Queen Latifah 'Memba When?!

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Before the Oscar nom, hits albums, endorsement deals and armies of hair and makeup stylists, Queen Latifah aka Dana Owens, was just another Jersey girl with a dream. Guess what she used to look like!

Larry from 'Three's Company' 'Memba Him?!

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In the '70s, Richard Kline played Larry, the sleazy neighbor of Jack, Janet and Chrissy on "Three's Company." Guess what he looks like now!

Courtney Love: She Bangs

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The ghost of Britney's future!

Rock wreck Courtney Love showed up to the appropriately titled Hysteric Glamour party in West Hollywood on Thursday, after having her 15-year-old daughter Frances Bean cut her bangs with a butter knife. Extensions by My Little Pony!

Apparently, the rehabbed widow Cobain no longer does lines -- on her forehead!

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Tracey Gold 'Memba Her?!

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In the '80s, Tracey Gold played honors student Carol Seaver on "Growing Pains." Guess what she looks like now!

Amy Winehouse's "Working Girl" Weave

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Although snapped while walking the streets of London on Wednesday, Amy Winehouse's blonde rat's nest, Aqua Net hairdo looks like it just stepped off a morning rush hour Staten Island Ferry in 1988! Let the river run!

While she may not be joining the Morgan Stanley secretarial pool anytime soon, we do wish she'd trade those dilapidated ballet flats for a pair of Yuppie commuter Reeboks!

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Erykah Badu Weaves Through Traffic

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R&B diva Erykah Bad 'do emerged in NYC on Tuesday, putting a twist on the standard Mary-Kate impersonation by adding a scary, frizzazzled wig to the prerequisite oversized shades, gargantuan handbag and power drink Olsen look.

Just to be safe, Badu -- who was born Erica Abi Wright -- carried along the furry carcass of a dead Ewok as a backup wig. You better call Tyrone ... to come fix your s**t!

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Maxwell Caulfield 'Memba Him?!

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In the '80s, Maxwell Caulfield played hunks in movies like "Grease 2" and TV shows like "The Colbys." Guess what he looks like now!

Digital Underground 'Memba Them?!

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In the early '90s, Shock G and Digital Underground had everyone doing "The Humpty Dance." Guess what he looks like now!

Janice -- My S**t Don't Stink!

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When you're a 74-year-old supermodel, it really helps to have kept yourself limber -- by frequently getting your legs in the air. Behold Jurassic Dickinson, who is able to contort herself into this terrifying form to pull on her pants without requiring the assistance of home health care workers.

Fellow seniors in Miami marveled at her flexibility, until they realized she had fallen asleep in this position. Or died.

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Stefanie Powers from 'Hart to Hart' 'Memba Her?!

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In the early '80s, Stefanie Powers played Jennifer Hart -- one half of the wealthy married crime-solving couple on "Hart to Hart." Guess what she looks like now!

Jenna Jameson Quits the "Business" -- and Eating

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Porn legend Jenna Jameson shocked the adult entertainment industry (if that's even possible) over the weekend at the AVN Awards, by announcing that she is leaving the business that has made her who she is. Get the f**k out!

Jameson also showed up for the ceremonies looking like a porno ghost of her former X-rated self. Although Jenna has taken a media lashing for her weight loss, it doesn't appear to have made any difference.

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Ryan Seacrest Gets a Little Chub

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The busiest man in Hollywood was caught going stag to Katsuya in Los Angeles on Friday, but from the look of it, he might be eating for two!

The usually slim and trim TV chatterbox was looking a bit bustier too! Seacrest has recently been talking about going on a diet and -- well, it's Monday!

"Idol" starts this week -- gotta be camera ready!

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Amy Winehouse Unravels ... Her Weave

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Wreck-n-roll star Amy Winehouse arrived for brunch at Kelly Osbourne's London home with her do-rag in hand, trademark Cleopatra eye shmear and wearing her Sunday worst. That poor woman.

Time will tell if blondes do, in fact, have more breakdowns!

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Judd Nelson 'Memba Him?!

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In the '80s, Judd Nelson made a career of playing pompous jerks in Brat Pack classics like "The Breakfast Club" and "St. Elmo's Fire." Guess what he looks like now!

The Natural Beauty of Janice Dickinson

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Go ahead, take it all in ...

If it looks like a duck ...

Sheen's Shine

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Even boys like a little pampering now and then. And that's just what Charlie Sheen was caught doing yesterday at an L.A. tanning salon.

Sheen stepped into the salon for a 15-minute winter spray-on touch-up. Next stop, women's lingerie. No really, his next stop was a female unmentionables store. We're assuming he's just picking up a gift for his fiancee.

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