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Jessica Simpson POPS -- Delivers Baby Girl Maxwell Drew Johnson

I'm sure Grandpa Joe is off selling the first pictures of his Granddaughter. Jack Benny used to…

JON 27 days ago
Emily Post Family -- Bitch Fight Over Kardashian Wedding Gifts

They will sell the gifts at the Dash shops under the name of "Kardashian Krap Kollect".

JON 208 days ago
'Dancing w/ the Stars' -- Sorry for All the D-Listers

Just rename the show what it really is, Dancing With the Has-Beens and Want-a-Be's.

JON 309 days ago
Mike Lohan -- Off the Hook In Domestic Violence Case

Does any one know what this jerk does for a living besides living off the celebrity status of his…

JON 327 days ago
Elisabetta -- Post Breakup Retail Therapy

Does anyone know the severance package that George offers his bimbos?

JON 341 days ago
Hilary Duff -- DROPPED From Bonnie & Clyde Movie

The producers should have worked a package deal with her uglier sister playing Clyde. They probably…

JON 389 days ago
Kim Kardashian Releases FIRST SINGLE

These tracks, Britney, Kim, all sound the same produced from the same auto-tuned machine.

JON 453 days ago
The Lohans -- Reunited and It Feels So Weird!

Lindsey is the meal ticket for these two worthless parents, so of course they all have to "get…

JON 564 days ago
'American Idol' Interested in Jessica Simpson

Her Uncle Homer would be a better choice.

JON 670 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- Chaperoned for her Deposition

Dina is taking an interest because her meal ticket is in trouble.

JON 756 days ago

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Jessica Simpson POPS -- Delivers Baby Girl Maxwell Drew Johnson

Emily Post Family -- Bitch Fight Over Kardashian Wedding Gifts

'Dancing w/ the Stars' -- Sorry for All the D-Listers

Mike Lohan -- Off the Hook In Domestic Violence Case

Elisabetta -- Post Breakup Retail Therapy

Hilary Duff -- DROPPED From Bonnie & Clyde Movie

Kim Kardashian Releases FIRST SINGLE

The Lohans -- Reunited and It Feels So Weird!

'American Idol' Interested in Jessica Simpson

Lindsay Lohan -- Chaperoned for her Deposition

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