The bicycle that Pee-Wee Herman refused to sell for even a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars ... is up for sale ... but for a whole lot less.
One of the bikes used to film the 1985 flick "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" is being auctioned on eBay ... and the owner tells us he has a letter of authenticity from the studio to prove it's the real deal.
Just one problem: some assembly is required.
The seller says the bike is in pieces but he says all the parts are there -- including the bicycle bell and the handlebar streamers. He says he'll also throw in an autographed photo of Paul Reubens.
The owner tells us he bought the cruiser in 2010 for $10K ... he's hoping to get at least $15K for it from the auction. Current bid is $8K.
Penis is a Moving Target
Hard to Blur
3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.
Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet. The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.
But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees. But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.
We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday.
The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.
Famed Wrestler Buff Bagwell
I'm A Successful Gigolo Now!
3/5/2014 5:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Legendary wrestler Buff Bagwell is still trading on his lady's man image ... now, as a gigolo.
Bagwell -- who was a force in World Championship Wrestling between 1991 and 2001 -- has joined Cowboys4Angels ... a premium gigolo service targeting lonely and very possibly horny women.
Bagwell has appeared on the Showtime hit, "Gigolos," but he's not just doing it for the camera.
As for Cowboys4Angels ... it provides "escorts" who offer companionship -- reading between the lines is highly permissible.
The company charges a pretty penny for Bagwell's services -- $800 for 2 hours, $1550 for 4 hours and $3000 for an overnight "visit." Weekends are steep -- $8K. And a full week with Bagwell -- $25K.
The owner of the service -- Garren James -- tells TMZ, Bagwell is already the second most popular escort on the website ... behind Nick Hawk.
Bagwell is married, but apparently unlike Robin Thicke, it's a true open relationship.
Naked & Not Afraid
3/5/2014 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'
Not-Really-Jenner House For Sale ... $6 MILLION
3/5/2014 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The Kardashians might have to pretend they live in a different L.A. mansion -- very soon -- TMZ has learned, the one they currently use for exterior shots on their reality show is for sale ... listed at $6.25 million ... and whoever buys it has the right to pull the plug on the show.
Sorry to burst your bubble -- but the outside view of the "Jenner House" from KUWTK isn't the house the family actually lives in -- we're told Kris and co. didn't want to show the outside of their real house (located 20 miles away) for security reasons.
It's a pretty common trick in Hollywood -- except it's usually used for TV shows that shoot in studios or on sound stages. Not really in "reality."
On KUWTK, the Jenner House interior is sleek and modern -- but the interior of this 7-bedroom home is way more 19th century Italy. Check the photos.
KUWTK isn't the only show to use this house either -- it's also appeared on "NCIS: Los Angeles," "Chuck," "True Blood," and "Entourage."
Family Party Turns Into Raging Warfare
3/5/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Whitney Houston's son-in-law got his ass beaten by one of Whitney's nephews at a formal family gathering ... and it's all because of a long-simmering family feud ... TMZ has learned.
We're told Whitney's nephew, Gary Michael Houston, went nuclear on Bobbi Kristina's husband, Nick Gordon … allegedly SLAMMING him to the floor and pummeling his face -- accusing him of talking crap about the family.
Family sources tell us ... it all went down at a Sweet 16 party for Whitney's niece, Rayah. We're told it was a formal affair -- everyone in tuxes and long gowns -- but Nick showed up in a hoodie and knit cap and "lookin' like a thug."
Gary felt Gordon had insulted the family one too many times ... as soon as the party was over, he delivered the beat down. We're told it was a lopsided fight -- Nick didn't even get in a single punch.
The two are now sluggin' it out on Twitter. Gordon posted, "F*** all of em they've tried to fight me (Gary H) jealous ass n***a."
In response, Gary tweeted, "He still kind a sore from that last trip I sent him on smh .... I tried to tell him to buckle up lol."
Jacked for $50,000
Possible Link to Khloe Heist
3/5/2014 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Khloe wasn't the only theft victim in the Kardashian family -- TMZ has learned, $50,000 in CASH was stolen from Kourtney's house last month ... and cops believe the two heists are related.
Sources tell TMZ, the money was stolen from inside Kourtney's Calabasas home -- following an appearance gig that paid in cash -- hmmmm -- and Kourtney believes it was an inside job.
We're told Kourtney left the money in a safe place in the house for a couple days -- and when she finally went to deposit the loot ... it was gone.
As we reported ... Khloe recently discovered $250,000 worth of jewelry missing from her Tarzana home.
Given the timing and the fact that Kourtney and Khloe work with so many of the same people, we're told police believe the two thefts are connected.
Cops plan to question people who had access to Kourtney's house around the time of the theft -- and they'll give special attention to people who ALSO had access to Khloe's house.
These chicks need to buy a safe.
'Story of a Girl'
Band Hits Up Nashville
14 Years Later
3/5/2014 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's almost like they ended up on a milk carton ... 14 years after "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" became a massive hit, Nine Days hit up Nashville ... and they sound pretty good.
The group was a one hit wonder ... striking gold in April, 2000. No one has heard from them since ... except we're guessing immediate family.
The band grudgingly played "Story of a Girl" ... as they put it, to get it out of the way so they could do country.
Hey, if Riff Raff can cross over ...
Percy Talbott in
"THE SPITFIRE GRILL"
3/5/2014 12:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Alison Elliott is best known for playing the convict turned caregiver Percy Talbott -- opposite Ellen Burstyn -- in the 1996 feel-good film "The Spitfire Grill." Guess what she looks like now!
Aint' No Fun
If the Hoochies Can't Have None
3/5/2014 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber in Revealing
Miami PD Photo Shoot
3/4/2014 9:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
I'm Poor Now
So Lower My Child Support
3/4/2014 5:06 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mathew Knowles -- who once made millions of dollars a year as Beyonce's manager -- just got his child support slashed because his income has plummeted in radical fashion.
Knowles asked a judge to reduce the $12,000 monthly child support he pays to baby mama Alexsandra Wright, with whom he has a 3-year-old son.
Knowles -- who made $3 million a year before his daughter fired his ass in 2011 -- now says he pulled in a relative paltry $127K in 2013.
And, Knowles says, even though his income has been slashed, his expenses remain sky high -- $51,000 a month. To make up the shortfall, he's liquidating his assets.
The family court judge apparently validated his financial plight, and reduced his child support to $2,485 a month.
Not great news for Alexsandra, who's been getting $300 a month in food stamps.
'Frozen' Oscar Winner
My Statue is
3/4/2014 5:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Robert Lopez struck a pose that said ... "SUCK IT" ... right after his Oscar win put him in an exclusive club with the likes of Mel Brooks and Whoopi Goldberg.
Gotta love the bravado ... Lopez flashed his big swinging statuette to reporters and photogs backstage shortly after he and his wife won the Oscar for Original Song for "Let It Go" from "Frozen."
Robert's got reason to brag ... he's now one of 12 people to ever earn the elusive EGOT -- winning an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony -- and he did it in 10 years ... way faster than anyone else.
Give that guy a hand. Maybe two.