DUI

On his own website, the "Jackass" star has been proudly documenting the violence.

We've been told a neighbor's the one who made a citizen's arrest this AM after Steve allegedly punched holes in the walls of their building.

The insults were pretty graphic -- and hilarious.

It seemed even the Hollywood cops didn't want this fabulous fight to end. Awesome.

We have no clue who they are, but after celebrating a birthday inside the Hollywood sushi house, these classy ladies made out, shook their booties and one popped out of her limo's emergency hatch to show off her jiggly bits. You're welcome, you are now dumber.

Barton, who was rocking some "Splash"-inspired extensions, was popped last December on suspicion of DUI, possession of marijuana and a controlled substance -- and for driving without a valid license. Taxi!

The high-stepping hottie kicked the loser to the curb ... but at least he got a free stick of gum out of the deal.

Pete's friend stood behind him while reenacting a scene from "Night of the Living Dead."

Kevin Federline, looking to squeeze the last drops of notoriety out of his celebrity rock, had planned to do a reality show on cable.

But with Britney on the Crazytown express, the Federleezy is putting that show on hold temporarily, reports the New York Post. The series was supposed to show the life of "a single, working dad" -- and presumably the adventures of Federline as well. Ba-dump-bump.

Meanwhile, TMZ spies spotted K-Fed pulling into JFK in advance of some Fashion Week appearances, which makes us wonder: Who's watching the boys, exactly?

Dunst Slings Herself into Rehab

Kirsten Dunst has checked into rehab at the same place where Eva Mendes is getting better and Lindsay Lohan did her stint earlier this year.

Dunst, according to People, checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah yesterday. "She's not doing well," says a source. "People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention ... I'm sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge."

Yesterday, TMZ spotted Mendes, as it happens, taking a day off from Cirque to attend to some "personal business" in L.A.

Rocker Weiland; Also on the Mend

Mercurial rocker Scott Weiland has also entered rehab, though it's not clear where.

Blabbermouth.net reports that the Velvet Revolver frontman went to a "facility" right after his band's Wednesday show in L.A., and according to a band statement, last night's show in San Diego had to be postponed. "Velvet Revolver deeply apologize to their fans and thank them for sticking by the group."

Weiland was popped by cops last November for an alleged DUI.

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He swallowed.

Sean is used to causing scenes. In the early '90s, she made a spectacle of herself in a desperate and unsuccessful bid to land the role of Catwoman in "Batman Returns." She also notoriously attempted -- and failed -- to crash the 2006 Vanity Fair Oscar party.

He wasn't alone in his defiance to pay; over the weekend TMZ caught one woman hilariously going bananas on a parking enforcement officer who ticketed her while she was still inside her car. Girl was not having it!

Though the girls were screaming "We're naked" and called LC's male sidekick their "dad," Conrad was obliging, talking to them and giving hugs before driving off.