Baby Watch

The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.

While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?

Michael wasn't too happy to talk about his possible bastard daughter from an affair back in 1995 -- when he was still married to Dina -- but it's definitely time to get outta L.A. and get a freakin' paternity test already.

While Gwen rested her lovely pregnant bones, Gavin fingered the paps in a London park on Thursday.

Does he hold lil' Kingston with that hand?

Less than three weeks after her latest spawn was born, Tori and husbore Dean McDermott went out shopping for Ducati motorcycles on Thursday. Baby's first accident waiting to happen!

At this rate, it won't be long before little Stella Doreen is up ... and running with scissors!

TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.

As far as Casey's living arrangements, we're told he goes back and forth between staying with Jamie Lynn and little Maddie Briann, and his folks' home. An adult mother's work is never done.

The two-year-old tyke threw a fit while out with his mom and siblings in NYC on Tuesday. If you think he's angry now, just wait until his pop teaches him how to drive!

We're just sayin'!

Before birthing her baby, Ms. Spears and her babydaddy test drove a shiny new pick-up truck at a dealership in McComb, Mississippi. Hopefully, unlike her big sis, Jamie Lynn will get her kid a car seat.

It's a good day when Brit Brit goes to the hospital without the need of a gurney or a 5150 hold.

On this trip, La Lopez and Marc Anthony actually went Dutch.

After enjoying the afternoon together, T+G returned lil' John Edward to a nanny. Gisele just can't keep her hands off the men in Bridget Moynahan's life!

Twins Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace are looking great and fully recovered from a disastrous medical mix-up last November.

Candy Spelling isn't gonna just sit there with her zillion dollars in Bev Hills. She's just hit the jackpot -- again.

As TMZ Vegas spies tell us over the weekend, Candy Dandy was playing the high limit slots (up to $1,000 a pull) at the Bellagio Hotel when she cleaned the clock of a one-armed bandit to the tune of $180,000. To put this in perspective, $180 grand to her is like $8 bucks in our world.

So you think lightning only strikes once? Exactly one year ago in Vegas, Candy -- whose fortune is estimated at $600 mil -- won $200,000 at -- yes, the Bellagio. And yes, on the slots. She was actually up $350,000 at one point but couldn't walk away.

But wait, there's more. Days after her 2007 jackpot, she held a charity raffle and won a car.