Hook Ups

Last night, our friends at Spyonvegas.com caught Ultimate Fighting champ Chuck Liddell getting down and dirty at TABU nightclub with a pair of platinum blonde babes -- just two days before his highly anticipated slugfest with Jenna Jameson's boy toy, Tito Ortiz.

The hunky actor and anti-smoking activist put the moves on during a very personal lesson at the Studio City Golf Course, even busting out a "Happy Gilmore" impersonation to score a few smiles.

Although the romance is new, the pair already seem to be tired of each other; talking on their cells while having lunch. Usually camera-friendly, Nicole hid under a hood and behind giant sunglasses. Talan was later seen carrying her purse. Salamat, baby.

Carter and one-week girlfriend, Kaci Brown, frolicked on Venice beach yesterday, kissing, hugging and rolling around in the sand for nearly an hour. Too bad they weren't alone; Aaron's twin sister Angel and a friend joined the two lovebirds on their otherwise amorous day out.

Lara Flynn Boyle tied the knot with businessman Donald Ray Thomas last weekend in San Antonio, TX -- and did it about as far from the glitz of Tinseltown as can be imagined. No Italian castle, no Posh in a hat, no steakhouse post-party.

TMZ talked to Bexar County Clerk Gerry Rickhoff, who told us that the actress and former Jack Nicholson paramour walked into his office with Thomas just seven minutes before closing time on Friday. Thomas paid $36 for the marriage license, and the pair, says Rickoff, were attitude-free, easygoing, and, clearly, happy.

According to Star magazine, the twosome, who have known each other for a couple years but only recently started dating, had "a small ceremony" in Thomas' backyard. Star also reports that the ceremony was so low-key that the couple didn't even have rings.

Boyle has been married once before.

Aaron Carter has fallen headfirst into love. Unfortunately, "love" may be a brick wall -- and the singer seems to have a concussion.

The 19-year-old was all over the news recently, after proposing to Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, then breaking off the engagement ... after just one week!

Luckily, the teenage pop singer won't be alone forever. Last week he met 18-year-old singer Kaci Brown, and now he's in love ... again. Carter told People magazine, "Now I'm in a great relationship. I've only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that's like nothing else I've ever experienced." Like, wow!

To top off his lovestruck interview, Carter was asked what Kaci's friend had given him for his birthday, and the Carter bro responded, "She got me love." (Insert retching sound here.)

One minute he was just an ordinary multi-platinum record producer, but when "J.R." Rotem was caught swapping spit with Britney Spears, his fame level instantly skyrocketed.

Paris Hilton seems to think sex with an ex is better.

Sources tell TMZ that Paris and Stavros Niarchos, spotted this week in NYC, are jetting off to an impromptu weekend getaway in Miami. Que caliente!

The two are back on the road to coupledom, and according to our source, they're very happy and quite possibly -- in love!

Maybe love is better the second time around.

As for the supposed engagement ring Miss Hilton was supposedly sporting, not so says Paris' uber-rep Elliot Mintz.

Paris Hilton has docked with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos ... again. The on/off couple was spotted canoodling last night, and they confirmed to TMZ cameras that they're once again bunking in the same cabin.

The two dined cozily at Katsuya in Brentwood with sister Nicky, then left the third wheel there as they headed to Hollywood Video ... and we all know what that means! Paris kissed her shorn and sexy boat boy in the store as they snagged ten movies and headed back to Hilton's pad.

Paris, snapped leaving her house last week, had a necklace on; the open locket has pictures of the estranged couple inside it. One picture shows the couple kissing, the other is a shot of the snuggling twosome.

Are these two together or not?

According to PEOPLE Magazine, Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, confirmed the news and added, "They've never been happier." The two were guests on On Air with Ryan Seacrest on LA's KIIS-FM this morning to talk about the happy news.

The "Desperate Housewives" star has been dating Parker, of the NBA's San Antonio Spurs, since July 2005. The couple reportedly called off their relationship last month, but Eva's publicist quickly denied the rumors.

Longoria was previously married to actor Tyler Christopher. They divorced in 2004.

Eva isn't the only Wisteria Lane resident with wedding plans in her future; Michael Bolton popped the question to Nicolette Sheridan late last year. Next up, Teri Hatcher?

With Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney Spears settled for a D-list sidekick last night.

TMZ spotted the pop star-turned-trainwreck at the Roosevelt Hotel last night, and while she finally kept her goodies to herself, she had a posse even more pathetic than her recent late-night peep shows. Among the hangers-on; Hilton BFF Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

We're down for you having fun Brit, but what do you see in a guy whose claim to fame is making the word "firecrotch" synonymous with Lindsay Lohan? Ick.

Wearing his trademark eyeliner and some fried burgundy hair, Jared Leto was seen clubbing with his very own Internet pin-up.

MySpace model Tila Tequila got the Tara Reid treatment when she tried to enter Hollywood hotspot Hyde on Saturday night -- dropping Jared Leto's name as her boyfriend in the process. The packed club was hosting an after-party for a 30 Seconds to Mars show, but the model apparently wasn't on the list.

"I just came from his show, Jared Leto, that's my boyfriend," she pleaded with the hostess at the door -- to no avail. She eventually got in once Leto arrived, and shot our cameras a look.

Tila recently blogged on her MySpace page that she's taken a six-month vow of celibacy. For Jared's sake, let's hope that's not the case.