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Lindsay Lohan -- Rehabbing ... Her Image

She's as see through as a screen door. This is all a play to try to lessen her upcoming judgment.

Dave 611 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- In Custody, No Bail

So much for your Jewelry prediction. Dumb

Dave 613 days ago
Heidi Pulls 'Kill Switch' on Sex Tape Negotiations

There was NO TAPE!!! Hirsch called their bluff and asked for 30 seconds of proof before doing ANY…

Dave 637 days ago
Joe Jackson: I Get No Respect

Fantastic! I didn't know you could file court papers claiming "nobody likes me".

Dave 652 days ago
Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot -- The Smirk

Quit saying that. Quit saying she'll get out in 23 days. You do NOT KNOW THIS!

Dave 679 days ago
Michael Lohan Has Landed -- Ready for Court

Why doesn't she simply file a Fncking restraining order? Problem solved.

Dave 680 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- No Daily Shower in Jail

That's twice as often as she showers now.

Dave 680 days ago
'Jersey Shore' Crew -- Ready and Waiting ...

But where will I get my horribly inaccurate guido stereotypes from now?

Dave 680 days ago
Paris Hilton -- My Private Jet is Better Than Yours ...

God what a privileged and entitled cnut.

Dave 684 days ago
Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself In

Hang on a second. She's been maintaining this WHOLE time that she doesn't have a problem. Well,…

Dave 685 days ago