Nick's Pregnant Pause -- Babies to Come "Soon"
One baby with Mariah Carey would be his meal ticket for life -- but Nick Cannon says it'll be at least a "couple years" 'til she lets him knock her up.
FYI -- Mimi's pushing 40.
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Kelly Clarkson Singing for Two?
After Kelly Clarkson performed on "American Idol" last night, our mailbox was flooded with peeps saying she looked pregnant.
Either way, she rocked her performance.
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Molly Ringwald: Pretty in Pregnancy
Former '80s teen movie queen, Molly Ringwald has traded "The Breakfast Club" for the morning sickness club.
The 41-year-old is pregnant with twins and due in August.
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Octobabies vs. YOUR Babies
Octomom has 37 kids ... blah, blah blah. What about your kid? They may not get on "Dr. Phil," but if your kid has a real TMZ attitude, he or she could win $250. Our staff will pick a winner on Monday.
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OctoMom -- It Was a Very Goodyear
The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly. Ouch!
This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. Pass the Jessica Simpson mom jeans.
Octopussy may not have to pimp out her wombmates for dollars on her website anymore, as this "Alien" photo has just landed her a new gig ... the poster mom for anti in vitro fertilization.
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Bobby Brown's New Edition Is in Her Belly
We don't know who gave him permission, but Bobby Brown has somehow been allowed to procreate again -- as evidence here by his glowing, knocked-up girlfriend Alicia Etheridge.
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The Two Biggest Things to Ever Fit Inside Jenna
Glowing like only an expectant mother could, Jenna Jameson re-emerged over the weekend at an MMA event in Anaheim.
She is expecting twins in April. They should have no trouble popping out.
Second Time's a Charm?
Anne Heche has reached the Jiffy Pop stage in her second pregnancy. She's been fighting Coley Laffoon almost since Homer's birth.
Hopefully the second time around -- this one with James Tupper -- will be easier on everyone.
She's at Sundance.
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Foxy Brown I'll Put You On Ice, Sucka!
She's the most well known '70s blaxploitation actress ever -- and had a career resurgence after doing Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown" -- but yesterday at LAX, Pam Grier still got the dreaded Q.... Who are you?
Garner at Hospital -- Ready to Burst?
While you're poppin' champagne, Jen Garner might be poppin' out that kid -- she and hubby Ben Affleck were spotted just moments ago going into Cedars-Sinai!
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Sarah Palin Wears Granny Panties...
... because she's officially a grandmother now!
Sarah's unwed teenage daughter Bristol finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy named -- wait for it -- Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston!
Congrats Levi...
Pete and Ashlee Give Away the Bronx
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Apparently unable to hock their baby pics to the highest or even lowest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz posted pics of their bundle of joy online for free.
Wentz had blogged earlier this month they were offered "mounds and mounds of money" for the pics, but declined.
Bike Shorts Can't Squelch Lance's Swimmers
Apparently the correlation between too much bike riding and male infertility is a bunch of hokum.
Or so Lance Armstrong has proven, as he's going to be a father for the fourth time, this time with GF Anna Hansen. According to PerezHilton.com, Hansen and LanceStrong "have been quietly dating since July. They met through Lance's charity work." Lance already has a son and two daughters.
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Jen Garner: 13 Going on 30 Months!
With her unborn child protruding out of her belly, Jennifer Garner still managed to walk the streets of Santa Monica on Wednesday. Pregnant women should get medals!
The 36-year-old "Juno" star is due any minute now.
"Get me outta here, mommy!"
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Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics
Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
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La Toya Jackson Still Can't Hold Water
Since no one can get a straight answer out of Janet Jackson about her pregnancy rumors -- the ever media ready La Toya Jackson will have to do.
The black sheep of the Jackson clan spilled on her latest conversation with her sister Janet, and if she's really preggers.