lindsay Lohan showing up for the Scary Movie 5 premiere on Thursday night, you were wrong.

But, if you bet that she would be late — you were right!

Lindsay actually shocked members of the press when she actually made her flight from New York to Los Angeles with plenty of time to make the premiere.

But, of course, Lindsay wouldn’t be Lindsay if she didn’t have drama. So, she arrived on the red carpet 30 minutes after it was scheduled to end.

She told the press she had a fashion emergency leaving her dress in New York, but Dolce and Gabbana came to the rescue at the last minute.

Her co-star, Charlie Sheen, graciously posed with pictures with her.

Just another day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.

YOU GOTTA SEE THE PICTURE ON JUST JARED....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

524 days ago
73.

janet    

@LLSEZ...I saw it last night and Lohan was flat and not funny at all. Even though the show poked fun at both of them more Lohan of course, it was Sheens dead pan dry wit that made it some what work.


Wonder how many takes it took for Lohan to get the scenes right. You could see a couple of times Lohan looking like she's reading cue cards.


The crap she pulled on his show and then being so late for the premier and the token photos with Charlie. Sheen did not look thrilled. He smiled for the cameras because he's professional. You can bet the producers were pissed as hell.


This is Lohan kicking them right in the teeth again.

524 days ago
74.

StarryStarryNight    

if her lips are moving, she's lying.

if they're not, she's either thinking up her next lie or passed out.

she needs to pass out permanently.

524 days ago
75.

ketjo    

Hell I'm going swimming this weekend but I ain't goina get wet.............Right ! Right !...
The preceding Lie is brought to you by Lohan Inc for the benefit of Lindsay Dee Lohan professional liar , Con and Whore....for your next big Rip Of or Party call the professional.....undisputed leader in the business of "Screwing People" any way you want to.....

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