Pete Doherty: Bandage Shambles

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The male Amy Winehouse, Babyshambles lead singer Pete Doherty, greeted fans from his smoky window in Munich this weekend -- and lost his hand bandage. Don't you hate when that happens?!

Pete's friend stood behind him while reenacting a scene from "Night of the Living Dead."

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K-Fed Puts His Reality on Ice for Brit?

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Kevin Federline, looking to squeeze the last drops of notoriety out of his celebrity rock, had planned to do a reality show on cable.

But with Britney on the Crazytown express, the Federleezy is putting that show on hold temporarily, reports the New York Post. The series was supposed to show the life of "a single, working dad" -- and presumably the adventures of Federline as well. Ba-dump-bump.

Meanwhile, TMZ spies spotted K-Fed pulling into JFK in advance of some Fashion Week appearances, which makes us wonder: Who's watching the boys, exactly?

Dunst Slings Herself into Rehab

Kirsten Dunst has checked into rehab at the same place where Eva Mendes is getting better and Lindsay Lohan did her stint earlier this year.

Dunst, according to People, checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah yesterday. "She's not doing well," says a source. "People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention ... I'm sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge."

Yesterday, TMZ spotted Mendes, as it happens, taking a day off from Cirque to attend to some "personal business" in L.A.

Rocker Weiland; Also on the Mend

Mercurial rocker Scott Weiland has also entered rehab, though it's not clear where.

Blabbermouth.net reports that the Velvet Revolver frontman went to a "facility" right after his band's Wednesday show in L.A., and according to a band statement, last night's show in San Diego had to be postponed. "Velvet Revolver deeply apologize to their fans and thank them for sticking by the group."

Weiland was popped by cops last November for an alleged DUI.

Party Favors, Grammys Edition: Jacko Making a Surprise Appearance or Just Brazen PR Ploy? ... Wino to Appear on the Show, After All ... Kanye to Salute Mom

Michael Jackson could be emerging in all his blinding whiteness to do a big number from "Thriller" on this Sunday's Grammys, reports FOX News -- perhaps a recreation of "Billie Jean" from 1983. Oh, the humanity. ... Amy Winehouse will be performing at the Grammys ... via satellite from London, after her visa request was denied by the U.S. Embassy yesterday ... the British Britney is nominated for six Grammys. ... Kanye West will pay tribute to his late mother Donda with a medley of "Stronger" and "Hey Mama" at the show, reports People.

Doherty Pops His Top

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After spraying his beer in a Paris bar, Pete Doherty sucked down the foam.

He swallowed.

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NYC Bash Crashed by Trash

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New York artist William Quigley went crazy outside Butter last night -- blindly pushing a giant dumpster into a crowd waiting outside the club.

He believed the stunt would somehow help him get into the club. It didn't.

It Appears as if Sean Young Was Overserved

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Prior to entering rehab for alcohol abuse this week, wild and crazy "No Way Out" star Sean Young was snapped enjoying herself too much -- moments before being thrown out of the Directors Guild Awards on Saturday for heckling director Julian Schnabel. Last call!

Sean is used to causing scenes. In the early '90s, she made a spectacle of herself in a desperate and unsuccessful bid to land the role of Catwoman in "Batman Returns." She also notoriously attempted -- and failed -- to crash the 2006 Vanity Fair Oscar party.

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It's a Bitch-Off!

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Last night one beyond-wasted hooligan refused to pay full fare for his cab -- and started an incoherent screaming match with the cabbie before running away.

It's a Bitch-Off!

He wasn't alone in his defiance to pay; over the weekend TMZ caught one woman hilariously going bananas on a parking enforcement officer who ticketed her while she was still inside her car. Girl was not having it!

It's a Bitch-Off!

Drunk Girls Invade LC's Space

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A group of bubbly drunk chicks made things slightly uncomfortable for Lauren Conrad last night -- swarming around her in a parking garage while she waited for her ride.

Though the girls were screaming "We're naked" and called LC's male sidekick their "dad," Conrad was obliging, talking to them and giving hugs before driving off.

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"Felicity" Hottie in Punch Drunk Love

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Would Scott Speedman be "happier or less happy" after getting punched in the face? That's the bizarre question his buddy asked before socking him in front of Villa last night.

A chipper Speedman was punched three times by his tipsy, "That '70s Show" friend Josh Meyers before they stumbled off -- thankfully, they had a driver.

Crazy Drunks Flock to Paris Hanger-On

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Caroline D'Amore was surrounded by booze-guzzling idiots last night -- and one of them was walking around without pants ... or panties!

TMZ caught the Hilton BFF leaving Katsuya last night, where she was immediately bombarded by a beer can wielding, rude as heck "douchebag," who called her ugly right to her face! Her ridiculously wasted friend wasn't doing too much help, but Caroline called the guy out on his crap.


A half-naked female was also spotted trailing behind the unlucky DJ as she walked down Hollywood Blvd. What a night!

Ultimate Drunk Goes Nuts on Celebs

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There's crazy -- and then there's Hollywood Blvd. crazy! Last night, one the many wackos on the Walk of Fame harassed Rumer Willis, Eve, Clifton Collins, Jr. and Maynard Keenan of Tool -- just before the daring drunk was beat up by a random biker!

Even Phoenix Sun basketballer Shawn Marion laughed at the loon -- who had enough cuckoo to keep going after being kicked in the head! Perhaps it'll help?!

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Goa to Hell, Cheapskate!

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Don't try to screw over the guys at Goa nightclub -- or they'll call you out on your s**t in front of everybody!

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TMZ caught a Goa doorman picking a public fight with one clubgoer who apparently got three bottles of alcohol served to him -- but couldn't pay the bill!

Wait -- run the card again ... it must be the strip!

Another Fine Mess!

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Courtney Fine is a so-called model who once worked as NYC Mayor Bloomberg's Director of Marketing in the Office of Film, Theater and Broadcasting. She was in front of Hyde last night with Chris Farley's bro, dropping pearls of slurred wisdom for anyone who'd listen. We did. Girl is crazy!

Another Fine Mess!

Seeing her trying to say "mademoiselle" is worth the view!

Lunatic Tribal Dancer Arrested in NYC

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Dancing in the middle of the road and screaming in a language that doesn't resemble English (no, it's not Bai Ling!) one crazy woman made quite a challenge for four of New York's finest.

TMZ spotted the grunting wonder at 5th Avenue & 17th St., where four arresting officers could only look on in disbelief -- while deciding what the heck to do with the whackjob.

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Drunks Ring in the New Year Too!

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"War at Home" hottie Kaylee DeFer (um, who?!) was outright embarrassed by her brother on New Year's Eve, after he went out of control in front of Hyde on Sunset Blvd.

Too Happy for New Year

Kaylee's bro wasn't the only one acting a fool in Hollywood though -- check out TMZ's Bar Catcher after the jump for all the drunk girl/belligerent guy action!

Drunk Girls: They All Fall Down!

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Every guy has been in this situation before: your female companion for the night has had too much to drink. So the question is this:

Would you rather she try and walk ...

... or just give up and make you carry her?

Getting Tanked on Christmas

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Merry Christmas, y'all, from two of the biggest stars in Japan -- the beluga whales from the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise Aquarium in Yokohama.

Keep your nose above water -- and don't drink and swim. Or drive. Unless you're a celebrity.

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