Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic
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"The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
She shopped, posed and gave props to Jesus -- an honest day's work for a good Christian girl.
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And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"
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Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" -- but being buds with pimpresario Joe Francis, that's cool with the big dude upstairs, right?
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Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl
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Even the mere thought of Spencer Pratt posing nude was enough to kill Playgirl.
Rumors floated around the Internet last week Pratt was considering an offer to pose for the mag. It took a few days, but sure enough Playgirl announced yesterday they were shutting down the mag and only focusing on their web site.
Coincidence?
UPDATE: Too bad for you Playgirl! Spencer tells us he turned their offer down, adding "I was the last hope!"
Audrina: Heidi and Spence Gonna Buy What??
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Even though Audrina Patridge knows Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt better than most, she was shocked when we told her about the $12 million beach pad Speidi's lookin' to buy.
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Speidi: The More You Hate the More We Make
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We live in a world where Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can afford to buy a $12 million beach home in Malibu.
We didn't believe it when we saw the video of the couple we love to hate as they went house shopping yesterday in the Bu. They looked at two homes: the aforementioned $12 mil beach house (also for rent for $90k a month) and a 10,000 sq. ft. estate with an asking price of more than $15 mil.
So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they're "serious buyers," although he doesn't think they'll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they're "at least six months" out from being able to afford the bigger house.
How's that for closure.
Speidi: Smugging for the Camera
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Hate on Team Heidi all you want -- but Spencer wants to make sure everyone knows LC was the one who allegedly stiffed a charity.
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Heidi Montag: McCain's New Running Mate
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The shiny and slimy Heidi Montag helped sink John McCain's campaign yesterday -- by hanging with his 23-year-old blogger/aspiring fashion designer daughter Meghan.
Even with Heidi's "Hills" payday and Meg's massive beer fortune, the two hit up the paps for the $5.50 valet charge. Not very Republican.
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Speidi at DMV -- Licensed to Drive You Sick
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One more reason to hate going to the DMV -- you might see Spencer sucking on Heidi's fake lips!
The Heidi and Spencer Show pulled up to the Santa Monica DMV on Tuesday -- and caused more carnage with their PDA than a drunk driver in front of STK!
Heidi was there to register to vote. The thought of the dingbat voting may be the only thing scarier than her singing.
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Spencer Not Shooting Blanks
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Heidi and Spencer say they've been taking lessons at the shooting range, learning how to handle guns.
You thought it, not us.
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Pappers Shoot Heidi's Wad
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Heidi Montag had no problem flashing her cash to cameras inside an ATM booth. Too bad she couldn't figure out how to get out of it!
Sadly, she didn't stay trapped forever, but with all that new moolah we had only one question for her and Spence: Do they tip better in NYC than L.A.?
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Spencer Pratt: I'm Stingy and Rich!
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Spencer Pratt couldn't help but brag about making $3 million a week -- likely a load of BS -- but instead of impressing, it only made him look like a bigger douche for leaving that $16 tip on a $783 bill!
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Spencer Pratt: Breast Supporting Role
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We learned two things last night. Heidi Montag doesn't know how to say goodbye and Spencer Pratt is totally irrelevant.
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Speidi -- Rulers of the Tragic Kingdom
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When Heidi & Spencer showed up at Disneyland yesterday it quickly became the "Crappiest Place on Earth."
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Heidi and Spencer: Annoying AND Cheap
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A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night -- and when Spency paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!
A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.
Included on the bill were 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 a pop. Drinking and simple arithmetic just don't mix.
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Heidi and Spencer Ruin Mother's Day
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The vomit-inducing duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dragged Heidi's mom, Darlene, into their faux-fun this weekend.
Is nothing sacred?
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Heidi Montag: Kentucky Dingbat
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!
