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Lane Garrison -- Prison Was My 'Worst Nightmare'

All about him, huh? My worst nightmare would be having a loved one killed by a POS drunk…

mat 774 days ago
Glenn Beck's Daily TV Show -- The End Is Near

I give Glenn a lot of credit for trying to enlighten and educate the viewing public about many…

mat 774 days ago
Amanda Bynes: My Puppy Dog Is DEAD

9. The dog is not in heaven..dogs don't have souls..they just die!!!…

mat 774 days ago
Queen Elizabeth's Panties in a Twist

I fly a lot, but have never de-planed without my panties. Could we please have the rest of the…

mat 776 days ago
Michael Lohan, Kate Major Blowout -- The 911 Call

How many times can he be charged with misdemeanor assault and walk away from it? What constitutes…

mat 780 days ago
Elizabeth Taylor -- The $11,000 Casket

Having made funeral arrangements for an elderly relative recently, $11,000 is not an outrageous…

mat 786 days ago
Chyna to Snooki -- I Got Your FIST Pump Right Here

Shouldn't Snooki be in the Midget Wrestling division?

mat 792 days ago
'National Anthem' Leprechaun Fires Back at Dodgers

Someone in Congress should sponser a bill changing the national anthem to Row Row Row Your Boat.…

mat 792 days ago
Introducing Fur-rell Williams

Don't know who he is. but he's wearing my grandmother's coat. The one that smells like mothballs.

mat 793 days ago
Kacey Jordan -- I Wasn't Trying to Kill Myself!

Suicide or whatever, please make her go away. She has stretched her 15 minutes as far as they can…

mat 793 days ago