Josh Duhamel says Fergie is free to hookup with any guy she wants in a music video -- which is much more than we can say for Shakira's husband.
But since Shakira's backup plan was Rihanna ... the no-dudes zone is working out just fine for her.
Basketball Wife to New Parents:
Kill Your Cats
3/12/2014 9:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miley Cyrus Sued
Her Tongue Nearly Killed Me
3/12/2014 5:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miley Cyrus' tongue has finally pissed off the wrong person -- and now he's filed a lawsuit.
Charles Nicholas Sarris filed his lawsuit against ShowFx Inc. -- an L.A. equipment supply company that was hired to make the giant novelty tongue slide for Miley's new Bangerz tour.
Sarris says he was hired to assist in the slide construction, and last month, he was badly injured on the job -- after the equipment and tools provided to him failed, causing him to fall and hurt himself bad.
Sarris claims ShowFx failed to warn him about the potential dangers involved. He wants unspecified damages.
You Have 'Stupid' On Your Forehead ... Stupid
3/12/2014 3:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Judge Judy has filed her first lawsuit EVER -- seriously -- against a guy who is shamelessly using her image to chase personal injury clients.
The TV jurist is outraged John Haymond -- a P.I. lawyer in Hartford, CT. -- used clips from "Judge Judy" along with clips of him and his daughters to drum up business.
Judy is especially pissed because she says she's never endorsed a product or the services of anyone ... to maintain her independent reputation.
She says, "Without seeking my authorization or consent, Mr. Haymond has taken that choice away from me for his own personal gain. I cannot tolerate that, and intend to hold Mr. Haymond financially responsible for his actions."
Judy scolds the barrister, saying, "Mr. Haymond is a lawyer and should know better."
We looked for the ads and, just like the litigants who appear on her show, it appears Judy scared the crap out of Haymond because they are nowhere to be found.
Herhonner is suing for more than $75K in damages ... or in Judy's world, lunch money.
Shaking Off the Rust After MJ's Death ...
I'm a Kid Doc Now
3/12/2014 3:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'When Harry Met Sally' Deli
Sues To Stop Knock-Off Orgasms
3/12/2014 2:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The NYC Deli where Meg Ryan faked an orgasm is coming after an impostor in court ... claiming it's the only deli that can trade on phantom gratification.
Katz's Deli -- one of the most famous in New York -- claims Katz & Dogz -- a food truck that touts its Reuben Orgasm -- is jacking its act by creating an orgasmic theme.
Katz claims in its lawsuit ... it's become an icon of NYC as a result of "When Harry Met Sally." In fact, the lawsuit touts that customers line up to sit at the Sally table to fake their own ... which probably makes lunch really annoying.
They even make groaners in laying claim to the franchise. There's a placard on the table that says, "Where Harry met Sally ... Hope you have what she had!"
So Katz is indignant that a cheap, 4-wheeled imitation is trading on its name and rich history.
Katz wants the food truck permanently garaged. They also want all the money from those delicious -- though undoubtedly greasy -- Reuben Orgasms.
Rihanna and Drake
Circumstantial Banging Proof
3/12/2014 12:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rihanna and Drake are doing it! And by doing it we mean this is the first video of them holding hands.
Drake had performed earlier Tuesday night and had an after-party at Club Entourage in Manchester England, when a photog got the first real romantic shot of the duo.
They went to a bowling alley after and stayed til 4 AM. We're told they rented out the entire joint.
Holding hands and going bowling. Ah to be back in high school.
Nice Bust ...
For Drug Possession
3/12/2014 12:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Simona Fusco -- who played Ulsa, the hot cheerleader in "Beerfest" ... went from victim to alleged criminal in a matter of moments ... ARRESTED for a suspicious white powder in her purse.
Fusco was at Mastro's restaurant in Bev Hills just after midnight Saturday when 2 men started fighting for her attention. It got so rowdy, cops were called. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... when they arrived, they tried to speak with her when she shoved one of the cops.
The shove changed everything. Police placed her under arrest and did the obligatory search. When they went inside her purse they say they found a mysterious white powder and that's all she wrote.
Fusco -- who also appeared in "Bottoms Up" and as hot girl in "Entourage" -- was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. If the substance turns out to be an illegal drug, the stakes will probably go up -- to possession of (fill in the blank).
We reached out to Fusco's reps ... so far, no comment.
Johnny Carson's Penis ...
I TOUCHED IT
3/12/2014 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Unlike the rest of the universe, Joan Rivers isn't all that curious about seeing how big Johnny Carson's penis really is in that sex tape -- because she says ... she's already seen it up close and personal.
Joan -- who guest hosted on Carson's "Tonight Show" for years -- said she and Carson had a "one night bounce" back in the day ... and he was hung like a horse.
Still, Joan says she REALLY wants to see the sex tape for another reason -- check the clip.
George Lopez Is an Amateur
This Is How You Pass Out!!!
3/12/2014 11:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
George Lopez is sorely mistaken if he thinks he can out-party the party king -- Charlie Sheen sent him a clear message on the set of "Anger Management" Tuesday ... no one passes out like the Warlock.
The clip's pretty funny -- Charlie and George shot it together ... mocking George's recent arrest at a casino for public drunkenness.
George paid Charlie a visit after scoring a major deal at FX for his new show "Saint George," the same exact deal Charlie got for "Anger Management" -- a guaranteed 10 episodes with a promise of 90 more if the ratings are good. It's a small gamble for a HUGE payoff.
'Snakes in a Cab' Prankster
Taxi Commission Can Take My License
I'm Bigger Than a Cabbie Now
3/12/2014 10:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A NYC cabbie who pranked passengers with a live snake -- and posted their reactions to YouTube -- doesn't give two craps if the Taxi and Limousine Commission yanks his license ... he tells TMZ, he's on to much bigger things now.
Check out Jimmy Failla's video above -- it's pretty funny -- but New York City's TLC isn't laughing ... calling the prank "monumentally poor judgement on the driver's part." A rep says the commission is now actively reviewing Jimmy's TLC license. It's up for renewal next week.
But Jimmy tells us, if TLC wants to take his license away ... they can have it.
He says he shot the YouTube video to promote his new book ... and he's also making a living as a stand-up comedian -- so he doesn't need to drive cabs anymore. He never really liked doing it anyway.
Fun fact: Jimmy says he HATES snakes.
3/12/2014 9:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Little People, Big World" couple Matt and Amy Roloff can't stand living together anymore -- they've just announced they're separating after 26 years of marriage.
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, Matt and Amy have been living separately since the holidays -- Amy currently resides in the family's main house in Oregon ... Matt lives in the guest house.
We're told neither Amy nor Matt is currently pursuing other relationships -- they're just testing the waters living alone ... for now anyway. So far, divorce isn't on the table.
Matt has had a history of drinking problems -- such as his 2007 DUI -- but we're told alcohol was NOT an issue in the split.
The Roloffs -- who have 4 children -- released a statement, saying, "Though we have weathered many storms together, we recently made the tough decision to engage in a trial separation."
Sued Over 'Girls Gone Loco' 'Scam'
3/12/2014 8:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
10:16 AM PDT -- Lohan just told TMZ, "It's a lie." He says Spanish GGW was a real business venture and Reitano even met with Joe Francis. Michael also says there were no naked women involved. Has he seen the videos?
Michael Lohan used naked girls as bait to entice an investor to cough up thousands of dollars ... according to a guy who's suing Lohan for more than $1 million claiming he was had.
Richard Reitano says Lohan came to him in 2009 with a plan to dub over Girls Gone Wild videos in Espanol ... and then asked him to invest $100K.
According to the lawsuit, Lohan claimed GGW creator Joe Francis had given him the rights to the videos ... but he needed cash to get the ball rolling so Reitano loaned him $25K,
But Reitano claims it was all a scam because no videos were ever produced.
Reitano claims Lohan NEVER had the rights to the videos ... so he's suing to get his $25K back with interest ... plus another MILLION dollars to teach Lindsay's dad a lesson.