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Brittany Murphy's Mom -- Shared Bed with Monjack

W. T. F.

lizzimmer 1005 days ago
Method Man -- Some Juggalo Busted My Eye Open

Juggalos are such a waste. Imagine if Parrotheads acted like that at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

lizzimmer 1006 days ago
Rachel Uchitel Checks Out of 'Rehab' and Into Rehab

They have rehab to get you off of married men? In a literal and figurative sense.

lizzimmer 1016 days ago
John Legend -- My Grammy's Been in an Accident ...

I have 2 kids, and they break stuff even when they are on their best behavior. And they are so…

lizzimmer 1019 days ago
Lindsay's New Lawyer: She's Going to Jail

If only he'd said to OJ "I'll be your lawyer, but only if you do the right thing."

lizzimmer 1038 days ago
Lindsay's Prescription Drug -- Stronger than Morphine

I was given dilaudid for a perforated bowel about a year ago. The nurse hadn't even finished…

lizzimmer 1047 days ago
Tori Spelling's Husband in ICU after Dirt Bike Crash

Geez, twice in one year? I don't think he's very good at this. Maybe time for a new hobby. Like…

lizzimmer 1053 days ago
Katherine Jackson: My Way Or the Highway

Hey Katherine! I'll GLADLY come live in your condo with my kids! I'll even say THANK YOU!

lizzimmer 1067 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- It's Everyone's Fault But Mine

I like the idea of France keeping her! Toss her in the Bastille with the Man in the Iron Mask!

lizzimmer 1095 days ago