A Moment of Silence For Robert Pattinson

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Just when we were starting to think the crazy obsessed "Twilight" fans had copies of Robert Pattinson's daily planner, dude somehow managed to leave Orso last night without any swarm or a single high-pitched scream.

When Celebs Wig Out

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The hardest thing to find in Hollywood ain't a virgin ... it's a good wig. Unbeweaveable!

Who Wants to Be A Pink Tank Top?!

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You can get your cardio in just by looking at Ryan Gosling working out.

Actress Karen Black 'Memba Her?!

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In the '60s and '70s, Karen Black became famous playing women on the edge in films like "Easy Rider," "Five Easy Pieces," "The Day of the Locust" -- and for flying the plane in the 1974 disaster pic "Airport 1975." Guess what she looks like now!

Amy Winehouse: Some Assembly Required

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Will whoever is in charge of Amy Winehouse please uncross her eyes and put on her diseased octopus weave properly?!

The temporarily reanimated 25-year-old was propped up and escorted out of a Camden pub on Monday night, with her tentacle locks looking more wrecked than she was.

Luckily for Aims, her hair was not given a breathalyzer test.

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Scent of a Transgendered Woman

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You don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!

NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle.

A gal's gotta pay for her hormones!

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Singer Roberta Flack 'Memba Her?!

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In the '70s, Roberta Flack became famous for hits like "Killing Me Softly with His Song," "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," and "Where Is the Love?" Guess what she looks like now!

Silver Fox Hunt

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Throw out the hair dye -- gray never looked so good.

The Blind Melon Girl 'Memba Her?!

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Heather DeLoach gained fame at 9-years-old from her role as the "bee girl" in Blind Melon's video for "No Rain" in 1992. Guess what she looks like now?

That Stewardess in 'Airplane!' 'Memba Her?!

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Lorna Patterson became a little bit famous for portraying the guitar-playing blonde stewardess in the 1980 film "Airplane!" and the short-lived TV adaptation of "Private Benjamin." Guess what she looks like now!

Miley Cyrus Disgraced Beauty Queen?

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Here's "Hannah Montana" sensation Miley Cyrus (left) -- and former Miss America and "Ugly Betty" star Vanessa Williams (right).

One of them is a 45-year-old African-American woman.

We're just sayin'.

Laurie Partridge: 'Memba Her?!

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Susan Dey is best known for playing Laurie Partridge on the '70s TV series "The Partridge Family" and Grace Van Owen on the '80s series "L.A. Law." Guess what she looks like now!

Laurie Partridge: 'Memba Her?!

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Susan Dey is best known for playing Laurie Partridge on the '70s TV series "The Partridge Family" and Grace Van Owen on the '80s series "L.A. Law." Guess what she looks like now!

Hail Mary!

They may not be blessed virgins, but some Hollywood stars are taking fashion cues from Mary. Lord have mercy!

Sleepy Celeb Eyes

Some sites love them those posed pictures with tons of makeup. We like our stars best when the just roll out of bed.

You Take a Shot, I Take a Shot!

Sometimes the paparazzi aren't the only ones who snap...

Peace Be With You

Here's proof that not all the stars have the urge to flip off the camera. Spread the love people!

The Elephant Man 'Memba Him?!

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John Hurt played a severely deformed man (based on the life of Joseph Merrick) in 19th century London in the 1980 film "The Elephant Man." Guess what he looks like now!

Scott Stapp: Now With Less Hair, Facial Weight

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Obscurity does the body good. Just ask former Creed singer Scott Stapp.

The 35-year-old resurfaced at some event in Boca Raton this weekend, looking much healthier and a tad bit douchey.

It's amazing what breaking up your Christian rock band or allegedly throwing a bottle at your wife can do for a fella.

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Amy Wino: Cheese So Crazy!

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With her octopus weave in rehab, undead soul singer Amy Winehouse greeted photogs outside her home on Tuesday, sporting wavy locks, a demure mesh tank, dirty hands and eating a piece of cheese toast.

At least her hair looks healthy.

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