The vandal who went to town on Donald Trump's star has more than enough money to defend himself in court ... he has a massive Dr. Seuss art collection and, get this, his great great granddad created the Otis Elevator Company!
James Otis just got out of jail after being arrested for felony vandalism, and he has quite the pedigree. In addition to the lift, James' great grandfather invented Listerine, and James himself boasts the biggest Dr. Seuss art collection in the country.
So ... he might write:
I do not like Trump here or there
I do not like Trump with his hair
I do not like Trump and his wall
I do not like Trump at all
I do not like Trump with Billy Bush
But I do think Trump likes a big fat tush
I do not like Trump in a car
But I do like smashing Trump's Hollywood star