Snooki is calling radishes on a report that she's pregnant -- claiming not only is she NOT pregnant, she's insulted by the insinuation she's fat.
The "Jersey Shore" star left Sirius XM studios in New York moments ago -- where she appeared on the Opie & Anthony radio show -- and a photog flat-out asked if the pregnancy rumor was true ... Snooki firmly replied, "NO!"
Worse, Snooki's livid at rumors she's gained weight, claiming, "Why are people calling me fat? That's so rude!" Snooki said she does wanna get pregnant one day though ... when she gets married.
As for the Opie & Anthony interview (below) -- Snooki said the media outlet that reported the story is just like one of the bullies who terrorized her in high school ... and she has a message for the offender ... "I hate you."
Check out the vid for Snooki's Super Bowl favorite. You won't believe it.
If you were surprised to hear Kristin Cavallari was pregnant with Jay Cutler's baby, you're not the only one -- the couple themselves were shocked by the news ... TMZ has learned.
Jay and Kristin announced yesterday they were with child -- following a crazy few months where they broke off their engagement, only to announce it was back on.
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, K&Jay had discussed the possibility of kids -- but planned to start cranking 'em out in a few years ... not any time soon.
But shocking as it was, we're told they're thrilled with the news ... renewing their commitment more than ever to making their relationship work.
Just one day after announcing her pregnancy, a freshly knocked up Kristin Cavallari ventured out in the L.A. rain this morning -- grinning with pride over the embryonic cells rapidly splitting in her uterus.
25-year-old Kristin and her 28-year-old baby daddy Jay Cutler broke off their engagement in July -- but rekindled things shortly after in November ... with a vengeance, apparently.
Just a bump in the road -- even if it's not showing yet.
Beyonce finally popped, giving birth to a baby girl named Blue Ivy Carter in New York City on Saturday
Proud dad Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, was at the hospital where Beyonce reportedly birthed Ivy by c-section -- and shortly after her arrival ... J & B's famous friends started sending out birth announcements on the Internet.
Rihanna tweeted, "Welcome to the world princess Carter! Love Aunty Rih"
Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons also took to Twitter, saying ... "congrats to my good friends Beyonce and Jay-Z."
Beyonce famously announced her pregnancy on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards back in August.
While initial reports had the baby name as Ivy Blue, now word is the name is actually Blue Ivy.
Just because she's very very pregnant with a bulging baby bump doesn't mean Jessica Simpson can't show off her muscular mom legs in sky high stiletto heels.
The 31-year-old mother-to-be flashed her growing belly and long stems in a printed mini-dress and a ridiculously tall pair of black stripper pumps while leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills on Thursday. Jess has killer maternal fashion instincts.
The singer/actress/style maven and her NFL fiancé Eric Johnson are expecting their first little rug rat sometime in the spring.
In case the picture didn't give it away ... Rachel Uchitel IS HAVING A BABY GIRL ... TMZ has learned.
Sources connected to the former Tiger Woods mistress tell us ... Uchitel and her husband Matt Hahn are very excited about the female bundle of joy ... and they're already stocking up on gifts for the little she-fetus.
As we previously reported, Uchitel is 5 months into the pregnancy ... and is expected to give birth at the end of April.
They will surely have interesting talks when the little girl is old enough to start dating boys ...
Rachel Uchitel ain't planning to be a full-time breast-feeder when her baby is born -- TMZ has learned, she's asking friends to buy her a $300 nipple pump instead ... on top of several other extremely expensive baby goodies.
Rachel -- who announced her pregnancy last night on Twitter -- posted a baby registry online recently, asking for a laundry list of newborn crap .... including the nipple pumps, a $500 high chair, a $300 car seat, TWO strollers ... one for $400, and one for $1000, and $300 cashmere bedding.
This kid's making out like a bandit -- like mother, like child.
There's something growing inside of Rachel Uchitel ... and this time, it's not the guilt from sleeping with a married golfer.
Uchitel -- former Tiger Woods mistress numero uno -- has announced that she's preggo ... and by the looks of the photo, she's pretty convinced the baby belongs to her husband Matt Hahn.
TMZ broke the story ... Rachel and Matt secretly tied the knot back in October. The two have been living together in San Francisco ever since.
Uchitel tweeted the photos last night -- and wrote, "Expecting big things for 2012... Five down, Four months to go." By our math, the baby is due sometime around the end of April.
... in case you forgot. 
If you were surprised to hear Kristin Cavallari was pregnant with Jay Cutler's baby, you're not the only one -- the couple themselves were shocked by the news ... TMZ has learned.
Just because she's very very pregnant with a bulging baby bump doesn't mean Jessica Simpson can't show off her muscular mom legs in sky high stiletto heels.
There's something growing inside of Rachel Uchitel ... and this time, it's not the guilt from sleeping with a married golfer. 
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